Things That Amuse You

[KQ]

[Core Shot]

Holy fuck that's a big moose

Ive never seen a Pygmy moose.

Maybe we should breed them to use as comfort animals on the airplane

[glademaster]

Ive never seen a Pygmy moose.

Maybe we should breed them to use as comfort animals on the airplane

A pygmy elephant would be way cooler. It could hang out under the kitchen table and flop it's trunk up to hunt around to scraps. Just think about it. Fucking epic.

Your kids could ride it to conquer the neighborhood like Hannibal (provided the neighborhood doesn't contain any high passes) or a Maharaja.

[riser4]

How do you know Fox is lying? They're on the air.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

I was walking down the sidewalk in my neighborhood with a baby in a stroller and a dog on a leash. We passed a couple girls, probably 7 or 8 years old, playing in a front yard.

One girl said, "Hi."
So I said, "Hi."
Then the other girl, who was looking straight at me said, "Shitstain."


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[muted]

I was walking down the sidewalk in my neighborhood with a baby in a stroller and a dog on a leash. We passed a couple girls, probably 7 or 8 years old, playing in a front yard.

One girl said, "Hi."
So I said, "Hi."
Then the other girl, who was looking straight at me said, "Shitstain."


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Ha. So weird. What do you say to that?

"That's Mr. Shitstain to you!"

[Core Shot]

A smart girl can tell a shitstain, even at a young age

[dunfree]

Getting two “the seller sent you a private offer” on the same item, within 12 hours, from eBay when the second offer is more expensive than the first.

[Vt-Freeheel]

[MakersTeleMark]

Getting two “the seller sent you a private offer” on the same item, within 12 hours, from eBay when the second offer is more expensive than the first.

I've had that happen and called them out on it. Ended up with a sweet hard to find lens for a reasonable price.

[Buster Highmen]

https://www.instagram.com/p/CCO6DLIlOnw/

[riser4]

I tried to do something like that in a department store when I was a kid. It ended badly.

[Core Shot]

Somebody (who was it?) said in the last day or so that this thread should exist. Humor is how we make it through. So let's go.

Right now I'm giggling at Buffalo Hockey coverage but I'll come up with more shortly, I promise. What do you have?

I was kind of amused by the people on my flight earlier today freaking out about the horrendous turbulence. I was so hung over that death seemed preferable.

Maybe that's not funny.

Otzi amuses me. More so if I could umlaut

[muted]

I tried to do something like that in a department store when I was a kid. It ended badly.

That video was faked (sound was faked), but i still love the spirit of that #raddad. You need to know the code these days to be able to use the intercom, it's not the carefree days of yore. A long time ago I picked up a Walmart phone and called all associates to aisle xx (I don't remember which one) for a shoplifter. I was kicked out amazingly fast.

[KQ]

[Core Shot]

Turtle lives matter

Stop the abuse

[Buster Highmen]

[abraham]

Saw a truck yesterday with the winch hook hanging about an inch off the pavement doing 40-50mph. Seems like an exciting game to play

[Vt-Freeheel]

Maybe eastorbust can start knitting cat bikinis with his plarn.

[Meadow Skipper]

Ghislaine wrapped her phone in foil to avoid capture.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/barryco...ell-it-doesnt/

Heh. Color me amused.

[JongDoe]

I took a ride through the park and saw a lady on some weird contraption called an Eliptigo. Sort of a hybrid of a bicycle with an elliptical machine pedaling setup. I was curious about them and just googled it and see the entry level model costs $2k. WTF?

[evdog]

I used to see one or two of those almost every day driving to work, never knew what they were called.

The only thing more ridiculous looking than the machine is the smug look on the rider's face, like he know's something you don't know.

[dan_pdx]

I used to see one or two of those almost every day driving to work, never knew what they were called.

The only thing more ridiculous looking than the machine is the smug look on the rider's face, like he know's something you don't know.

Yeah, as a former runner whose knees no longer tolerate that kind of impact, I briefly considered Elliptigo and decided I didn't want to telegraph that I'm an asshole -- better to let people find out slowly, over time, the natural way.

[Dantheman]

I took a ride through the park and saw a lady on some weird contraption called an Eliptigo. Sort of a hybrid of a bicycle with an elliptical machine pedaling setup. I was curious about them and just googled it and see the entry level model costs $2k. WTF?

What's your beef with my Street Strider?

[Viva]

Apparently, there are five great reasons to ski Telluride this-coming winter.

Wheeeee!