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10-18-2019, 06:26 PM #351?
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So, last night I blew a second tire up at Boyscout camp. So today I drive it across the street to dannys and have them put the winter tires on. Blizzcaks with studs. Then I drove down to McCarren for an 8 piece and Mashed potatoes. On the way back I get on hwy 80 And blend into this line of cars. we are all going about the same speed. Except this Audi riight on my ass. I glance at the speedomitor it between 110 and 115 can you believe that shit! Tailgated at almost 115MPH
Own your fail. ~Jer~
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10-18-2019, 07:01 PM #352
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10-18-2019, 07:04 PM #353?
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10-19-2019, 07:04 AM #354
Since I posted that I’ve discovered:
She’s very upset because she was so distracted by her foot she forgot a herb she needed for something
She’s very concerned that the channels in her foot will not realign properly
She cannot get up or down stairs without help
But don’t worry because she has her needles with her
I’m staying with amusing, but we will see for how long.
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10-19-2019, 07:23 AM #355I drink it up
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10-19-2019, 08:20 AM #356
Hand her a glass of water, tell her it's a 1000x dilution of her magic herb. She'll be right as rain in a jiff.
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10-19-2019, 09:52 AM #357Registered User
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I broke a toe a couple weeks ago, did a pretty good job on it. The boot they give you makes the pain go away as you walk. She sounds like a neurotic drama queen, millennial or not.
I’ve gone on a bunch of hikes and can run down trails gingerly, I can’t imagine needing help going up stairs but every injury is different I guess? Not trying to be a tough guy, it just doesn’t bug me that much.
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10-19-2019, 10:01 AM #358
8 piece and the Mashed Potatoes is also the name of MTT's band.
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10-19-2019, 10:03 AM #359
If you get rid of some sheds does that mean you're shedding sheds?
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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10-19-2019, 10:59 AM #360Registered User
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How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe’s?
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10-19-2019, 03:20 PM #361
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10-19-2019, 03:54 PM #362
Was commenting on some chat on Youtube for a live video today and someone posted asking for change for a nickel. Small world.
Didn't recognize the username, but they recognized mine and threw out a maggot reference. I chuckled.Last edited by MakersTeleMark; 10-19-2019 at 10:20 PM.
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10-19-2019, 04:29 PM #363
Best legal typo ever!
“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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10-19-2019, 04:41 PM #364
It amuses me like nothing else when I see like 5 cars in a row hauling ass past me, doing like 100+, but mere inches off each others bumpers like a bunch of idiots... wait for it... about 5 minutes down the road traffic's starting to pile up all of a sudden, and off to the side I see those same 5 cars in a full on pile-up, hoods and trunks smashed up. Radiators hissing. Drivers looking all pissed off and waiving hands. Man, hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. Whew! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the amusement, guys!
For being in apparently such a big hurry, they sure screwed themselves big time. When tailgaters get their just deserts, it's always a thing of beauty.
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10-19-2019, 04:46 PM #365“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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10-19-2019, 04:53 PM #366Funky But Chic
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10-19-2019, 04:56 PM #367
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10-19-2019, 05:10 PM #368Funky But Chic
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haha, jesus I read that like 3 times and didn't see that.
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10-19-2019, 05:37 PM #369
Would it have been different if it were a legal brief?
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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10-19-2019, 06:14 PM #370Registered User
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Well, briefs never stopped no fist, so ..... no.
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10-19-2019, 06:52 PM #371
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10-19-2019, 09:28 PM #372I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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10-19-2019, 10:45 PM #373"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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10-19-2019, 11:01 PM #374
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10-20-2019, 10:31 AM #375
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