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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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11-17-2022, 07:12 AM #3576yelgatgab
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Things That Amuse You
Unthreadworthy thread reminded me of this. My oldest invoked the Shaggy defense the other day, actually saying “I invoke the Shaggy defense”. I was amused enough to drop whatever it was.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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11-17-2022, 07:48 AM #3577
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11-17-2022, 11:09 AM #3578yelgatgab
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11-17-2022, 11:46 AM #3579
It’s like towely from South Park. Just got high and wandered off
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11-18-2022, 12:16 PM #3580
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11-19-2022, 09:28 PM #3581
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11-20-2022, 11:19 AM #3582
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11-20-2022, 03:29 PM #3583
Yeah thanks for sharing that.
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11-21-2022, 12:18 AM #3584
Fell on my ass XC skiing, which was amusing because I was standing still at the time.
About an hour later, after skiing fairly hard and then driving home it started hurting pretty bad and there was a big deep lump, so I had my wife drop me off at the ER for an xray which showed no fracture, just a 10 cm hematoma which was what I expected. It did show there was still some active bleeding (but that seems to have stopped by now.) After a couple hours in the ER and another in the pharmacy waiting for some Percocet (tried Norco first but it didn't touch it) I got home and was feeling around my elbow and realized the nurse forgot to take out the IV before I left. So that was amusing. My wife's a nurse, so no problem getting it removed. I've been in Tahoe Forest ER twice and I can't say I was impressed either time--not just the IV thing either, which was 50% on me.
Looks like I'll probaby miss the WROD this week--which is probably a good thing if I can't stand up without hurting myself.
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11-21-2022, 07:44 AM #3585
Ya know, this isn't the first time I've heard of someone completely eating shit while standing still on XC. Asking for a friend. And I've witnessed a few good ones. It's truly an amazing thing. One minute standing up. Bam!
Now that we know how dangerous the sport is, we should warn everyone. At best it only causes you to look twice at members of the same gender. At worst, your life is in peril.
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11-21-2022, 11:38 AM #3586
Friend of mine, better skier than I am, occasionally falls over in the lift line. Vertigo. But he never falls skiing.
It's very discouraging and amusing to be passed on the nordic track by 10 year olds.
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11-23-2022, 10:40 AM #3587
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11-23-2022, 11:05 AM #3588
Is she developmentally delayed? How the fuck did she manage that?
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11-23-2022, 11:39 AM #3589
That's a kink a didn't know about. Literally.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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11-23-2022, 12:02 PM #3590
I get passed by 60-70 yr old Nordic skiers all the time. I dig it and can usually pick up some kinda tip just from watching old fux skate ski.
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11-23-2022, 12:03 PM #3591
At least it wasn't a table saw.
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11-23-2022, 12:43 PM #3592
She should have used her hitachi.
Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat
This is like hanging yourself but the rope breaks. - DTM
Dude Listen to mtm. He's a marriage counselor at burning man. - subtle plague
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11-23-2022, 01:32 PM #3593
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11-23-2022, 01:45 PM #3594
Yep. Nothing amusing about this:
https://www.nytimes.com/2011/04/14/n...-accident.html
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11-23-2022, 02:52 PM #3595
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11-23-2022, 03:02 PM #3596
Hence my question
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11-23-2022, 03:48 PM #3597
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11-23-2022, 05:49 PM #3598I drink it up
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I got new (to me) skis, and after turning my various junk drawers and tool chests and ski part bins over three times I finally relented and ordered another binding mounting drill bit so I could mount my own fucking skis.
I went to Amazon and found this:
Terrific. Let’s check the reviews…..
What was this poor woman doing? Was she actually using the drill bit as a screw driver?!focus.
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11-23-2022, 06:04 PM #3599
Oh wow. That's pretty good.
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11-23-2022, 09:58 PM #3600
Sportscaster on TNT asking Ovechkin how they celebrate Thanksgiving in Russia.
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