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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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03-30-2023, 08:00 AM #4151Not a skibum
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Bus station chat w/ few of the other neighborhood dads was really odd this morning. We're in PA where skiing is pretty bad, but it's not Florida and we usually get some snow. They knew I was in UT last week and somehow one knew about the 70" they received and asked about it, but couldn't understand how it was possible to ski or fun etc. W/o wanting to drag it further kept it brief that it's fun, but you have to have minimum skill level to enjoy that. You could see the wheels turning, but nothing was registering. Moved on quickly, but left amused by the circumstance. Meanwhile when the conversation is about draft picks or fantasy football I'm in the exact situation they were today.
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03-30-2023, 08:07 AM #4152"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-30-2023, 08:07 AM #4153Registered User
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If you know, you know. Gotta be a geek to geek out. Etc.
more importantly, your responsibility in that situation is to inform them of the awfulness of all that snow. no need to lie, just highlight how shitty the roads were, delayed openings, shoveling snow, cold, visibility, how tired your legs were etc. Leave out any and all good parts but be sure to mention how happy you are to be back in the comfort of beautiful PA!
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03-30-2023, 09:12 AM #4154Not a skibum
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Ha no chance any of them are even a bother to the additional ski traffic. I just took a work personality HR quiz thing (herman myer, myers briggs type thing) and one of the options for primary hobbies is "Spectator Sports" which I find that a bit sad that someone could pick that as their primary activity.
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03-30-2023, 01:14 PM #4155
My kids aren't as amused as I am with my new term to describe a clusterfuck: fucker-nutter sandwich. I coined it one night dealing with a clusterfuck and at the same time thing#3 had brought home a jar of marshmallow fluff and was making himself a sammie with it. Art was influenced by life.
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03-30-2023, 03:52 PM #4156
Riding the chair yesterday which was a great powder day and the guy next to me says if it's not untracked it's not worth skiing. Kind of sad for a 10 year old kid talking to his mom to be that jaded, but that's Tahoe for you.
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03-30-2023, 04:20 PM #4157Registered User
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Kid knows what he’s talking about ! 🤣🤣🤣
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03-30-2023, 07:15 PM #4158
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Daniel Ortega eats here.
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03-30-2023, 07:35 PM #4159
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03-31-2023, 02:58 PM #4160Best regards, Terry
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03-31-2023, 07:24 PM #4161Registered User
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That would work great on fire ants, if you added 50 gallons of gasoline.
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03-31-2023, 10:44 PM #4162
Things That Amuse You
NASA on twitter right now:
https://twitter.com/milesklee/status...fV5AMqGV03_JJg
Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not a part of a redneck agenda
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04-01-2023, 08:40 AM #4163
This is fine
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04-01-2023, 09:23 AM #4164
For those who haven't been following along, Afroman's been enjoying a massive resurgence in popularity after the police wrongfully raided his home. Now he's made a freaking hilarious album with videos using the footage from the botched raid. I've been thoroughly enjoying the whole saga. Particularly how he's spun the cop's abuse of justice into something positive for his career and he's been getting a great laugh about it all. What a guy. Of course, now the Adams County Sheriffs Dept is suing him now since they've been so embarrassed about it all. LMAO!!!
Afroman put home footage of a police raid in music videos. Now the cops are suing him
https://www.npr.org/2023/03/24/11658...t-music-videos
Lemon Pound Cake's a certified banger!
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04-01-2023, 09:40 AM #4165
Um, we covered this the previous week in a different thread. Gonna need some Lemon ton cake.
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04-01-2023, 09:53 AM #4166
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04-01-2023, 10:11 AM #4167A woman came up to me and said "I'd like to poison your mind
with wrong ideas that appeal to you, though I am not unkind."
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04-01-2023, 11:49 AM #4168
To be fairaahhh...
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04-01-2023, 02:35 PM #4169
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04-01-2023, 06:33 PM #4170Registered User
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Aaaaand magidiots blame open boarders.
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04-03-2023, 03:21 PM #4171
Champagne at the closest state liquor store is almost gone. I asked the clearly I know there how come (although I speculated)…..the orange asshole getting arrested. So bought a bottle too for mimosas tomorrow 😂😂😂
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04-04-2023, 07:29 AM #4172I drink it up
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Getting older amuses me. I’ve let my hair grow out a bit for the first time in a few years….and it’s curly where it always used to be straight. So weird. I’m not sure if I like it or hate it, but it’s pretty damn unruly and I have no idea what to do with it other than just shave it off.
focus.
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04-04-2023, 07:44 AM #4173
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04-04-2023, 07:46 AM #4174
I don’t know if this is annoying, amusing, or just stressful, but for weeks I’ve been planning for our Europe trip that starts tomorrow, but somehow my wife and I both messed the dates up and we leave today!
Pro: one extra day of vacation. Con: holy shit.
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04-04-2023, 07:57 AM #4175
once when I was a kid I went to visit my grandfather. My parents got my return date wrong. I showed up at the airport and they weren’t there to pick me up. We called and they were not home. This was 1980, pre cell phones, we didn’t even have an answering machine. Finally, by calling their friends, we tracked them down having dinner at a nice restaurant, enjoying the last night without little Mikey. They hurried on down to the airport and promptly drove back to the restaurant. Guess who got to order steak and lobster that night?
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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