Things That Amuse You

[ZomblibulaX]

Plus you get to finally use your cam strap and say ‘that thing ain’t going nowhere’.

Pairs well with, "That'll ride."

[MontuckyFried]

Bonus points if you use plain ropes and taut line hitches.

Greetings, fellow dad! Of course the load also needs a couple solid pats for good measure while saying the line.

[Mustonen]

Greetings, fellow dad! Of course the load also needs a couple solid pats for good measure while saying the line.

Don’t forget to pull over on the side of the road a few miles in to pull on all the lines and hum over how much the load has shifted

[skaredshtles]

Don’t forget to pull over on the side of the road a few miles in to pull on all the lines and hum over how much the load has shifted

Truth.

[Falcon3]

Plus you get to finally use your cam strap and say ‘that thing ain’t going nowhere’.

Literally the only time I didn’t shake the straps and say this, I lost a KLR off the side of my flatbed turning out of a parking lot. Embarrassing to say the least…

[lifelinksplit]

Sitting in a bar and guy says "New Zealand, that's in the Europe's right" holy fucking shit..

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[JongDoe]

Football announcers wearing suits and ties. I never really gave it a second thought but WTF is that about?

[JayPowHound]

Boys have been playing with their pokemon cards in the kitchen all morning. All of a sudden I hear the almost 15yo Havanese pup start crying.

I go to investigate and find that he's somehow managed to get his head stuck inside the 3rd grader's lunchbox.

Definitely amused!

[nickwm21]

Havanese owners


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[glademaster]

Is that dog wearing a diaper?

[JayPowHound]

Is that dog wearing a diaper?

Yes, unfortunately he is.

Like I said.. he's almost 15.

Got him for the wife while we postponed kids (oldest is 11). Never thought he would last this long, but he's a good pup. Just having trouble with bladder control at his age.

Still clearly very interested in crumbs left over in lunchboxes that get left out on the floor.

[riser4]

Boys have been playing with their pokemon cards in the kitchen all morning. All of a sudden I hear the almost 15yo Havanese pup start crying.

I go to investigate and find that he's somehow managed to get his head stuck inside the 3rd grader's lunchbox.

Definitely amused!

Poor guy.

[old goat]

I got a text from Sac County emergency services to take shelter before 2P because of heavy rain. Puzzled me at first until I realized it was meant for homeless people. Not that amusing I guess.

[riser4]

The annoyance of this is outweighed by the amusement. Latest tele-scammer had animals making noise in the background. I definitely heard some kind of rooster. He still got the hang up treatment. However, I am amused by the brazenness mixed with sheer stupidity. Ya, I know, I can check my privilege at the door. I didn't have time to talk to him and mess with him.

[Mustonen]

The annoyance of this is outweighed by the amusement. Latest tele-scammer had animals making noise in the background. I definitely heard some kind of rooster. He still got the hang up treatment. However, I am amused by the brazenness mixed with sheer stupidity. Ya, I know, I can check my privilege at the door. I didn't have time to talk to him and mess with him.

That’s fun. Somehow they have me on the Medicare call list…. What’s amusing/annoying is that they have my DOB, which makes it trickier to keep them on the phone. I kept one guy on the phone for almost five minutes before he confirmed my DOB against his records and saw that I was 40.

Him - “I know that you are only 40 years old. I see it right here, Mr. (my full name) who lives in (city I live in). You aren’t even eligible.”

Me - “No shit! If you know all that why are we even talking?”

Him - “You think you’re funny? Just a joke?”

Me - “You called ME, motherfucker!”

He told me to fuck my mother and something something something in a different language and hung up.

Hadn’t laughed that hard in a while.

[ötzi]

w t f
Just saw this commercial on TV.

I wonder what's up with the head wound.

[highangle]

That’s fun. Somehow they have me on the Medicare call list…. What’s amusing/annoying is that they have my DOB, which makes it trickier to keep them on the phone. I kept one guy on the phone for almost five minutes before he confirmed my DOB against his records and saw that I was 40.

Him - “I know that you are only 40 years old. I see it right here, Mr. (my full name) who lives in (city I live in). You aren’t even eligible.”

Me - “No shit! If you know all that why are we even talking?”

Him - “You think you’re funny? Just a joke?”

Me - “You called ME, motherfucker!”

He told me to fuck my mother and something something something in a different language and hung up.

Hadn’t laughed that hard in a while.

"Boss, I must have Glengarry leads!"

[chicken feathers]

Yesterday, I interviewed for some laid back p/t seasonal work. It was at the end of the work day for me and my mind was pretty fried, but the job sounds fun. A few minutes in the interviewer remembers who referred me and offers me the job. I accept. No further details discussed...From there we start to BS a little...Talking about housing shortages, uncertainties about the season etc., etc. But, the connection was bad, couldn't hear him too well. I get a few questions in, then I hear "OK, good talking to you." It now sounds like the interviews over. That caught me off guard so I reply "OK, yeah, great to talk to you. Thanks again, Bye." I know some folks who've been doing the job for years, so I already decided I'd accept an offer, but still!

I hang up, look over at my wife who is sitting there with a smirk on her face. "So, when do you start?", "What is the pay?", "Do you have a uniform?", "What are the hours?", "What is the job actually?" So on and so forth. From what she could hear the conversation sounded like Beavis and Butthead, as she put it.
Anyways...Got the job. Got my paperwork in. And I'm stoked on the new gig.

[babybear]

The husband was looking at doing a course on forensic analysis of animal tracks…..the date has passed by but we laughed at the SKU at the check out

[Danno]

$250 for anal? Wow, prices have gone up.

[m2711c]

what do you usually charge?

[ötzi]

and boom goes the dynamite.

[Mazderati]

[PB]

Not patient enough to watch the whole thing - was he a grease stain on the pavement by the end?

[Mazderati]

I think he won them over. In fact, it sounds like the cowboy hat had a crush.