Things That Amuse You

**BmillsSkier** · 07-22-2020, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by EWG

Mrs EWG and I laughed. Hard.

Thanks, I’m still laughing about it today as I kept the massive pile of spent yellow 20 amp blade fuses to illustrate the tale to the mrs. on the counter.

**~mikey b** · 07-23-2020, 07:15 AM

Bmills

I had a similar incident with my truck. There was an intermittent short that would occasionally drain the battery at random, often inopportune times. This went on for a couple of years and I could never figure it out, even after lots of trouble shooting. Finally my mechanic tore into the dash and found $0.37 in the cd player. A nickel had been spinning on the player so long it had a groove cut in it. And one of the two pennies had electrical burn marks on it. Looked like it would move around and randomly short out something then move and be ok for a while. Pretty sure it was wee Owen feeding coins to the cd player.

**JongDoe** · 07-23-2020, 10:14 AM

People selling bikes on CL and saying how the bike has been babied, has 100 miles on it, and is in excellent shape. Pics show a bike that hasn't even been washed with dried mud on the tires and frame--and it is a road bike. The best part is they are asking more than the bike cost 5 years ago when brand new.

**evdog** · 07-23-2020, 11:35 AM

This amused me. When you can legitimately say "Sorry officer, I didn't see the sign!"

**muted** · 07-23-2020, 11:41 AM

Originally Posted by Dantheman

Everything about this is amazing. You should try to sell the movie rights.

It's still writing itself. I'm actually looking forward to the X-mas dinner with everyone involved, although I could see one being a no-show.

Wife also told me one video started off with "Hi everyone, my feet are extra stinky today"

**riser4** · 07-23-2020, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by muted

It's still writing itself. I'm actually looking forward to the X-mas dinner with everyone involved, although I could see one being a no-show.

Wife also told me one video started off with "Hi everyone, my feet are extra stinky today"

That your wife paid the price of admission to view her relative's porn cam page is definitely up there as a noteworthy part of this story.

**riser4** · 07-23-2020, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by ~mikey b

Bmills

I had a similar incident with my truck. There was an intermittent short that would occasionally drain the battery at random, often inopportune times. This went on for a couple of years and I could never figure it out, even after lots of trouble shooting. Finally my mechanic tore into the dash and found $0.37 in the cd player. A nickel had been spinning on the player so long it had a groove cut in it. And one of the two pennies had electrical burn marks on it. Looked like it would move around and randomly short out something then move and be ok for a while. Pretty sure it was wee Owen feeding coins to the cd player.

Nice. While nowhere near the seriousness of a vehicle issue, my kids fed things into the VCR, the DVD player, and the printer. I was able to fix all three because I played this game called "let's open this fucker up before we throw it out.". I found puzzle pieces, money, wadded up paper, books, match box cars, Legos, more tapes or DVDs then it was designed to handle, and DVDs in the VCR. FML. Face it, the world is one giant busy box.

**Dantheman** · 07-23-2020, 12:34 PM

Originally Posted by muted

I'm actually looking forward to the X-mas dinner with everyone involved

GoPro is mandatory.

**~mikey b** · 07-23-2020, 01:03 PM

Originally Posted by muted

It's still writing itself. I'm actually looking forward to the X-mas dinner with everyone involved, although I could see one being a no-show.

Wife also told me one video started off with "Hi everyone, my feet are extra stinky today"

I have a friend doing that stuff. She sells used panties for $100

**2FUNKY** · 07-23-2020, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by ~mikey b

I have a friend doing that stuff. She sells used panties for $100

Pics of said friend so we can determine a proper price point...

**~mikey b** · 07-23-2020, 01:29 PM

nope sorry

I’ve got another friend on Suicide Girls

what a weird scene

**Danno** · 07-23-2020, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by muted

Today my wife bought a subscription to a certain relatives private porn account to 'check up on her'. That relative quickly figured out she was watching her nekid, called my wife's brother, who called my wife's parents, who called my wife. My FIL was completely confused on the phone apparently, not knowing anything about anything.

My wife says she has never been more embarrassed in her life. And still in shock and wondering why the hell people want to see others peeing in the bathtub while masterbating.

Ha, I love it.

So many questions. This needs its own thread.

**Dantheman** · 07-23-2020, 01:42 PM

Originally Posted by ~mikey b

I have a friend doing that stuff. She sells used panties for $100

Is there a single woman in the entire world paying to watch some dude jerk off on his webcam and then buying his used underwear? I think not.

**~mikey b** · 07-23-2020, 01:49 PM

yeah the whole thing is quite odd

**Norseman** · 07-23-2020, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

So many questions. This needs its own thread.

Yes it does.

**Self Jupiter** · 07-23-2020, 03:02 PM

Lotta ins, lotta outs

**babybear** · 07-23-2020, 03:10 PM

....Lotta what have you’s.

Is this relative’s name Bunny by chance?

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**neufox47** · 07-23-2020, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by muted

It's still writing itself. I'm actually looking forward to the X-mas dinner with everyone involved, although I could see one being a no-show.

Wife also told me one video started off with "Hi everyone, my feet are extra stinky today"

Your wife seems more than passingly curious. NTTAWWT.

**hawkgt** · 07-23-2020, 03:30 PM

No pics but just watched a BroDozer pull out in front of a semi and get slammed and drug for about 1/2 block, said BroDozer was leaving the parking lot rolling coal. I love karma.

**riser4** · 07-23-2020, 03:38 PM

Originally Posted by hawkgt

No pics but just watched a BroDozer pull out in front of a semi and get slammed and drug for about 1/2 block, said BroDozer was leaving the parking lot rolling coal. I love karma.

That's like a scene where somebody snatches an old lady's purse and then gets creamed by a city bus. Instant karma.

**old goat** · 07-23-2020, 11:33 PM

We all shine on.

**glademaster** · 07-24-2020, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

That your wife paid the price of admission to view her relative's porn cam page is definitely up there as a noteworthy part of this story.

This is the only thing about that whole story that is fucked up. There isn't a damn thing wrong with making some cashish off of weirdo fetishists, but there is a hell of a lot wrong with "checking up on" a relative who is doing that of her own volition. Mind your own fucking business.

**muted** · 07-24-2020, 10:52 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

That your wife paid the price of admission to view her relative's porn cam page is definitely up there as a noteworthy part of this story.

Yeah. Curiosity killed the cat. Funny thing is she promptly got refunded and blocked.

**Core Shot** · 07-24-2020, 11:47 AM

Muted, you must post the link to her account.

Hilarity will ensue.
I’ve never paid for porn, but I might make an exception.

I want her to scream shinjuku motherfucker while ironing a white short sleeve dress shirt.
In 4” stilletos and a thong.
Wearing a flying nun hat