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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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06-01-2021, 11:53 AM #1726
Nah, garbage day just gets pushed back a day here with the long weekend. The city doesn't pick up trash here for HOAs. Even though taxes are supposed to pay for free residential trash/recycling pickup the city refuses to pick up here because the lanes are technically private property. I went out a little while ago, bins that are out are still all full. Garbage truck always shows up by 830. Recycling used to follow but now comes in the afternoon. I should just put my bins out now, the garbage stinks this week.
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06-01-2021, 02:23 PM #1727Registered User
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Funny to read all the questions and concerns, from the newcomers, about bears on our towns forum page. Let's see, you buy a house in the mountains and can't figure out that you are now living among the bears and other wildlife. Hmmm. Maybe hold off on putting that trash bin out and skip the feeders in summer.
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06-04-2021, 09:27 PM #1728
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06-05-2021, 08:55 AM #1729Registered User
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...... the end of civilization as we know it.
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06-05-2021, 10:23 AM #1730
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06-05-2021, 10:49 AM #1731
W.C. always amused me.
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06-06-2021, 01:24 AM #1732
Asking my Great Dane “hey buddy wanna smoke some weed”?
He runs to the garage door. Let’s fuckin go dad!"boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy
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06-08-2021, 12:56 PM #1733
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-57397779
"If you look at Ayik and his involvement, essentially he's almost like the prime sponsor of ANOM among the criminal cartels and the criminal milieu,'' Australian Federal Police Superintendent Jared Taggart was quoted by the Australian Telegraph as saying."
" Mr Ayik himself is not yet in custody but senior police officials say others busted by the software will now be aware he had "put them in this type of situation, exposed them to this"....Given the threat he faces, he's best off handing himself into us as soon as he can," Australian Federal Police Commissioner Reece Kershaw said."
Auch.
Instant life expectancy -40yrs.
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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06-08-2021, 02:28 PM #1734
Oh snap.
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06-08-2021, 02:47 PM #1735
That a person with the 3rd most posts in the Burning Man thread has never been to BM and has no intention of ever going.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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06-08-2021, 02:57 PM #1736
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06-08-2021, 03:16 PM #1737"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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06-08-2021, 04:30 PM #1738
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06-08-2021, 06:01 PM #1739
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06-15-2021, 04:39 PM #1740
Things That Amuse You
local car ad for an ‘06 Acura MDX
pics and contact info available on request
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$500 goes to a good or bad home.
This car is a drivable, registered, smogged. POS. I HATE IT.
I've had the car 4 years. It was a POS when i got it.
Pros. It runs. And it's registered. And smogged.
Cons. Everything else about it but the engine.
Engine is solid.
Howz the interior? Questionable. Depends on what you need to be nice.
How's the tranny? Well. This automatic, works. As long as you drive it like a manual.
How's the AC? trash.
How's the suspension? Trash.
Howz the power steering? Non existent.
Howz the stereo, and speakers? Only thing that's not in the car.
I would not advise anyone to buy this car for transportation. Unless you got 10,000 to throw at it.
This car is sold as is.
It's a POS .
Someone needs an engine.
That's my target audience.
Though Anyone can come take the damn thing.
You can even drive out home.
Even if you live in the bay. It'll make it. But one trip, and you will Hate this car as much as i do.
Impossible to hate it more.
Seats 7.I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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06-15-2021, 05:01 PM #1741
I don’t know where this goes, but there was a guy in handcuffs escorted by two other gentlemen on my flight from IF to SLC today. Never seen that before.
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06-15-2021, 05:36 PM #1742
My 4 year old asking Alexa to play songs with titles he made up on the spot.
Turns out there really is a "cat flushing a toilet" (I'll spare you) and some others equally as tough to listen to (repeatedly).
He did find a cool one though - Royksopp - Keyboard Milk:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dF8ojPeSo3s
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06-15-2021, 05:41 PM #1743
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06-18-2021, 04:29 PM #1744
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06-19-2021, 04:37 PM #1745
There's a WWE credit card. For when the AmEx Platinum is just not sophisticated enough.
https://www.creditonebank.com/credit-cards/wwe-champion
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06-19-2021, 06:52 PM #1746
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06-19-2021, 08:59 PM #1747
This just occurred to me:
All those Christian conservatives yelling about "woke liberals" would think nothing about belting out Amazing Grace the original theme song of the woke. LOL!“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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06-20-2021, 09:33 AM #1748
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06-20-2021, 10:02 AM #1749
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06-21-2021, 11:35 AM #1750
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