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  1. #2176
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    Quote Originally Posted by ~mikey b View Post
    there’s no uber here
    Just robbed a bank?

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    We go through a fair amount of various nuts so I order then from nuts.com. Wife walked in from outside just now and I announced, "I found your nuts."
    Me:"Huh?"
    Her: "They were in a box on the porch."
    Me: "Oh is that where you've been keeping them?"
    Her: "Huh?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    We go through a fair amount of various nuts so I order then from nuts.com. Wife walked in from outside just now and I announced, "I found your nuts."
    Me:"Huh?"
    Her: "They were in a box on the porch."
    Me: "Oh is that where you've been keeping them?"
    Her: "Huh?"
    Around here that box would have been chewed open and half the nuts eaten. The squirrels are seriously getting ready for winter in the last week. I hope that means a big one. I had to take a plastic bag of bird seed my wife left on the deck away from one little guy, but I did scatter some for him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    We go through a fair amount of various nuts so I order then from nuts.com. Wife walked in from outside just now and I announced, "I found your nuts."
    Me:"Huh?"
    Her: "They were in a box on the porch."
    Me: "Oh is that where you've been keeping them?"
    Her: "Huh?"
    She's not a King missile fan?
    I could go for a cheesecake.

  5. #2180
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    Iceman peruses nuts.com in jeans.

    That amuses me.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

  6. #2181
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    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    Discovering tile on drywall in the shower stall that had held up for 16 years of family life.
    Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
    >>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<

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    Things That Amuse You

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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  9. #2184
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    When you forget you are in Costco and you reach in your pants to give a good frontal scratch. And then you look up and some old lady is giving you the stinkeye. With a mask on so you can't see her full expression.

  10. #2185
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    1) what's so unusual about scratching your balls in Costco?
    2) how do you forget you are in Costco?

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    Give’r the stink eye back, smile and do the Mary Katherine Gallagher sniff test.
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  12. #2187
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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    1) what's so unusual about scratching your balls in Costco?
    2) how do you forget you are in Costco?
    1) my wife has tried to teach me not to scratch ma balls in public. I was solo today. 2) I forgot I was in public and it happened to be at Costco.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Do you often forget where you are?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Do you often forget where you are?
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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    Do you often forget where you are?
    Forget that I am in public? Absolutely.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Forget that I am in public? Absolutely.
    Like the guys in the dugout who forget there might be a camera on them when they try to dig out a booger.

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    I'm confused. Can it be both?Click image for larger version. 

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    Truckee ground out the bike lane signs painted in the bike lanes and painted new, different ones next to where the old ones were. Why they didn't just paint new ones half way between the old ones and call it good is beyond me.

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    working in the ER you get used to being sworn at and insulted and ragged on by fucked up people the cops drag in cuffed

    today I think I met the most creative, talented, articulate, and accomplished shit talker I’ve ever met

    she was very entertaining

    she had the whole crew roaring


    I felt worst for the deputy that brought her in. She was still absolutely furious and going off when they left to go to the county jail.
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    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women

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    fucking cunt
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women
    Bullshit. That fucking cunt steps forth here again to crush the padded room? I refuse to let that go in any direction but the door she got booted out of. Don't get me started.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

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    Quote Originally Posted by ::: ::: View Post
    mtngrl79 is back & can’t help lecturing the menfolk on their lack of awareness re: women
    whenever I see that name posted this is the image I see, it helps


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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?

    I can't keep up anymore.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    So the reincarnation tour that started with mfcf13/tbssux has now come complete circle with mtngirl79/salvelinusconfluentus?

    I can't keep up anymore.
    Yea it's almost like they planned it out IRL.

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