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01-20-2020, 06:41 PM #651“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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01-20-2020, 08:09 PM #652
The booger looks better
watch out for snakes
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01-20-2020, 09:04 PM #653“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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01-20-2020, 09:15 PM #654Funky But Chic
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Booner to the white courtesy phone, paging Booner.
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01-20-2020, 11:38 PM #655
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01-21-2020, 12:00 AM #656
Mrs. Grimace?
Daniel Ortega eats here.
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01-21-2020, 02:02 AM #657
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01-22-2020, 08:44 AM #658Registered User
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In the cube farm and a vibrating noise comes from a few aisles over. The confused look on my hot coworkers face as we make eye contact and obviously thinking the same thing, and laugh.
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01-22-2020, 09:22 AM #659
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01-23-2020, 04:55 PM #660
K-9 bites cow, Georgetown Co. deputy uses Taser on K-9, cow kicks deputy
GEORGETOWN COUNTY, SC (WBTW) – A sheriff’s deputy had to deploy a Taser on his own K-9 officer after it bit a cow while on a burglary call.
Deputies responded to a report of a burglary in progress on Drivers Lane in the Pleasant Hill community around 4 p.m. The first deputy on scene secured the location with his K-9 and waited on additional officers to assist with entering the residence.
A cow nearby distracted the dog, and he subsequently bit the cow, according to the Georgetown County Sheriff’s Office.
In an attempt to protect the cow from injuries, the deputy tased the K-9, according to the report. The dog was taken into leash control and returned to the deputy’s vehicle.
Reacting to the dog, the cow struck the deputy and property owner. Their injuries were determined to be minor.
The original burglary call proved to be unfounded.“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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01-23-2020, 05:09 PM #661
Not a very well trained K9.
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01-23-2020, 05:29 PM #662
can't get this out of my head after scoring last minute ticket to the Monet show."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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01-23-2020, 08:37 PM #663
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01-23-2020, 09:06 PM #664Registered User
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01-24-2020, 07:22 AM #665Registered User
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IT gave me a new laptop and the password they assigned me contains a racial slur.
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01-24-2020, 08:54 AM #666
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01-24-2020, 12:01 PM #667Registered User
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01-24-2020, 12:03 PM #668
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01-24-2020, 03:57 PM #669Registered User
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01-24-2020, 09:07 PM #670
I'm surprised the Japs didn't engineer this first.
https://twitter.com/AngryManTV/statu...59441384398853Daniel Ortega eats here.
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01-24-2020, 10:53 PM #671
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01-24-2020, 11:03 PM #672
like
where in the hospital?I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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01-25-2020, 12:31 AM #673
Galloping Gertie has almost 600 reviews
(One Star) Weren't any good spots to jump.
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01-25-2020, 05:20 AM #674Registered User
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Way back when my wife was having issues with pregnancies and I had to go to donate some sperm for testing. The receptionist chicks were pretty attractive and one of them had the sexy glasses and cleavage thing going on. They said they have certain things if you're having a problem. I came back to the desk about 5 minutes later and she asks if i need some movies or whatever. Nope, I'm done. Sexy smile. Almost left another specimen.
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01-25-2020, 06:33 AM #675
You guys are doing it wrong. I was allowed to produce the samples at home with help from the Mrs. It's more fun with help. Then you put the sample container under your armpit and have the Mrs drive you to the office. Just be sure to put your name on the label to avoid any lab mix-ups.
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