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  1. #1351
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I've felt compelled to do many unspeakable things on conference calls, but jerking off was never one of them. But, please, if you do get caught jerking off on a conference call, the appropriate apology is "I'm sorry I jerked off during a conference call" not "I'm sorry my technological ineptitude led to you witnessing me jerking off during a conference call."
    The appropriate response is to hide in a closet for a couple of weeks--with a phone to watch porn on of course.

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    I want to see what hottness was on the call.

  3. #1353
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    he probably had Sesame Street on in a different window
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    I want to see what hottness was on the call.
    It was the New Yorker.

    Men should be free to do what they want with their own bodies. They shouldn't have to go to back alleys to masturbate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    It was the New Yorker.

    Men should be free to do what they want with their own bodies. They shouldn't have to go to back alleys to masturbate.
    He was technically getting paid to orgasm. I like it.

  6. #1356
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    Meanwhile...
    After holding a mock interview with Giuliani, actor Maria Bakalova, who plays Borat’s daughter in the new film, goes with the former mayor into a hotel suite rigged with hidden cameras. Giuliani sits on the bed, Bakalova appears to remove his microphone, and Giuliani then lies back and reaches into his pants.

    Soon afterward, Baron Cohen, playing Borat, bursts into the room and says, “She’s 15, she’s too old for you!” (Bakalova is 24 years old).

    In a radio interview Wednesday afternoon, Giuliani said he was lying on the bed so he could tuck in his shirt.

    “I had to take off the electronic equipment,” Giuliani told WABC. “And when the electronic equipment came off, some of it was in the back and my shirt came a little out, although my clothes were entirely on. I leaned back, and I tucked my shirt in, and at that point, at that point, they have this picture they take which looks doctored, but in any event, I’m tucking my shirt in. I assure you that’s all I was doing.”
    Yes. Definitely.

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    Benny's ability to work the ECRC crew into a foamy lather.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Benny works yer mom into a foamy lather.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    Good one Buttah!
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Fucking Ted Williams, bitch.
    crab in my shoe mouth

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    GfromT's liberal use of the ignore function amuses me. He seems like a generally really mellow dude, but who has no qualms about telling people to FRTFO.

    It reminds me of a scene from Austin Powers: "There are only two things I can't stand in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures...and the Dutch."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Benny's ability to work the ECRC crew into a foamy lather.
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Benny works yer mom into a foamy lather.
    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Good one Buttah!
    Quote Originally Posted by buttahflake View Post
    Fucking Ted Williams, bitch.
    Friday mornings.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    So I get up this morning and I have a text from a mag who I've met before but haven't seen in 3-4 years, and whose number I had completely forgotten I even had in my phone. You know this guy's name but I'm not gonna say it. Anyways the text reads, in its entirety:

    it's just like regular porn

    but
    with midgets

    This amuses me. And also puzzles me a bit. Was it even meant for me? If so, okay it's random and I laughed. But if it's not meant for me...well, wtf is going on with this fella?

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    I wonder if this was more than one trip? Click image for larger version. 

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    Maybe parking? Back, then forth? Crazy how the Yokohama printed out

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    Things That Amuse You

    Wouldn’t the text have to be mirrored?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Wouldn’t the text have to be mirrored?
    Ummm...

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Wouldn’t the text have to be mirrored?
    Isn’t text already backwards in most internet photos?

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Ummm...
    right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
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    Is that cow mad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    Maybe parking? Back, then forth? Crazy how the Yokohama printed out
    Definitely parking, it was at the grocery store. I just couldn't tell if they parked the same way twice or hit, pulled forward and backed into the wall again.

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    Oh sweet, now maybe my cat will stop bringing home all those dead cows.

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    My kid feeds his Bernese Taste of the Wild. The dog still just lies there all day.

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