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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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09-23-2022, 04:57 PM #3351www.apriliaforum.com
"If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?
"I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
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09-23-2022, 06:05 PM #3352
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09-23-2022, 06:39 PM #3353Registered User
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09-24-2022, 08:36 AM #3354
I don't get it. Do people on TikTok cook?
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09-24-2022, 11:02 PM #3355
Towing mirrors on a bug
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09-25-2022, 09:01 AM #3356
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09-26-2022, 04:07 PM #3357
You can still buy a wrist rocket at IFA.
In fact they had 3 different models today.
Even as a 48 year old male, I had a really difficult time not purchasing one."boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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09-26-2022, 05:35 PM #3358
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09-26-2022, 06:26 PM #3359
I pulled into a parking garage at an event, (so they had to do a security check), and the kid with the clipboard says “Put your car in park and wait here.”
I said I don’t have a “park”, and he just stared at me.
I said it’s a manual transmission it doesn’t have “park”.
He says: “I don’t know anything about cars”.Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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09-26-2022, 06:50 PM #3360
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09-26-2022, 07:16 PM #3361Registered User
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09-26-2022, 08:22 PM #3362
Go get you some! I am disappoint. Wrist Rocket with good ammo is dope! I got in a little trouble with a friend's as a kid. We were shooting marbles with his wrist rocket at the barn accross the street because they would explode on impact. Unfortunately some ball bearings got in the mix and the roof of the barn got involved. Kids. I also discovered the one my dad kept in his office to scare the pigeons away. That didn't go well either.
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09-26-2022, 08:49 PM #3363
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09-28-2022, 12:40 AM #3364Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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09-28-2022, 09:44 AM #3365
As a kid my wrist rocket was a prized possession and I got pretty good with it. One time I had the bright idea to shoot a pencil out of it--I pulled it back and let that thing fly, and BAM it stuck directly in to my hand, in the webbing between my thumb and finger. I remember just standing there in shock looking at the pencil sticking out of my hand before my little brother finally said something like "that's not good!". I just didn't want my mom to find out...
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09-29-2022, 08:49 AM #3366
Junior and her boyfriend are in town for a week. Let them stay in my bedroom as it's far roomier than the guest room. It's also an open floor plan with no door. Guest room is directly below.
This morning I awakened to certain amorous sounds and noises. Decided to go out for coffee. Like immediately.
Wonder if it's safe to go back home now.
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09-29-2022, 09:04 AM #3367
^ What up, Gramps?
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09-29-2022, 09:20 AM #3368Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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09-29-2022, 11:55 AM #3369
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09-29-2022, 02:44 PM #3370
then post pictures here of your naked daughter getting laid
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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09-30-2022, 09:17 AM #3371
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09-30-2022, 10:17 AM #3372man of ice
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My wife is known for malaprops. It's bananas the shit she'll say sometimes. I've never gotten used to it. Smart lady, but wow. So last night she's been away for a week, she's back, we're at dinner, she tells me that this guy we know, Paul, his wife is in the hospital. And he has four armadillos she really likes and we're gonna take care of while she's in the hospital.
And I'm like, there's no fucking way. Absolutely not. Not even one armadillo. It's bad enough I just had to take care of the damn dogs for a week, I'm not taking care of any fucking armadilos. I was getting kind of hot about it, actually.
Turns out they're amaryllises. That's completely different.
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09-30-2022, 10:26 AM #3373
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09-30-2022, 10:31 AM #3374man of ice
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Things That Amuse You
Oh she does that too. Shit comes right out of the blue all the time.
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09-30-2022, 10:36 AM #3375
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