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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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11-10-2022, 09:38 AM #3551
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11-10-2022, 11:01 AM #3552
Brenda and Wynona should hang out.
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11-10-2022, 11:13 AM #3553
Bastard tried to bite.
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11-10-2022, 11:18 AM #3554I see hydraulic turtles.
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11-10-2022, 02:38 PM #3555
Got a random call from an acquaintance - friend of a friend sort of thing. Haven't seen him in years. Left a long message about getting together with some other blokes for a "Dads day" at the pub to play darts.
Also invited myself and family to his office for some sort of "pictures with Santa" event at his office. My kids are 21, 20, and 18.
He's a realtor.
I'm really suspicious this is some sort of attempt to drum up business.
Amusing.
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11-10-2022, 02:51 PM #3556"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-10-2022, 02:55 PM #3557
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11-10-2022, 03:39 PM #3558
Twice in recent years I had old acquaintances reach out to me out of the blue, and both times they were trying to drum up personal business. So slimy, way to spoil my distant memories of your character..
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11-10-2022, 06:35 PM #3559
This post on our community bulletin board.
tldr. My thermostats say it's warm but I'm cold, what do I do?
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11-10-2022, 06:50 PM #3560
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11-10-2022, 11:09 PM #3561
Time to go over and fix the cable.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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11-10-2022, 11:53 PM #3562
Gotta say, my Jethro Tull avatar is amusing me. Seems like an appropriate level of pompous douche to match my name (and behavior).
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11-11-2022, 07:14 AM #3563yelgatgab
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Things That Amuse You
I’m amused at people that eschew minivans because they’re uncool but will happily fill their stable with crossovers. Crossovers drove the demise of sporty wagons and hatchbacks. What’s more uncool than that?
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-11-2022, 07:22 AM #3564
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11-11-2022, 10:19 AM #3565I drink it up
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When telemarketers call and I’m bored I’ll take the call and just tell them ridiculous things until they hang up. Sometimes I get a real firecracker. Usually it ends with them asking why I would waste their time, and that always makes me crack up. You called me, man. I didn’t sign up for your call, in fact I signed up for you to not call me. I’m wasting your time?
Understood that they’re just a person on the other end of the line trying to get by, so I do try and be polite. I had one guy from Pakistan and actually had a pretty good conversation with him, but when he suggested we connect on social media I politely declined.
Drives my fiancé nuts.focus.
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11-11-2022, 10:40 AM #3566"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-11-2022, 11:35 AM #3567
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11-11-2022, 12:53 PM #3568
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11-11-2022, 12:57 PM #3569
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11-11-2022, 12:59 PM #3570
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11-11-2022, 01:02 PM #3571
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11-15-2022, 01:48 PM #3572
This amuses me: https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...a-bag-of-dicks
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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11-16-2022, 06:56 AM #3573Registered User
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First snow of the season here today, and I've now seen three brodozers going stupid slow. Apparently the extra-wide rubber band tires don't have great snow and slush performance.
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11-17-2022, 01:59 AM #3574
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11-17-2022, 02:13 AM #3575
https://shop.creamforever.com/collec...w-971682544824
Do it synthetically please.Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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