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  1. #1851
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    People who have a file on their laptop called "Passwords."
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    That's not even password protected.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    Wasn't his was more amusing, though?

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    Wait .... raccoons are koalas?!?!?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Wasn't his was more amusing, though?
    amusing maybe but we must stop the propagation of false information on the internet.
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


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    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    Who knew California had its very own racoon.
    What I want to know is--which species of racoon did Davey Crockett wear? What species of racoon was in the coonskin cap I had as a kid? (Please don't tell me it wasn't a real racoon pelt.) Davey Crockett was big on TV back then. "King of the wild frontier" as the song goes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Who knew California had its very own racoon.
    What I want to know is--which species of racoon did Davey Crockett wear? What species of racoon was in the coonskin cap I had as a kid? (Please don't tell me it wasn't a real racoon pelt.) Davey Crockett was big on TV back then. "King of the wild frontier" as the song goes.
    Polyester.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Polyester.
    Mine was rabbit.

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    some more cool raccoon facts - this one has always impressed me (wish cats could do this so they wouldn't get stuck in trees):

    The raccoon has the ability to rotate their hind feet a full 180 degrees to allow for their ability to climb down from trees head first.


    10 Things You May Not Know About Raccoons
    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    "As long as Humans exist, there will always be fleas, cockroaches and raccoons".

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    "As long as Humans exist, there will always be fleas, cockroaches and raccoons".
    also pigeons and coyotes

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    And also, also STDs.
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    And also, also STDs.

    But apparently genital crabs are pretty much gone now that body hair is not in style (maybe just a small welcome mat instead of a full carpet, or nothing at all).

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    Quote Originally Posted by KQ View Post
    amusing maybe but we must stop the propagation of false information on the internet.
    Agreed, but making you google raccoons is something I find amusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fofo View Post
    But apparently genital crabs are pretty much gone now that body hair is not in style (maybe just a small welcome mat instead of a full carpet, or nothing at all).
    If men are shaving their pubes I don't want to hear about it.

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    Well, you know what they say, with trimmed underbrush the tree looks taller .

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    Quote Originally Posted by mca70d View Post
    Yes i love them, these are other dimension from reality.
    you gonna get banned m-jong, buh bye.
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    Nextdoor comes through again:

    Yesterday someone posts about suspicious painters in area, claims they pried open a window screen on her house.

    Today, sheepishly admits that other signs on inside of house show that her dog damaged the screen trying to escape...
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    “The Florida raccoon, is found on the peninsula of Florida and in southern Georgia. It has been introduced to Grand Bahama Island in the Bahamas. This raccoon has a rusty patch on its neck and far fewer teeth than its Georgia neighbor. Its sinuses are usually inflated, giving its face a humped appearance.”

    LOL

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    I was bitching about needing some new hats but I hate shopping. So my wife gets online and orders me a hat that says "cocaine and hookers". Love that girl. It should pair nicely with my Arrest me I'm a skateboarder shirt.

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    A guy I work with, mid-30’s, clears his throat while talking by doing the old man AHEM exclamation thing….so he’ll be droning on in a monotone and I’ll tune out and am suddenly brought back by a loud AHEM!

    He’s apparently unaware that he is doing this.
    focus.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Local Chinese place, called China King, answers the phone “China King! What you want?!” You read off your order, and then she yells “10 minute!” And hangs up.

    Charming. Truly. Cracks me up every time.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Local Chinese place, called China King, answers the phone “China King! What you want?!” You read off your order, and then she yells “10 minute!” And hangs up.

    Charming. Truly. Cracks me up every time.
    How's the food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    And also, also STDs.
    Skis
    Titties
    Drugs
    ???

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    (Standing in front of a building with a bunch of nests in the eaves)

    Girl 1: Look at all the birds! It's like that Steven Hawking movie.

    Guy 1: Steven Hawking is the guy in the wheelchair. You mean Steven King.

    Girl 2: No, the movie is called The Birds, and it was Albert Hitchcock.

    (Girl 1 and Guy 1 agree that Girl 2 knows what she's talking about)

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    How's the food?
    Meh. It’s ok. Good enough to be in the rotation for every couple months.
    focus.

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