Things That Amuse You

[highangle]

I am home now. No shit I don’t recall ever being so scared. I was desperate. Fortunately I still have a couple real life friends. Pissed he had to drive from Truckee to winnemucca and back. But he did. I neglect my people. I need to stop talking my people for granted. Don’t do that. You might need them.

Man, there's a Flying J and a Petro in Winnemucca. You could have hitchhiked...

[JimmyCarter]

Peep human centipede on a stick.

[Core Shot]

I just spent an hour with the maid that used to live in my house.

Mind blown.

On many levels.

Wow.

Now I want a maid.
The last owner would ring a bell and ask for whiskey.
Fucking big time roller. I guess.

[jm2e]

Is she hot? A not hot maid would need to be so much more awesome at …… everything.


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[Core Shot]

Heh.
She hadn’t been here in 20 years.

Kind soul. I wasn’t expecting a knock on the door.
But there she was and it was a cool vibe.
Full house tour.

It was like when strangers say I grew up in your house.
But she was the maid of the house.
I am sure of that.
And the house would be high and tight.
I was somewhat embarrassed by clutter and dustbunnies

Fucking crazy.
Who has live in maids? That’s next level gulfstream jet shit.

But yeah. No banging urge there.

But if I ring the bell she would bring me whiskey.

[J. Barron DeJong]

USA Today lying to it’s readers about what Bradford Pear trees smell like:

“The tree is perhaps most famous for the scent of its blooms, which some have compared to rotting fish, urine and baby poop.”

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...an/7122246001/

No, they don’t smell like any of those. Unlike USA Today, Vice is willing to tell you the truth:

”You know the smell. It's that chlorine musk that reminds you of either narrowly dodging a pregnancy or being a 15-year-old boy. But it's a weird thing to be walking down the street on an early spring afternoon and get a nose full of jizz. You're looking around like, "What isthat?"The answer is trees. That cummy smell comes from a flowering deciduous tree called Pyrus calleryana, better known in Australia as the ornamental pear, or the callery pear in the US.”

https://www.vice.com/amp/en/article/...ell-like-semen

[alpinevibes]

this beautiful bag of manure is made from the finest poop in LA - the perfect fertilizer for any and all Earth mamas. It's a blend of free-range goat, horse, chicken, and cow manure, lovingly tended by our gardeners at Flamingo Estate. Our chickens and goats are on a nutritious regenerative diet, snacking occasionally on the tastiest food from the kitchen. It's teeming with beneficial microbes and nutrients, guaranteed to make any plant grow strong and vibrant. This potent, precious poop will bring new life to your soil. Roses love it, too!

*Not a joke* at $75. But how many pounds?????

https://flamingoestate.com/collectio.../the-good-shit

[old goat]

When I was working as a landscaper in Grosse Pointe MI we used Milorganite, which was from Milwaukee sewage. I assume the main nutrient was hops.
I'd say the ad is just a tad over the top. Seems to me that whatever great nutrients the animals are fed are absorbed by the animals and what comes out the other end is plain old shit--which is mostly nutrient poor fiber and a shitload of bacteria.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

When I was working as a landscaper in Grosse Pointe MI we used Milorganite, which was from Milwaukee sewage. I assume the main nutrient was hops.
I'd say the ad is just a tad over the top. Seems to me that whatever great nutrients the animals are fed are absorbed by the animals and what comes out the other end is plain old shit--which is mostly nutrient poor fiber and a shitload of bacteria.

Did you know Martin Blank?


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[Ted Striker]

[ötzi]

I drove by a place today on North Carolina Rte 12 that had a sign out front that said "Biscuits and Porn".

Unfortunately it was on the other side of the highway.

[riser4]

I drove by a place today on North Carolina Rte 12 that had a sign out front that said "Biscuits and Porn".

Unfortunately it was on the other side of the highway.

Shit. That'd be worth going back.

[JimmyCarter]

Shit. That'd be worth going back.

Until you see them drop a steaming pile of that white gravy on your biscuits…

[J. Barron DeJong]

Until you see them drop a steaming pile of that white gravy on your biscuits…

Love biscuits and gravy, but at a porn shop that gravy does raise some concerns….

Maybe check to see if it smells like Bradford Pear before taking a bite.

[old goat]

Did you know Martin Blank?


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Doesn't ring a bell. I worked for Greater Detroit Landscaping one summer in the early 70's. Pulling weeds, trimming hedges. Type 3 fun.

[pfluffenmeister]

I drove by a place today on North Carolina Rte 12 that had a sign out front that said "Biscuits and Porn".

Unfortunately it was on the other side of the highway.

Come for the biscuits, stay for the porn!



Or maybe it's the other way?

[Core Shot]

North Carolina punk rockers.

Circle jerking. With a biscuit instead of a saltine cracker.

[EWG]

Did you know Martin Blank?


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He’s either in love with your daughter or he’s got a newfound respect for life.

[BmillsSkier]

The missed Martin Blank reference was amusing.

[old goat]

Who the fuck is Martin Blank and why should I care?

Edit--looks like it's a reference to a movie that I would be embarrassed to have heard about, let alone seen.

[EWG]

Who the fuck is Martin Blank and why should I care?

Edit--looks like it's a reference to a movie that I would be embarrassed to have heard about, let alone seen.

You meant fantastic movie with an A+ soundtrack. Phenomenal soundtrack. Outstanding.

That's what you meant.

[BmillsSkier]

You meant fantastic movie with an A+ soundtrack. Phenomenal soundtrack. Outstanding.

That's what you meant.

That's what I hope he meant.



Such a great movie.

Wonder if our Mr. Stainless knows Bobby Bimmer?

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Who the fuck is Martin Blank and why should I care?

Edit--looks like it's a reference to a movie that I would be embarrassed to have heard about, let alone seen.

It’s a great movie. Give it a shot


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[teleee]

Who the fuck is Martin Blank and why should I care?

Edit--looks like it's a reference to a movie that I would be embarrassed to have heard about, let alone seen.

You really are fucking old!

[PB]

Seriously, OG, listen to the mob, go watch GB, and be happy that there are wonderful things that you probably had a good reason to miss the first time around. Now you can enjoy it with wide eyed youthful joy, since we are regressing as we age.