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  1. #351
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    So, last night I blew a second tire up at Boyscout camp. So today I drive it across the street to dannys and have them put the winter tires on. Blizzcaks with studs. Then I drove down to McCarren for an 8 piece and Mashed potatoes. On the way back I get on hwy 80 And blend into this line of cars. we are all going about the same speed. Except this Audi riight on my ass. I glance at the speedomitor it between 110 and 115 can you believe that shit! Tailgated at almost 115MPH
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    So, last night I blew a second tire up at Boyscout camp. So today I drive it across the street to dannys and have them put the winter tires on. Blizzcaks with studs. Then I drove down to McCarren for an 8 piece and Mashed potatoes. On the way back I get on hwy 80 And blend into this line of cars. we are all going about the same speed. Except this Audi riight on my ass. I glance at the speedomitor it between 110 and 115 can you believe that shit! Tailgated at almost 115MPH
    I can believe it from an Audi driver.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I can believe it from an Audi driver.

    Hey I am getting civilized/ I did not show him my gun. Cuz ?? yea
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    It will end up in the shit that annoys you thread soon enough.
    Since I posted that I’ve discovered:

    She’s very upset because she was so distracted by her foot she forgot a herb she needed for something

    She’s very concerned that the channels in her foot will not realign properly

    She cannot get up or down stairs without help

    But don’t worry because she has her needles with her

    I’m staying with amusing, but we will see for how long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    I see people do that all the time at gas stations some while talking on their cell phones (pumping gasoline).
    I talk on my cell phone all the time while pumping gasoline.
    focus.

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    Hand her a glass of water, tell her it's a 1000x dilution of her magic herb. She'll be right as rain in a jiff.

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    I broke a toe a couple weeks ago, did a pretty good job on it. The boot they give you makes the pain go away as you walk. She sounds like a neurotic drama queen, millennial or not.

    I’ve gone on a bunch of hikes and can run down trails gingerly, I can’t imagine needing help going up stairs but every injury is different I guess? Not trying to be a tough guy, it just doesn’t bug me that much.

  8. #358
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    8 piece and the Mashed Potatoes is also the name of MTT's band.

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    If you get rid of some sheds does that mean you're shedding sheds?
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    How many Lowe’s would Rob Lowe Rob if Rob Lowe could Rob Lowe’s?

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    Quote Originally Posted by beece View Post
    Since I posted that I’ve discovered:

    She’s very upset because she was so distracted by her foot she forgot a herb she needed for something

    She’s very concerned that the channels in her foot will not realign properly

    She cannot get up or down stairs without help

    But don’t worry because she has her needles with her

    I’m staying with amusing, but we will see for how long.
    Now she just told my wife she can’t do acupuncture on her because my wife had a half of a beer earlier. Two thoughts:

    1. Good.
    2. Anything that can’t be done after a half of a beer will not likely often be done around here.

  12. #362
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    Was commenting on some chat on Youtube for a live video today and someone posted asking for change for a nickel. Small world.

    Didn't recognize the username, but they recognized mine and threw out a maggot reference. I chuckled.
    Last edited by MakersTeleMark; 10-19-2019 at 10:20 PM.
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    Best legal typo ever!

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    It amuses me like nothing else when I see like 5 cars in a row hauling ass past me, doing like 100+, but mere inches off each others bumpers like a bunch of idiots... wait for it... about 5 minutes down the road traffic's starting to pile up all of a sudden, and off to the side I see those same 5 cars in a full on pile-up, hoods and trunks smashed up. Radiators hissing. Drivers looking all pissed off and waiving hands. Man, hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. Whew! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the amusement, guys!

    For being in apparently such a big hurry, they sure screwed themselves big time. When tailgaters get their just deserts, it's always a thing of beauty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    It amuses me like nothing else when I see like 5 cars in a row hauling ass past me, doing like 100+, but mere inches off each others bumpers like a bunch of idiots... wait for it... about 5 minutes down the road traffic's starting to pile up all of a sudden, and off to the side I see those same 5 cars in a full on pile-up, hoods and trunks smashed up. Radiators hissing. Drivers looking all pissed off and waiving hands. Man, hadn't laughed that hard in a long time. Whew! I needed a good laugh. Thanks for the amusement, guys!

    For being in apparently such a big hurry, they sure screwed themselves big time. When tailgaters get their just deserts, it's always a thing of beauty.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Best legal typo ever!

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    Not seeing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Not seeing it.
    assfisting, 11th line from bottom (pun intended)
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    haha, jesus I read that like 3 times and didn't see that.

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    Would it have been different if it were a legal brief?
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    Well, briefs never stopped no fist, so ..... no.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Well, briefs never stopped no fist, so ..... no.
    I know I can trust the voice of experience here.
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    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Was commenting on some chat on Youtube for a live video today and someone posted asking for change for a nickel. Small world.

    Didn't recognize the username, but they recognized mine and threw out a maggot reference. I chuckled.
    You're internet famous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    You're internet famous.
    I did not give you access to my pay site.

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