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  1. #5301
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    This guy looked amused
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    So i zoomed into that pic.
    He looks AI
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  2. #5302
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    Regarding fat Chinese tourists: Competition is good.

    Regarding the Orange Jesus: you can only avoid time for so long. Sooner or later ..... which is to say, Ma Nature sez, .....
    TICK TOCK MOTHER FUCKER!!!!! ALL YOUR WATTLES ARE MINE!!!!

  3. #5303
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    Quote Originally Posted by californiagrown View Post
    Dont you have kids? or are they out of the house now?
    Having kids also makes me an early riser. junior is up at 630 every day, and goes down at 8 so being an early bird means i get to spend the afternoons/evening with him. I suppose i could be productive after he goes to sleep, but needing to get up by 6am everyday makes late nights really difficult.
    Please refer to the "shit that annoys you" thread for an update on that matter.

    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    He's got a brand new infant. He's speaking of these "mid-week pow days" nostalgically, at this point.

    Spot on. Haven't been out on skis this season, was talking about that good back-in-the-day shit.
    I still go to work at 10:30, mostly so I can manage the beast between wake-up time and drop-off at the grandparents.
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

  4. #5304
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    Thing #2 upon seeing me go into the bathroom: How long are you going to be in there??
    Me: As long as it takes. [Evil laughter.]
    Thing #2: [mumbles and walks away.]

  5. #5305
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    It’s known as iPooping
    . . .

  6. #5306
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser4 View Post
    Thing #2 upon seeing me go into the bathroom: How long are you going to be in there??
    Me: As long as it takes. [Evil laughter.]
    Thing #2: [mumbles and walks away.]
    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    It’s known as iPooping
    Lotta truth to this!

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  7. #5307
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    Only 7 hours per Year?

    I don’t trust their data source.

  8. #5308
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    Those obviously aren’t man-legs, so I’m immediately suspicious.

  9. #5309
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    10 minutes per day is 60 hours per year.
    5 is 30

    People suck at math.

    PS. My wife iPoops as do I sometimes. But I have caught her doing the iPee
    That’s just weird.

    PPS. One of my tenants had an employee that had a poop app that calculated how much he made shitting on the clock.

    Boss makes a dollar
    I make a dime
    That’s why I poop on company time.
    . . .

  10. #5310
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    Happy meal?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  11. #5311
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    My bag of cheese effortlessly managed to offend two cultures simultaneously

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  12. #5312
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    Quote Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong View Post
    Those obviously aren’t man-legs, so I’m immediately suspicious.
    No undies either. What an odd photo to use.

  13. #5313
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thaleia View Post
    No undies either. What an odd photo to use.
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    Better?

  14. #5314
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    wait, what?


  15. #5315
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    that seems like a bad idea
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  16. #5316
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    Things That Amuse You

    It was so chunky, and notice she didn’t take a drink.

  17. #5317
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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  18. #5318
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    the comments on YT are pretty funny. "mr coffee didn't deserve that level of disrespect"
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

  19. #5319
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    "and now for a nice rim job'

  20. #5320
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    amusing

  21. #5321
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    amusing
    They broke the record in a few minutes. I think it was 1300+ icemen.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
    This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
    Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague

  22. #5322
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Wrong thread
    Jong
    I mean ancient old fossil trg posteur
    . . .

  23. #5323
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    .......

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    When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis


    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  24. #5324
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    wait, what?

    I don't know which is worse-the poster or the dumbass that will try to duplicate that chunky diarrhea

  25. #5325
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    Egg nogg isn't even served hot. And white wine? Even as an obvious prank it's just strange.

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