Things That Amuse You

[Mustonen]

This amuses me. Apparently there was a problem with human poop in the gas station garbage. So they put up a sign.

I guess the sign didn’t work. Ongoing drama.

Also at a different gas station, some variation of: if you’re talking on your cell phone we won’t serve you. Posted prominently by the cash register so you couldn’t miss it.

Who are these signs for? You’re a business and THIS was your most important message of the day?

[Fofo]

One time at a small convenience store in San Francisco we were paying and we made small talk with the cashier about how his day was going, etc. Before we left he paused and said "THANK YOU. For treating me as a human." Man! That got me deep, how sucky the job most be some or most of the time.

[Danno]

Subhuman jizzmonkeys amuse me.

[riser4]

Can you change his username too? In fact, change everything, all of the fields of his user, all of his posts, everything about him. Change it all to subhuman jizz monkey.

[Mustonen]

Or just change his password.

[Buzzworthy]

My daughter’s sense of humor amuses me. HS has a parking lot snitch looking into cars for contraband. So she did this


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[Boissal]

Proud father moment right there!

[MakersTeleMark]

Or just change his password.

The Iceman Defense?

[ntblanks]

The Hill editors just tired or having a little fun at the end of a busy week?

[::: :::]

Or just change his password.

This could explain so much…

[Core Shot]

Sadly
I find this amusing.

Poor thing. But the guitar is awesome.

[Buster Highmen]

[Buster Highmen]

The Secret Darker Art of Dr. Seuss

[Core Shot]

[ZomblibulaX]

Suzy ChapStick is such a kook. Gotta love her.

[Danno]

[FrankZappa]

Ha! Little Pip w/ Killy sighting just past the 16 min.

It amuses me that I remember that blue w/ white polka-dot wind shirt he had on 50 years later.

[Buster Highmen]

wow, fz, howzit going?

[abraham]

Ha I was thinking we'd see some old posters today with facebook and everything down. Didn't expect zappa though.

[Danno]

surprise visit is surprising.

[::: :::]

which one of you is this?

https://www.adventure-journal.com/20...-search-party/

He’d been out drinking the evening before. When he didn’t come home, his wife heard from others that Mutlu drunkenly walked away from his friends toward the forest. She called the police who organized a rescue party. As the rescuers were dispatched, Mutlu slept off a bit of the drinking in an isolated forest cabin.He awoke to the sounds of searchers traipsing through the underbrush looking for a lost man.Being a concerned citizen, Mutlu joined the efforts, and for, reports say, an hour or perhaps several hours, picked through trees and bushes looking for a lost dude. He wasn’t sure who he was looking for, just that someone was out there, alone.
Then his name being shouted by the SAR team, in that kind of call that immediately brings to mind a missing person search.
“I broke into a cold sweat when I heard my name,” he said.

[MakersTeleMark]

Ha! Little Pip w/ Killy sighting just past the 16 min.

It amuses me that I remember that blue w/ white polka-dot wind shirt he had on 50 years later.

HOLY SHIT! How the fuck are you???

[KQ]

I just totally stymied a store clerk by giving them $20.57 for a $19.57 bill.

He'd already punched in $20 for cash tendered when I said "wait... I've got .57." I had to tell him to give me a dollar back.

[TBS]

Did you tell him you feared change?

[old goat]

which one of you is this?

https://www.adventure-journal.com/20...-search-party/

I've posted before about the search party in Iceland that included the American tourist they were looking for, for hours. Apparently the "lost" person was on a group tour by herself and the other members of the group reported her missing because they didn't recognize her after she changed clothes.