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08-02-2020, 11:52 AM #1051
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Many moons ago, I worked at a small airport where the tower controllers were Fred and Barney.
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08-02-2020, 01:06 PM #1052
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I know. But I'm still worried about Bill and Ted.
Originally Posted by riser3
Last edited by old goat; 08-02-2020 at 02:53 PM.
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08-03-2020, 10:47 AM #1053
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Mr. Felix Longas LaFuente from Spain sent me a fax today and only to me, it's completely confidential. I can receive 50% of $18.5M in abandoned funds left by a family with no heirs that was tragically killed in a car accident in Portugal while on holiday.
He's going to send me all the secret, classified information that I need to claim it.
I am feeling really good about this.
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08-03-2020, 11:39 AM #1054
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Things That Amuse You
“You telling me how to do that is like Michael Jackson telling Neil Armstrong how to moon walk”
“I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”
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08-03-2020, 12:13 PM #1055
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I was just reading a paper, and took my finger and slid it down the paper to scroll to the next page.
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08-03-2020, 03:35 PM #1056
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Lately when I’ve been reading a (paper) book it often takes a moment for me to remember that I can’t place my finger on a word to get the definition to pop up. Originally Posted by skiballs
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08-03-2020, 04:14 PM #1057
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reminds me of the scene in Being There when Peter Sellers tries to make real life bad guys go away by using the TV remote control. Originally Posted by skiballs
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08-03-2020, 08:27 PM #1058
I got a hair on my tongue
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Your PayPal account has been limited. lol
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"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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08-04-2020, 12:02 PM #1059
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27 years ago today
https://twitter.com/i/status/1290657261476614149"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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08-04-2020, 12:06 PM #1060
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Like it was yesterday. Class was in session that day. So glorious. Originally Posted by Danno
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08-04-2020, 02:06 PM #1061
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Robin definitely got tutored, probably neutered.
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08-04-2020, 03:16 PM #1062
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08-09-2020, 08:49 PM #1063
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Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-09-2020, 09:37 PM #1064
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Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-09-2020, 10:44 PM #1065
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Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-10-2020, 07:14 PM #1066
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08-10-2020, 08:08 PM #1067
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^That is fukn hilarious! “Cemento fresco”
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08-10-2020, 08:16 PM #1068
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makes me so happy
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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08-11-2020, 11:48 AM #1069
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The cabover height on new RVs makes me chuckle. Somebody on here made a comment about how they look like Beavis and Butthead and that is all I see now.
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08-13-2020, 11:31 PM #1070
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you can never go wrong with “a bat in the house”
always amusingI didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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08-14-2020, 05:35 PM #1071
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Got a call with voicemail from the "Sacramento Meropolitan PUD" telling me that our house in Sacramento (area code 916) , where our DIL lives, was going to have the electricity turned off in 30 minutes for unpaid balance. The call came from area code 209, from a 1000 population unincorporated foothill town. C'mon guys--spoofing a 916 area code isn't that hard. If you want me to fall for your scam you have to work for it.
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08-14-2020, 05:56 PM #1072
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where the house cat gives thanks for the blend of mouse and bird. Originally Posted by ~mikey b
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-15-2020, 03:19 PM #1073
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Garcia's got a little edge on her, but not much.
Decent dire straits:
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Then the most requested classic:
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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08-15-2020, 05:04 PM #1074
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^ Those are great, but there’s something a little...the tone of that thing sets my teeth on edge.
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08-15-2020, 06:01 PM #1075
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I usually do a bunch of charitable contributions end of the year by credit card. I can often just use one name--the name on the credit card. My wife complains that her role in the contribution is not acknowledged. So I started using her name instead. Guess who gets all the spam and junk mail.
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