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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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12-10-2019, 08:42 PM #551
I laughed, only in Vegas. I hope.
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/z...-pigeons-heads
Meanwhile, in Las Vegas, somebody is attaching miniature cowboy hats to a number of pigeons that are still very much alive. A Vegas resident named Bobby Lee posted a video of the birds and their tiny red hats to Facebook. "Fuckin' birds have hats on bro," he said in the clip. "What the fuck?"I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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12-10-2019, 09:04 PM #552Funky But Chic
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That is a great quote. Too funny.
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12-11-2019, 04:44 AM #553I drink it up
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12-11-2019, 04:56 AM #554
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12-11-2019, 05:21 AM #555
Well it would be inconsiderate to block what is undoubtedly a lovely view.
Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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12-12-2019, 10:47 AM #556
Lawyers ransack a hospital. You can't make this shit up
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world...id=mailsignout
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12-12-2019, 11:33 AM #557Registered User
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12-13-2019, 01:38 PM #558
The preschoolers that have a free play break in the Truckee Rec Center gym--playing bumper cars with trikes and little plastic cars and generally running around screaming and having a great time doing nothing special--it would be nice to feel that way again.
Also amusing--the adirondack chairs made out of fake wooden skis I saw. Isn't the point of Adirondack chairs made of skis to find a use for skis you can't bring yourself to just throw out like you should?
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12-21-2019, 05:19 PM #559
This was pretty amusing. Apologizing now for semi-skiing content in the PR,
How I found it. Lady’s funny.
https://www.powder.com/interview/dre...katie-burrell/
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12-22-2019, 12:16 PM #560
Guy blowing the pine needles off his driveway off Donner Pass rd--with 60 mph gusts coming off the lake and a snowstorm minutes away.
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12-22-2019, 12:23 PM #561
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12-22-2019, 02:16 PM #562?
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I just Grocery shopped Raleys Onnline with Home delivery. Just went through the items and picked what I wanted 153#$ worth. No delivery fee.
And they say it will be on my porch in 3 hours. I got ro select my delivery time. DAM! Life is getting easy.
You dont have to shop check out and all that stuff.Own your fail. ~Jer~
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12-23-2019, 09:17 AM #563glocal
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I was in Vegas last week or so when that story broke and couldn't stop sharing it with people at the weed convention, which coincided with the rodeo, both occupying the Convention Center. Was actually kinda funny seeing all the cowboys and cowgirls making their way through clouds of smoke the minute they walked out the doors then crowding into the monorail for a wonderfully mixed crowd. I figured the pigeon cowboy hats were the brainfart of some hybrid stoner cowboy.
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12-23-2019, 09:30 AM #564
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12-26-2019, 03:34 PM #565
Holiday drivers on Mt Rose highway. All with California plates.
Today:
- Front wheel drive Toyota Sienna minivan whips out of pullout directly in front of me, no signaling. Has chains flapping wildly on the rear wheels... (and it was not an AWD Sienna.)
- Toyota Tacoma TRD pickup truck parked in another pullout... with people busily chaining up the front wheels. (Road has a couple inches of slush at most. I was in 2WD in a pickup truck and had no problems.) If it was a 2WD truck, wrong end. If it was 4WD... shift into 4WD?
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12-26-2019, 03:49 PM #566
it’s weird to me that folks is so scared of snow...
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12-26-2019, 04:15 PM #567
Yet they still have to get out and drive 13 MPH in it.
watch out for snakes
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12-26-2019, 04:54 PM #568
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12-26-2019, 06:02 PM #569
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12-26-2019, 08:53 PM #570
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12-27-2019, 01:26 AM #571
I got a chuckle out of this
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12-27-2019, 01:47 PM #572I drink it up
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12-27-2019, 06:06 PM #573
where do the skis go?
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12-27-2019, 06:09 PM #574Funky But Chic
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They have these signs around here (not my pic):
No, the hill is the view.
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12-30-2019, 06:01 PM #575I drink it up
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My ex wife (favorite thing to bitch about) is wholly invested in diminishing me. My kids just told me I’m actually 5’ 8”, an inch shorter than I am. I’m not a big guy, but I’m pretty comfortable with being 5’ 9”.... I’m actually some fractions of an inch taller than that, but why tell my kids I’m shorter than that? Bizarre. And it wasn’t a misremembering of my height. It was a “you say you’re 5’ 9” but you’re actually 5’ 8”.
Weird. And I choose to be amused.focus.
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