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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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10-20-2020, 12:01 PM #1351
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10-20-2020, 04:11 PM #1352
I want to see what hottness was on the call.
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10-20-2020, 04:16 PM #1353
he probably had Sesame Street on in a different window
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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10-20-2020, 09:00 PM #1354
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10-20-2020, 09:40 PM #1355
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10-21-2020, 05:31 PM #1356
Meanwhile...
After holding a mock interview with Giuliani, actor Maria Bakalova, who plays Borat’s daughter in the new film, goes with the former mayor into a hotel suite rigged with hidden cameras. Giuliani sits on the bed, Bakalova appears to remove his microphone, and Giuliani then lies back and reaches into his pants.
Soon afterward, Baron Cohen, playing Borat, bursts into the room and says, “She’s 15, she’s too old for you!” (Bakalova is 24 years old).
In a radio interview Wednesday afternoon, Giuliani said he was lying on the bed so he could tuck in his shirt.
“I had to take off the electronic equipment,” Giuliani told WABC. “And when the electronic equipment came off, some of it was in the back and my shirt came a little out, although my clothes were entirely on. I leaned back, and I tucked my shirt in, and at that point, at that point, they have this picture they take which looks doctored, but in any event, I’m tucking my shirt in. I assure you that’s all I was doing.”
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10-23-2020, 06:57 AM #1357
Benny's ability to work the ECRC crew into a foamy lather.
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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10-23-2020, 07:00 AM #1358
Benny works yer mom into a foamy lather.
crab in my shoe mouth
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10-23-2020, 07:02 AM #1359
Good one Buttah!
"timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang
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10-23-2020, 07:04 AM #1360
Fucking Ted Williams, bitch.
crab in my shoe mouth
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10-23-2020, 07:23 AM #1361Banned
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GfromT's liberal use of the ignore function amuses me. He seems like a generally really mellow dude, but who has no qualms about telling people to FRTFO.
It reminds me of a scene from Austin Powers: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch."
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10-23-2020, 08:11 AM #1362
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10-25-2020, 06:55 AM #1363man of ice
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So I get up this morning and I have a text from a mag who I've met before but haven't seen in 3-4 years, and whose number I had completely forgotten I even had in my phone. You know this guy's name but I'm not gonna say it. Anyways the text reads, in its entirety:
it's just like regular porn
but
with midgets
This amuses me. And also puzzles me a bit. Was it even meant for me? If so, okay it's random and I laughed. But if it's not meant for me...well, wtf is going on with this fella?
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10-25-2020, 07:14 AM #1364
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10-25-2020, 07:57 AM #1365man of ice
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Maybe parking? Back, then forth? Crazy how the Yokohama printed out
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10-25-2020, 08:40 AM #1366
Things That Amuse You
Wouldn’t the text have to be mirrored?
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10-25-2020, 08:46 AM #1367
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10-25-2020, 01:13 PM #1368
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10-25-2020, 02:42 PM #1369I see hydraulic turtles.
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10-25-2020, 03:27 PM #1370man of ice
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10-25-2020, 03:29 PM #1371man of ice
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10-25-2020, 03:40 PM #1372
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10-26-2020, 11:31 AM #1373
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10-26-2020, 11:42 AM #1374
Oh sweet, now maybe my cat will stop bringing home all those dead cows.
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10-26-2020, 12:38 PM #1375
My kid feeds his Bernese Taste of the Wild. The dog still just lies there all day.
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