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  1. #1701
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    The Mariners currently have a no bag policy at the stadium. So what's tomorrow night's promotion? A free Mariners tote bag, of course. I'm picturing them handing you the tote bag at the gate and then someone confiscates it a second later.
    did kevin mather come up with that?
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    did kevin mather come up with that?
    Yeah, probably.

  3. #1703
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    Tote bag comes in a bag.

  4. #1704
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    Quote Originally Posted by pfluffenmeister View Post
    Tote bag comes in a bag.
    Shit, it's worse than I thought...

  5. #1705
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    shoutout to the teacher that put all my missing assignments in as 100s and brought my failing grade up to a b.
    Wrong thread JONG--should be in teacher-student sex thread.

  6. #1706
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    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

  7. #1707
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
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    I know in another thread you mentioned that you were getting old... but I had no idea!


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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
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    That is a very happy looking guy. A burrito, a beer, and a woman who looks like she loves him. What else can you ask for from life? (That looks exactly like a friend of mine with 10 years added on. But I've never seen him look that happy.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Wrong thread JONG--should be in teacher-student sex thread.
    too bad she plays for the other team or else i could've earned my grades.
    "With Hitler, the more I learn about the guy, the more I don't care for him." -Norm Macdonald

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    That is a very happy looking guy. A burrito, a beer, and a woman who looks like she loves him. What else can you ask for from life? (That looks exactly like a friend of mine with 10 years added on. But I've never seen him look that happy.)
    They're happy 'cause they're stoned.


  11. #1711
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    Headline in the Sierra Sun about a guy who put in his 20 years and got a plaque: "Truckee Sanitary District celebrates Brooks retirement". I hope the Sun meant "congratulates", not "celebrates", or maybe they are really glad he's gone. Par for the course with the Sun.

  12. #1712
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    Quote Originally Posted by stealurface831 View Post
    too bad she plays for the other team or else i could've earned my grades.
    She won't switch teams if she brings a friend?

  13. #1713
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    The crypto thread amuses me.

  14. #1714
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    El gato dispatching all the little bunnies that decided to take up residence under the front porch. Go Katze!

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    That Mara Blog•o is a bust

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    Giuliani's kid running for governor of NY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Giuliani's kid running for governor of NY.
    Related - I heard a quote:

    "Andrew Giuliani is the Eric Trump of Paris Hiltons."

    Made me lol.

  18. #1718
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    Yard signs, professionally printed:

    "Vote NO on the school levey"

  19. #1719
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    I;m constantly amazed at the professional signs and business signs with obvious spelling and grammar mistakes. Don't you have someone proofread this shit and wouldn't the printer do a courtesy proofread? I saw a menu for a new deli a week back and there 4 or 5 blatant errors on it. Makes the business you sunk your life savings into look like a kids lemonade stand.

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    In this case it was probably for the best--the levy passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    In this case it was probably for the best--the levy passed.
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=28ZOwVAZS0o



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    Had ^^ that song was running through my head all evening

  23. #1723
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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    Garbage day here is normally tomorrow. With the long weekend, it gets pushed back to Wednesday. Yet half my neighbors were dutifully wheeling out their garbage and recycling bins this evening. Happens every long weekend. They never seem to figure it out.

  25. #1725
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    In Sacramento and Truckee holidays don't change the garbage pickup schedule. Pretty tough to make up collections if you skip holidays. And garbage folk are the kind of workers for who a day of holiday pay makes a difference.
    (Better put your garbage out--are you sure it won't be picked up on Tuesday?)

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