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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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11-12-2021, 09:16 PM #2376
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11-12-2021, 10:27 PM #2377
Half amusing/annoying.
the ad in the middle of my useless Google search results for a “super search that will get you the answer you need”
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11-12-2021, 10:48 PM #2378man of ice
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11-21-2021, 10:31 AM #2379Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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11-21-2021, 07:30 PM #2380Registered User
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Watching the Ranger game and they do one of those cheesy pics of a player, the kind where the player just looks at the camera and smiles, but it's a 5 second video. Not sure who the player is but he is tossing a puck from hand to hand.
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11-21-2021, 07:46 PM #2381
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11-21-2021, 11:01 PM #2382
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11-22-2021, 11:00 AM #2383
Skiology matt vs tha alpinezone hardcores…..
https://forums.alpinezone.com/thread....143463/page-4
greg must be so proud.
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11-23-2021, 07:33 AM #2384
Damn, threadlock just as it got interesting….. Greg really would be proud.
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11-23-2021, 04:38 PM #2385
Most amusing:
https://www.lawofficer.com/rape-susp...h-floor-windowDaniel Ortega eats here.
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11-23-2021, 08:08 PM #2386Registered User
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Needs multi-angle slomo.
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11-24-2021, 03:53 AM #2387
Poor amazon drivers, at the whim of whatever stupid ideas the mothership comes up with.
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11-24-2021, 09:37 AM #2388
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11-24-2021, 09:55 AM #2389
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11-24-2021, 10:19 AM #2390Registered User
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11-24-2021, 10:25 AM #2391
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11-24-2021, 10:32 AM #2392
Red hot Christian VS Alien sex
© The Jim Bakker Show
Religious author Sharon Gilbert has claimed an "alien" visited her in the form of her husband and asked to have sex with her.
She discussed the encounter in detail while speaking on the Jim Bakker Show, a self-described Christian "prophetic Bible show."
Speaking on the show, Gilbert said: "After Derek and I got married this other Derek appears in our bed.
"The real Derek is lying down next to me, other Derek sits right up out of him. It startled me.
"I knew that was not Derek and so I asked this critter, who are you? Because he clearly wanted to have sexual relations.
"He said: 'I am your husband.' I said: 'Who are you?'
"He had the nerve to claim to be, Xerxes. Other Derek seriously wanted to invite me, to use my free will to do something that was going to pull me away from God."
Gilbert went into further detail about the role Jesus played in her defeating the "alien". She also noted that this "other Derek" was joined by other smaller creatures.
She continued: "This last time I knew he was really desperate and I asked him again 'who are you?.' He told me the same answer and I said 'I am not going with you.'
"This was an internal dialogue, finally I said I have had enough, in my mind.
"I reached up, I grabbed his face and I said: 'You are a liar and Jesus is real.' I pulled that face off and beneath it was a reptile.
"He had little creatures with him this time, he brought these little halfling creatures and they looked like, gargoyles and they were very reptilian as well. Beneath the face of Derek was a reptilian serpentine creature."
The hosts then moved the conversation on and it is not clear whether Gilbert meant this story metaphorically or literally.
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11-24-2021, 11:26 AM #2393Registered User
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11-24-2021, 11:45 AM #2394
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11-24-2021, 11:48 AM #2395
I have the My Q garage door opener thing that Amazon uses to drop packages securely. Posted a note in the drop area of the garage saying drinks and goodies are in the fridge. Amusing to walk out to the garage for a beer and dude is grabbing Gatorade. They are always so appreciative!
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11-25-2021, 01:15 AM #2396
Great idea! I also like how OnTrac and DHL are left out
Good point, hadn't thought of it that way. I'm not a morning person, so this sounded miserable to me. Traffic in my hood seems to be far exceeding pre-covid times so the early hours will definitely help them get around faster.
Delivery time stamp was just before 5am. Nice to have the item when I got up rather than wait til evening as I seem to be near last on the amazon delivery route.
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11-25-2021, 08:43 AM #2397"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-25-2021, 09:55 AM #2398Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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11-26-2021, 11:38 PM #2399
On my sister's car this week at her front range apartment. She is not the offending party
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11-27-2021, 08:09 AM #2400
Lol, they signed it as “bitch”. Hahaha
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