Things That Amuse You

**Mustonen** · 09-26-2023, 10:45 AM

Originally Posted by muted reborn

The TGR wagon stoke thread is damn funny. Buncha dads trading info on functional floormats, getting high fives for hauling freezers in them as they discuss the practicality of owning one - except most are unreliable european cars and cost a fortune to repair. "But in a pinch ya can sleeep in 'dare"

We all have our funny obsessions, I know, I know....

I’m self aware enough to have had the same thought. Rib away.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-26-2023, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

OK, but tell us how easy it is to get Montucky's semen off of your Weathertech mats.

Well that's aggressive.

I'd offer to find out but you've been following along close enough to know that I have Audi mats and not Weathertechs.

**Touring_Sedan** · 09-26-2023, 11:23 AM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

you've been following along close enough to know that I have Audi mats and not Weathertechs.

Ummmmm... no. Thankfully I don't live in the concrete shithole that is Atlanta. I have other things to do... outdoors.

**mcphee** · 09-26-2023, 11:28 AM

Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

You'd think they just bought a 1960's Corvette or a Lambo.

The coolest cars you could think of are the NuMetal and Pop Country of automobiles.

**Touring_Sedan** · 09-26-2023, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by mcphee

The coolest cars you could think of are the NuMetal and Pop Country of automobiles.

Tell me where I said they were cool.... I'll wait.

They're the type of cars dudes buy when they need to tell other dudes what they drive. Kind of like what's going on in the wagon wankfest.

Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk

**mcphee** · 09-26-2023, 11:33 AM

^Shut up, nerd. Go on, git.

**Mustonen** · 09-26-2023, 11:46 AM

Hah. That’s the thing, though. Nobody gives a fuck about my wagon except for the 6 other dudes in Wagon Stoke.

“I got a new car! I’m stoked!”

“Oh sweet! What’d you get?! A truck? A new Jeep? Something sporty? A…. Station wagon? Wha…..?”

**Touring_Sedan** · 09-26-2023, 11:48 AM

Originally Posted by Mustonen

Hah. That’s the thing, though. Nobody gives a fuck about my wagon except for the 6 other dudes in Wagon Stoke.

“I got a new car! I’m stoked!”

“Oh sweet! What’d you get?! A truck? A new Jeep? Something sporty? A…. Station wagon? Wha…..?”

Thanks for not taking yourself too seriously.

It amuses me that some of the other dudes feel the need to pull their hair out and pound on the keyboard if someone disagrees with them.

Sent from my Pixel 6 Pro using Tapatalk

**mcphee** · 09-26-2023, 11:53 AM

^maybe you’re just an asshole and the backlash isn’t from the subject matter. Nobody’s getting on muted’s case for raising the critique. Just saying.

**Touring_Sedan** · 09-26-2023, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by mcphee

^maybe you’re just an asshole and the backlash isn’t from the subject matter. Nobody’s getting on muted’s case for raising the critique. Just saying.

Stop pounding on the keyboard.

**powdrhound** · 09-26-2023, 12:10 PM

Yes, I did get somewhat ridiculed for the Grand Cherokee that I got for my lady and my new kids.
But after finding how comfortable it was as a dressing room on a stormy ski day, I learned to appreciate that car.

**Timberridge** · 09-26-2023, 12:20 PM

Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

I have other things to do... outdoors.

Perhaps you'll get out and do them tomorrow?

**riser4** · 09-26-2023, 12:28 PM

Damn. It's starting to smell like sex in here. Get a room already you guys.

**Touring_Sedan** · 09-26-2023, 12:32 PM

Originally Posted by riser4

Damn. It's starting to smell like sex in here. Get a room already you guys.

Oh good. It had been .000038 seconds since you posted. Started to get the shakes?

**buttahflake** · 09-26-2023, 01:17 PM

Seriously riser4, time to Take a Lap. It’s really nice out today. Get baked and get outside.

**MontuckyFried** · 09-26-2023, 01:18 PM

Originally Posted by Mustonen

Hah. That’s the thing, though. Nobody gives a fuck about my wagon except for the 6 other dudes in Wagon Stoke.

“I got a new car! I’m stoked!”

“Oh sweet! What’d you get?! A truck? A new Jeep? Something sporty? A…. Station wagon? Wha…..?”

That's the beauty of it!!! We roll completely incognito except to other car guys who "know." I get zero attention from most people (including the cops!) and that's just fine by me. I've learned it's actually a great way to enjoy a Mercedes or an Audi without the usual pretentiousness oft associated with the brands. And in the very spirit of this thread, that too amuses me.

**MontuckyFried** · 09-26-2023, 01:23 PM

Originally Posted by BmillsSkier

Well that's aggressive.

Lol. It's ok. Homey just jelly cuz you're flossing a kick ass sleeper while he's stuck driving a VW Atlas.

**Ted Striker** · 09-26-2023, 01:29 PM

"Sir, this is not a Wendy's"

**mcphee** · 09-26-2023, 01:30 PM

I, for one, enjoy Riser4s commentary.

**BmillsSkier** · 09-26-2023, 01:35 PM

Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

Ummmmm... no. Thankfully I don't live in the concrete shithole that is Atlanta. I have other things to do... outdoors.

Who hurt you today? So much anger in the amusing thread. Maybe you should go outside?

Try the ECRC for ideas and like-minded personas.

**riser4** · 09-26-2023, 01:37 PM

Originally Posted by Touring_Sedan

Oh good. It had been .000038 seconds since you posted. Started to get the shakes?

Lulz. You are one to talk . You're taking up my slack nicely today.

**riser4** · 09-26-2023, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by buttahflake

Seriously riser4, time to Take a Lap. It’s really nice out today. Get baked and get outside.

I sure hope you're baked and posting from outside. Or at least over at the new neighbors, having tea.

**Danno** · 09-26-2023, 01:47 PM

People who post on an internet forum about how other people post too much on an internet forum amuse me.

**old goat** · 09-26-2023, 01:58 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

People who post on an internet forum about how other people post too much on an internet forum amuse me.

Precisely. Although for the record, you have about 1800 posts per year, and I have 1500. (I have to admit to being too lazy to figure it out by the month. So don't ask me to show my work.)