Things That Amuse You

[Vt-Freeheel]

[liv2ski]

Huh???

[krp8128]

Robetussion is way better.

[old goat]

I don't get it. Do people on TikTok cook?

[waveshello]

Towing mirrors on a bug


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[Brownski]

I don't get it. Do people on TikTok cook?

If Tik Tok tells them to they do.

[Buzzworthy]

You can still buy a wrist rocket at IFA.
In fact they had 3 different models today.

Even as a 48 year old male, I had a really difficult time not purchasing one.

[riser4]

You can still buy a wrist rocket at IFA.
In fact they had 3 different models today.

Even as a 48 year old male, I had a really difficult time not purchasing one.

I bought one years ago and stashed it in case they are ever discontinued. I bought some steel shot for it too. When the SHTF, all the squirrels are belong to me.

[plugboots]

I pulled into a parking garage at an event, (so they had to do a security check), and the kid with the clipboard says “Put your car in park and wait here.”
I said I don’t have a “park”, and he just stared at me.
I said it’s a manual transmission it doesn’t have “park”.
He says: “I don’t know anything about cars”.

[Buzzworthy]

I bought some steel shot for it too.

Was also available

[Name Redacted]

I pulled into a parking garage at an event, (so they had to do a security check), and the kid with the clipboard says “Put your car in park and wait here.”
I said I don’t have a “park”, and he just stared at me.
I said it’s a manual transmission it doesn’t have “park”.
He says: “I don’t know anything about cars”.

The Valet at a hotel recently let me park it myself for free because he admitted to not knowing how to park my truck because it was a stick. I think he didn't want me to tell his boss. Haha.

[riser4]

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Go get you some! I am disappoint. Wrist Rocket with good ammo is dope! I got in a little trouble with a friend's as a kid. We were shooting marbles with his wrist rocket at the barn accross the street because they would explode on impact. Unfortunately some ball bearings got in the mix and the roof of the barn got involved. Kids. I also discovered the one my dad kept in his office to scare the pigeons away. That didn't go well either.

[Viva]

When the SHTF, all the squirrels are belong to me.

They're great against feral cats, too.

Or so I've been told.

[MakersTeleMark]

[waveshello]

As a kid my wrist rocket was a prized possession and I got pretty good with it. One time I had the bright idea to shoot a pencil out of it--I pulled it back and let that thing fly, and BAM it stuck directly in to my hand, in the webbing between my thumb and finger. I remember just standing there in shock looking at the pencil sticking out of my hand before my little brother finally said something like "that's not good!". I just didn't want my mom to find out...

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[Viva]

Junior and her boyfriend are in town for a week. Let them stay in my bedroom as it's far roomier than the guest room. It's also an open floor plan with no door. Guest room is directly below.

This morning I awakened to certain amorous sounds and noises. Decided to go out for coffee. Like immediately.

Wonder if it's safe to go back home now.

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[boltonoutlaw]

^ What up, Gramps?

[plugboots]

[riser4]

Junior and her boyfriend are in town for a week. Let them stay in my bedroom as it's far roomier than the guest room. It's also an open floor plan with no door. Guest room is directly below.

This morning I awakened to certain amorous sounds and noises. Decided to go out for coffee. Like immediately.

Wonder if it's safe to go back home now.

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Make em stay in the van.

[~mikey b]

then post pictures here of your naked daughter getting laid

[old goat]

Junior and her boyfriend are in town for a week. Let them stay in my bedroom as it's far roomier than the guest room. It's also an open floor plan with no door. Guest room is directly below.

This morning I awakened to certain amorous sounds and noises. Decided to go out for coffee. Like immediately.

Wonder if it's safe to go back home now.

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Is the sock still on the house door knob?

[ötzi]

My wife is known for malaprops. It's bananas the shit she'll say sometimes. I've never gotten used to it. Smart lady, but wow. So last night she's been away for a week, she's back, we're at dinner, she tells me that this guy we know, Paul, his wife is in the hospital. And he has four armadillos she really likes and we're gonna take care of while she's in the hospital.

And I'm like, there's no fucking way. Absolutely not. Not even one armadillo. It's bad enough I just had to take care of the damn dogs for a week, I'm not taking care of any fucking armadilos. I was getting kind of hot about it, actually.

Turns out they're amaryllises. That's completely different.

[riser4]

My wife is known for malaprops. It's bananas the shit she'll say sometimes. I've never gotten used to it. Smart lady, but wow. So last night she's been away for a week, she's back, we're at dinner, she tells me that this guy we know, Paul, his wife is in the hospital. And he has four armadillos she really likes and we're gonna take care of while she's in the hospital.

And I'm like, there's no fucking way. Absolutely not. Not even one armadillo. It's bad enough I just had to take care of the damn dogs for a week, I'm not taking care of any fucking armadilos. I was getting kind of hot about it, actually.

Turns out they're amaryllises. That's completely different.

Rotflmao. That's similar to my wife dropping things on me without any context.

[ötzi]

Oh she does that too. Shit comes right out of the blue all the time.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Junior and her boyfriend are in town for a week. Let them stay in my bedroom as it's far roomier than the guest room. It's also an open floor plan with no door. Guest room is directly below.

This morning I awakened to certain amorous sounds and noises. Decided to go out for coffee. Like immediately.

Wonder if it's safe to go back home now.

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Worthless without pics