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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    So it's been what, a day since the US opened it's border? Last night and today I've already seen about 2 dozen BC and Alberta plates in what seems to be a mad dash south to AZ and Vegas. Is it getting cold up north or something?

    Hookers and blow

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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
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    Half amusing/annoying.

    the ad in the middle of my useless Google search results for a “super search that will get you the answer you need”

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
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    Watching the Ranger game and they do one of those cheesy pics of a player, the kind where the player just looks at the camera and smiles, but it's a 5 second video. Not sure who the player is but he is tossing a puck from hand to hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Watching the Ranger game and they do one of those cheesy pics of a player, the kind where the player just looks at the camera and smiles, but it's a 5 second video. Not sure who the player is but he is tossing a puck from hand to hand.
    Did he have his teeth in or out?

    I remember one game where they stopped the game to look for Pavel Datsyuk's teeth. Real ones. Only time I ever saw him penalized for roughing. He was pissed. They found the teeth though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
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    I resemble that remark!

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    Skiology matt vs tha alpinezone hardcores…..


    https://forums.alpinezone.com/thread....143463/page-4

    greg must be so proud.

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    Damn, threadlock just as it got interesting….. Greg really would be proud.

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    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Needs multi-angle slomo.

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    Poor amazon drivers, at the whim of whatever stupid ideas the mothership comes up with.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Poor amazon drivers, at the whim of whatever stupid ideas the mothership comes up with.

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    We leave a bucket of stuff out this time of year for those poor saps.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan View Post
    We leave a bucket of stuff out this time of year for those poor saps.

    That's awesome, will have to do the same!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buster Highmen View Post
    The robots must have a new marketing person. They are softening the image of the robots to us humans. But they are still gonna exterminate all of us and take over the world. Now they have a soundtrack.

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Poor amazon drivers, at the whim of whatever stupid ideas the mothership comes up with.

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    im pretty sure the drivers (mostly it’s one I see doing it when I walk the dog early) that do that shift near me fucking love it. Minimal traffic, minimal bullshit, just take in the delivery $ quickly.

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    Red hot Christian VS Alien sex


    © The Jim Bakker Show

    Religious author Sharon Gilbert has claimed an "alien" visited her in the form of her husband and asked to have sex with her.

    She discussed the encounter in detail while speaking on the Jim Bakker Show, a self-described Christian "prophetic Bible show."

    Speaking on the show, Gilbert said: "After Derek and I got married this other Derek appears in our bed.

    "The real Derek is lying down next to me, other Derek sits right up out of him. It startled me.

    "I knew that was not Derek and so I asked this critter, who are you? Because he clearly wanted to have sexual relations.

    "He said: 'I am your husband.' I said: 'Who are you?'

    "He had the nerve to claim to be, Xerxes. Other Derek seriously wanted to invite me, to use my free will to do something that was going to pull me away from God."

    Gilbert went into further detail about the role Jesus played in her defeating the "alien". She also noted that this "other Derek" was joined by other smaller creatures.

    She continued: "This last time I knew he was really desperate and I asked him again 'who are you?.' He told me the same answer and I said 'I am not going with you.'

    "This was an internal dialogue, finally I said I have had enough, in my mind.

    "I reached up, I grabbed his face and I said: 'You are a liar and Jesus is real.' I pulled that face off and beneath it was a reptile.

    "He had little creatures with him this time, he brought these little halfling creatures and they looked like, gargoyles and they were very reptilian as well. Beneath the face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine creature."

    The hosts then moved the conversation on and it is not clear whether Gilbert meant this story metaphorically or literally.
    Poor Derek
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    im pretty sure the drivers (mostly it’s one I see doing it when I walk the dog early) that do that shift near me fucking love it. Minimal traffic, minimal bullshit, just take in the delivery $ quickly.
    And hit the slopes on weekdays.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Poor Derek
    You see... back in the good ol' days we'd fuckin' lock these types of lunatics up in an asylum and medicate them.


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    I have the My Q garage door opener thing that Amazon uses to drop packages securely. Posted a note in the drop area of the garage saying drinks and goodies are in the fridge. Amusing to walk out to the garage for a beer and dude is grabbing Gatorade. They are always so appreciative!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan View Post
    We leave a bucket of stuff out this time of year for those poor saps.
    Great idea! I also like how OnTrac and DHL are left out

    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    im pretty sure the drivers (mostly it’s one I see doing it when I walk the dog early) that do that shift near me fucking love it. Minimal traffic, minimal bullshit, just take in the delivery $ quickly.
    Good point, hadn't thought of it that way. I'm not a morning person, so this sounded miserable to me. Traffic in my hood seems to be far exceeding pre-covid times so the early hours will definitely help them get around faster.

    Delivery time stamp was just before 5am. Nice to have the item when I got up rather than wait til evening as I seem to be near last on the amazon delivery route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    You see... back in the good ol' days we'd fuckin' lock these types of lunatics up in an asylum and medicate them.

    That gif creeps me the fuck out
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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