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  1. #551
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    I laughed, only in Vegas. I hope.

    https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/z...-pigeons-heads

    Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, somebody is attaching miniature cowboy hats to a number of pigeons that are still very much alive. A Vegas resident named Bobby Lee posted a video of the birds and their tiny red hats to Facebook. "Fuckin' birds have hats on bro," he said in the clip. "What the fuck?"
    Ooof!

  2. #552
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    That is a great quote. Too funny.

  3. #553
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    Am I not supposed to park here?
    focus.

  4. #554
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
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    Am I not supposed to park here?
    Go inside and ask.

  5. #555
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    Well it would be inconsiderate to block what is undoubtedly a lovely view.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

  6. #556
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    Lawyers ransack a hospital. You can't make this shit up

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...id=mailsignout

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Lawyers ransack a hospital. You can't make this shit up

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...id=mailsignout
    Wrong thread, this belongs in POS human beings.

  8. #558
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    The preschoolers that have a free play break in the Truckee Rec Center gym--playing bumper cars with trikes and little plastic cars and generally running around screaming and having a great time doing nothing special--it would be nice to feel that way again.

    Also amusing--the adirondack chairs made out of fake wooden skis I saw. Isn't the point of Adirondack chairs made of skis to find a use for skis you can't bring yourself to just throw out like you should?

  9. #559
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    This was pretty amusing. Apologizing now for semi-skiing content in the PR,


    How I found it. Lady’s funny.
    https://www.powder.com/interview/dre...katie-burrell/
    And I guess that I just don't know

  10. #560
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    Guy blowing the pine needles off his driveway off Donner Pass rd--with 60 mph gusts coming off the lake and a snowstorm minutes away.

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  12. #562
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    I just Grocery shopped Raleys Onnline with Home delivery. Just went through the items and picked what I wanted 153#$ worth. No delivery fee.
    And they say it will be on my porch in 3 hours. I got ro select my delivery time. DAM! Life is getting easy.

    You dont have to shop check out and all that stuff.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

  13. #563
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    Quote Originally Posted by Marmot or Fox View Post
    I was in Vegas last week or so when that story broke and couldn't stop sharing it with people at the weed convention, which coincided with the rodeo, both occupying the Convention Center. Was actually kinda funny seeing all the cowboys and cowgirls making their way through clouds of smoke the minute they walked out the doors then crowding into the monorail for a wonderfully mixed crowd. I figured the pigeon cowboy hats were the brainfart of some hybrid stoner cowboy.

  14. #564
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    Quote Originally Posted by MTT View Post
    I just Grocery shopped Raleys Onnline with Home delivery. Just went through the items and picked what I wanted 153#$ worth. No delivery fee.
    And they say it will be on my porch in 3 hours. I got ro select my delivery time. DAM! Life is getting easy.

    You dont have to shop check out and all that stuff.
    What, and miss the xmas Truckee Safeway shitshow? Never.

  15. #565
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    Holiday drivers on Mt Rose highway. All with California plates.

    Today:

    - Front wheel drive Toyota Sienna minivan whips out of pullout directly in front of me, no signaling. Has chains flapping wildly on the rear wheels... (and it was not an AWD Sienna.)

    - Toyota Tacoma TRD pickup truck parked in another pullout... with people busily chaining up the front wheels. (Road has a couple inches of slush at most. I was in 2WD in a pickup truck and had no problems.) If it was a 2WD truck, wrong end. If it was 4WD... shift into 4WD?
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

  16. #566
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    it’s weird to me that folks is so scared of snow...

  17. #567
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    Yet they still have to get out and drive 13 MPH in it.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    Yet they still have to get out and drive 13 MPH in it.
    Right, but that is not amusing to me.
    And I guess that I just don't know

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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    it’s weird to me that folks is so scared of snow...
    You may not be scared of snow but you should be very afraid of Californians driving in snow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    You may not be scared of snow but you should be very afraid of Californians driving in snow.
    seriously. As someone who grew up in Wisconsin then spent 16 years driving in New England, it is shocking just how bad drivers are here in snow. But you have to remember that many California drivers have the same amount of experience driving in snow as Georgia drivers.

  21. #571
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    I got a chuckle out of this


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    Things That Amuse You

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    Its so cute!
    focus.

  23. #573
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    where do the skis go?

  24. #574
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    They have these signs around here (not my pic):



    No, the hill is the view.

  25. #575
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    My ex wife (favorite thing to bitch about) is wholly invested in diminishing me. My kids just told me Im actually 5 8, an inch shorter than I am. Im not a big guy, but Im pretty comfortable with being 5 9.... Im actually some fractions of an inch taller than that, but why tell my kids Im shorter than that? Bizarre. And it wasnt a misremembering of my height. It was a you say youre 5 9 but youre actually 5 8.

    Weird. And I choose to be amused.
    focus.

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