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  1. #2501
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    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

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    Covid shopping for friends. I've seen areas of the supermarket that I didn't know existed. And the liquor store.

    You can learn a lot about a person from their shopping lists.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Covid shopping for friends. I've seen areas of the supermarket that I didn't know existed. And the liquor store.

    You can learn a lot about a person from their shopping lists.
    So what are the standout items?

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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    So what are the standout items?
    Frozen sliced onions? Wtf?

    And another thing amusing, 12 year's ago today, with tipp.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Frozen sliced onions? Wtf?
    While I would have never thought it existed, that's a pretty low bar.

    Guess if I get the 'vid I can amuse myself be sending oddball requests to people.

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    Sex lube.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Sex lube.
    Licorice flavored. It's special order, you have to ask the pharmacist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    Licorice flavored. It's special order, you have to ask the pharmacist.
    So you can make someone’s ass taste even worse?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    So you can make someone’s ass taste even worse?
    That amused me
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    This cracked me up, even though I think it's bullshit.


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    Our new rescue dog has never pooped on a walk. Poops on the same side of the yard. Seen him a few times and it’s like, dude I’m pooping do you mind.


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    I need to go to Utah.
    Utah?
    Yeah, Utah. It's wedged in between Wyoming and Nevada. You've seen pictures of it, right?

    So after 15 years we finally made it to Utah.....


    Thanks BCSAR and POWMOW Ski Patrol for rescues

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  14. #2514
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    Quote Originally Posted by krp8128 View Post
    Licorice flavored. It's special order, you have to ask the pharmacist.
    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    So you can make someone’s ass taste even worse?
    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    That amused me
    I like licorice butt it's not enough to get me to eat ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I like licorice butt it's not enough to get me to eat ass.
    I dunno. I always kinda had a rule that I wouldn’t put my dick in anything I wouldn’t put my tongue in.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    I was looking for the car auction on maps and found this review

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Striker View Post
    I was looking for the car auction on maps and found this review

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    How do they open the doors?

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    Pemex's bid to purchase the 50.005pc it does not already own in the refinery was announced in May. It would allow Shell to maintain control of the onsite chemicals plant at Deer Park, a 2,300-acre facility near Houston.

    The companies are about 90pc finished with work separating operations between the refinery and the chemical plant, as part of a $30mn transition plan steered by Shell, the company said in testimony submitted in the US District Court for the Southern District of Texas on 4 January.

    Pemex's plan to purchase control of Deer Park faced scrutiny from US lawmakers and regulators throughout 2021, drawing fierce opposition from a local congressman and a months-long review from the Committee on Foreign Investment in the US that caused the companies to miss an initial fourth quarter 2021 target to wrap the deal.

    A legal complaint from a group of New York-based laundromat owners marks the latest challenge. Aaron Hagele and Andrew Sarcinella, owners of a laundromat in Mt Vernon, New York, filed a lawsuit in December seeking to stop the sale based on the argument that it will reduce competition in the US gasoline market, leading to higher prices for retail consumers and business owners across the country. The plaintiffs are seeking a legal enjoinder that would restrain the companies from completing the deal over antitrust concerns.

    If they succeed in convincing a Houston judge that the sale would violate antitrust laws, Shell and Pemex will face financial, operational and labor-related headaches in coming weeks and months, Shell deal implementation leader Kristen Bergeron said in testimony submitted in the case.
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    So that's what that's for.
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    https://i.imgur.com/PTmaZet.jpg

    Fucking TRG software is worse than stinky ballz.

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    Last edited by MakersTeleMark; 01-23-2022 at 01:28 AM.
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    I bought these cheap ass blinds for my kids room, and they are made in Mexico. The instructions are ... to be read in a Mexican accent I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    I bought these cheap ass blinds for my kids room, and they are made in Mexico. The instructions are ... to be read in a Mexican accent I guess
    Shimmed!

    https://www.xvideos.com/video3050988...ith_vegetables

    For the vegans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by whyturn View Post
    Our new rescue dog has never pooped on a walk. Poops on the same side of the yard. Seen him a few times and it’s like, dude I’m pooping do you mind.
    We had a dog like that. He wouldn’t poop on walks or when watched, and he only pooped in a specific zone at the back of our property. It was kinda nice. Clean up was easy and you never had to worry about stepping in it unless you were in his zone. Not so nice the few times we traveled with him, though.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bagtagley View Post
    We had a dog like that. He wouldn’t poop on walks or when watched, and he only pooped in a specific zone at the back of our property. It was kinda nice. Clean up was easy and you never had to worry about stepping in it unless you were in his zone. Not so nice the few times we traveled with him, though.
    Trained mine to go poop off in the leaves. Was great the first 2 years until I cleared up more of the overgrown yard and now he has to go WAY out.

    Was almost impossible to get him to go while traveling. Broke that habit thankfully.

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