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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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09-30-2022, 04:03 PM #3401
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09-30-2022, 06:49 PM #3402Registered User
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09-30-2022, 10:22 PM #3403
A and B cups lives matter.
https://www.steamboatpilot.com/news/...petite-tetons/Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
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10-01-2022, 05:17 AM #3404
I saw that a while ago. It makes no sense to name mountains “little tits” in what is supposed to be a modern age of sensitivity.
Les Grand Tetons makes sense to a lonely horny explorer ages ago.
This shit is fubar.
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10-01-2022, 04:14 PM #3405"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-01-2022, 05:56 PM #3406
A naked cell tower would fit in better than the fake tree. Looks like one of those fake xmas trees never intended to look real. (Ignore the black line--that's just me trying to figure out how Paint works.)
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10-01-2022, 06:59 PM #3407Registered User
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Truly amusing! Seems like they're actually trying to see how non-tree like they can make them before we rise up in horror.
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10-02-2022, 04:16 PM #3408
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10-02-2022, 04:18 PM #3409
Maybe she was a witch?
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10-02-2022, 06:48 PM #3410I drink it up
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Things That Amuse You
From the home remodel thread.
Finally bought that ladder. Finished the job. Enjoyed the cool fall evening from the hot tub on the deck and witnessed two big fat squirrels come home for the evening.
Boy were they chuffed that they couldn’t get in. They’re STILL going on about it.focus.
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10-02-2022, 06:59 PM #3411"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-02-2022, 07:11 PM #3412I drink it up
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10-02-2022, 07:17 PM #3413
Counterpoint: you’re both right?
https://english.stackexchange.com/qu...ppy-or-unhappy
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10-02-2022, 07:27 PM #3414I drink it up
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In any event. Pissed off squirrels are hilarious.
focus.
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10-04-2022, 12:11 AM #3415
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10-04-2022, 05:03 AM #3416
If you cut out the Y with a razor blade it’s an awesome sticker
We should mobilize a flash mob to plaster ikon resorts with these stickers.
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10-04-2022, 11:05 AM #3417
This amicus brief by The Onion filed in the SCOTUS: https://www.supremecourt.gov/DocketP...us%20Brief.pdf
Worth reading even for non-lawyers."fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-04-2022, 01:32 PM #3418Registered User
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10-04-2022, 02:33 PM #3419
some asshole keeps farting in my pants
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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10-04-2022, 04:47 PM #3420
buttah cunting up random threads for no reason.
Wait - maybe that should be in the "Annoy You" thread.
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10-04-2022, 04:51 PM #3421
that guy is the human equivalent of a shart
I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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10-04-2022, 05:30 PM #3422
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10-04-2022, 06:14 PM #3423
I'm signed up for Zillow alerts in my town; maybe at some point I'll be able to buy. Anyway, got a "coming soon" alert for a property, which usually just has one picture associated with the listing, often (always) the Google street view. For this coming soon listing, this was the picture.
Looks lovely. Someone should fire their agent"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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10-04-2022, 08:26 PM #3424
That’s hilarious. But I am amazed at the brass balls of a Grand Rapids attorney to risk his SCOTUS bar to file that.
the irony of the brief is delicious.
I’m sure the clerks are laughing their asses off. Hopefully some justices are laughing as well
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The opening is stunning
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INTEREST OF THE AMICUS CURIAE1
The Onion is the world’s leading news publication, offering highly acclaimed, universally revered cover- age of breaking national, international, and local news events. Rising from its humble beginnings as a print newspaper in 1756, The Onion now enjoys a daily read- ership of 4.3 trillion and has grown into the single most powerful and influential organization in human his- tory.
In addition to maintaining a towering standard of excellence to which the rest of the industry aspires, The Onion supports more than 350,000 full- and part- time journalism jobs in its numerous news bureaus and manual labor camps stationed around the world, and members of its editorial board have served with distinction in an advisory capacity for such nations as China, Syria, Somalia, and the former Soviet Union. On top of its journalistic pursuits, The Onion also owns and operates the majority of the world’s transoceanic shipping lanes, stands on the nation’s leading edge on matters of deforestation and strip mining, and proudly conducts tests on millions of animals daily.
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And then near the close?
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This is the fifteenth page of a convoluted legal fil- ing intended to deconstruct the societal implications of parody, so the reader’s attention is almost certainly wandering. That’s understandable.
So here is a para- graph of gripping legal analysis to ensure that every jurist who reads this brief is appropriately impressed by the logic of its argument and the lucidity of its prose:
Bona vacantia. De bonis asportatis. Writ of certiorari. De minimis. Jus accrescendi. Forum non conveniens. Corpus juris. Ad hominem tu quoque. Post hoc ergo propter hoc. Quod est demonstrandum. Actus reus. Scandalum magnatum. Pactum reservati dominii.
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10-04-2022, 08:43 PM #3425Registered User
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