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  1. #401
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    Somehow, last night we were talking about "Walk Like an Egyptian", so I played the original Bangles video for my kiddo. I happened to mention that as a teen, I had a serious crush on Susanna Hoffs. So she asked about her, how old she was now, if she was married. So I googled. The wiki result on the google page says "Susanna Lee Hoffs (born January 17, 1959) is an American vocalist, guitarist, actress and songwriter and smoking hottie."



    Sadly, when you go to the wiki page, that has been edited out. By the way, after googling, for 60 she is still a smoking hottie.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin

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    My wife is really into halloween and really decorates the outside of the house. A group came by and took the last if our candy. I went out to my car to get more. The group was trying to organize a picture in front of the decorations. As I came out one if the adults told everyone to get off my lawn. I told them they were welcome to stand on my lawn for a picture.

    Not that amusing I know but I don't want to hear any more if that "Get off my lawn" BS. Not all older people are like that, just some

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    My dish soap is very proud of itself for having no unnecessary ingredients.

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    What about artificial flavors?

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    So I wake up a little early with the clocks set back and pull out the laptop in bed to check out the latest on TGR. I check out many different threads and then pull up the NSFW page. I have a typical pic up and my wife tilts the screen to see what I'm looking at and says "How did I know?"
    She doesn't believe that thread is one of many I read as several other times she has "caught" me. Not a problem, just thought her intuition was amusing. Maybe it was the look on my face that gave it away.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    My wife is really into halloween and really decorates the outside of the house. A group came by and took the last if our candy. I went out to my car to get more. The group was trying to organize a picture in front of the decorations. As I came out one if the adults told everyone to get off my lawn. I told them they were welcome to stand on my lawn for a picture.

    Not that amusing I know but I don't want to hear any more if that "Get off my lawn" BS. Not all older people are like that, just some
    GOML is a state of mind. It does not need to involve actual lawns.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    GOML is a state of mind. It does not need to involve actual lawns.
    But it can.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    GOML is a state of mind. It does not need to involve actual lawns.
    or actual age.

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    Small brewery in northern NH. Guy behind bar is mtn biker, trail builder...ski and bike. The couple next to us says emphatically, "we're from Massachusetts"...blah blah blah...we rate...something something something...you'll be on it." His reply, "thank you". Then looked over at me and my wife grinning...fucking classic.

    Dear massholes...NH don't give a fuck! Present MA mags excluded. Lurkers, ya you.

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    Fedex driver stopped by and my incontinent, geriatric dog thinking she's still tough wants to bark at the door. One big bark and a perfectly round turd pops out with such perfect timing I had to laugh. She does a double take, giving me this look like "Hey! Who did that!" I know I should feel bad for her, but the timing was just so hilarious.

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    Germans send a chunk of the Berlin Wall to Trump with the message: "no wall lasts forever"

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/be...id=mailsignout

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
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    I bet it isn;t certified organic. But it is gluten free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    I bet it isn;t certified organic. But it is gluten free.
    ARE MY WOOD GRAINS GLUTEN-FREE?
    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

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    of course its certified

    I certified it myself

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    Things That Amuse You

    I locked myself out of my house today. 15 degrees out and wearing jeans and a light t-shirt. My girlfriend has a key but she had work meetings (I think shed have rescheduled or skipped to keep me from freezing to death. I think.).

    After a few minutes of scratching my head and kicking myself I figured Id see how easy it was to let myself in with a credit card.

    Alarmingly so, it turns out. Im not sure why I even carry a key.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I locked myself out of my house today. 15 degrees out and wearing jeans and a light t-shirt. My girlfriend has a key but she had work meetings (I think shed have rescheduled or skipped to keep me from freezing to death. I think.).

    After a few minutes of scratching my head and kicking myself I figured Id see how easy it was to let myself in with a credit card.

    Alarmingly so, it turns out. Im not sure why I even carry a key.
    Probably less destructive than my go to which is to kick the door right next to the door handle, assuming the door opens in and away from you. Unless you have a good deadbolt with a sturdy installation, my method pops open most common residential door installations. Your lock isn't as sturdy as you think.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    I locked myself out of my house today. 15 degrees out and wearing jeans and a light t-shirt. My girlfriend has a key but she had work meetings (I think she’d have rescheduled or skipped to keep me from freezing to death. I think.).

    After a few minutes of scratching my head and kicking myself I figured I’d see how easy it was to let myself in with a credit card.

    Alarmingly so, it turns out. I’m not sure why I even carry a key.
    Hah, I did exactly this once, though without the danger of freezing to death. In like Flynn in <30 seconds with zero prior experience or knowledge of how that trick is supposed to work. Haven't bothered to lock it with anything but the deadbolt since.

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    I find both of these facts more alarming than amusing... then I remember that we have a large old-school doggie door that makes breaking into the house even easier. Why carry keys or kick doors if you can let yourself in with the dog?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackstraw View Post
    The couple next to us says emphatically, "we're from Massachusetts"...blah blah blah...
    It's a whole type of person who has to state where they're from as the reason for what they're saying, I've run into it a few times, "we'll we're from Iowa and..." and the worst I think I've ever met were from Washington state, visiting Mass last summer. They were from Washington, so everything they fucking said was correct. Except none of it was, those morons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
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    They probably saw this one:


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    When people ask where I'm from, if I'm in the mood, I reply: "mom".
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
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    It's not free range, fair trade?


    Haaarrrrrumpphhhhhh
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    My trees are all free range, I set them free years ago. They keep hanging around, but they're free to go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    My trees are all free range, I set them free years ago. They keep hanging around, but they're free to go.
    Your Marketing Department needs to leverage that quality for quota penetration and a six sigma bifurcation from cubic profit asymptotes.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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