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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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09-22-2021, 11:37 AM #2201“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-22-2021, 05:48 PM #2202
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09-23-2021, 10:02 PM #2203
Holy shit, Troy Aikman is a stupid cunt!
Never got over being tossed from Oklahoma.
And obviously never got over not beating SC whilst at fucla.
Never got over being Emmitt Smith's bitch at Dallas.
So much amuse!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....ect.Daniel Ortega eats here.
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09-23-2021, 10:16 PM #2204
Remember this ad from pre-CTE days? Funny then, not so funny any more.
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09-24-2021, 09:14 PM #2205
I was riding my mountain bike alone today and as I passed by a nice couple on the trail, the lady said to me, “you’re so brave”
skid luxury
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09-25-2021, 12:29 AM #2206
Were they going the same way or the opposite way as you? If the former, they are out of touch with the times. If the latter, the bear that was waiting for you up ahead must have moseyed on before you got there because you're here to tell the story.
I skied a fairly steep chute called Our Father. Very firm that day. I stopped at the bottom of the runout. A woman comes down next, followed by her friend. The first woman stopped at the bottom of the chute. I started yelling and waving at her and she skied up to me with a big smile, figuring I was being all friendly and such. what I was trying to tell her was that her friend was falling down the chute fast and right at her, but my efforts did get the first woman out of the way, and the second eventually stopped, uninjured.
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09-25-2021, 08:10 PM #2207
Things That Amuse You
@old goat -There were some moose and elk around but it was more my being out alone in the woods thing I think.
here’s another fun amusement I saw today and had to make a lap around the parking lot to get a pic of this very well rounded plumbing service offerings. are the services performed on the same house call?
skid luxury
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09-25-2021, 08:18 PM #2208Registered User
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Wow wow wow. Googled him:
"And yes, Merlin can even predict when you will have plumbing issues by reading your Astrology chart! Don’t believe it? Click here to schedule your astrology chart reading "
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09-25-2021, 08:23 PM #2209
Merlin can also hypnotize away your heating and plumbing problems!
This is kinda like the tandem recumbent trike (sexike?) I saw yesterday. I don't get it but it's good to know such weirdos are rolling around the planet with us.
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09-25-2021, 09:19 PM #2210man of ice
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That is awesome. I wonder if he can remove a curse on a condensing boiler.
edit: turns out he's not a wizard, he just dresses like one who really really digs purple.
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09-25-2021, 09:25 PM #2211
Opportunities abound, huh?
Will there be an Electrician who throws the E-Ching and detects muggle wiring?Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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09-25-2021, 09:59 PM #2212
ha! and how about his # 645-PIPE.
I somehow think that might not just be a plumbing referenceskid luxury
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09-25-2021, 10:11 PM #2213Registered User
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I bet he reads the poo leaves
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09-25-2021, 10:16 PM #2214
Sounds like the plot for either the best or the worst porno flick ever made. "Merlin Jacobsen: Supernatural Pipe Layer"
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09-25-2021, 10:29 PM #2215
Brown chicken, brown cow ...
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09-26-2021, 06:32 AM #2216Banned
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If you think he's an oddball, imagine the kind of people who hire him.
Do we think the last number of his cell phone area code is a 1 or 2? There are lots of weirdos in Utah and Vermont, and lots of weirdos with Vermont roots in Utah.
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09-26-2021, 07:07 AM #2217Registered User
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"As Venus rises this fall and forms a trine conjunction with Jupiter, your Taurus-ass is going to take a massive shit from eating too much BBQ. I predict with the forcasted cresting moon you will use way too much toilet paper which will clog it real bad. Girl, your toilet is in trouble!"
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09-26-2021, 07:26 PM #2218
I have a local loop that utilizes some trails that are through a high end neighborhood, lots of dogs behind invisible fences, Bwhahahahahah. Then cross the highway into Dog patch and suddenly I am the fair game.
I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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09-26-2021, 09:59 PM #2219
If refrigerator blindness was a video game I’d have god-level abilities
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09-27-2021, 11:01 AM #2220“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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09-27-2021, 12:48 PM #2221
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09-27-2021, 01:01 PM #2222Daniel Ortega eats here.
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09-27-2021, 04:02 PM #2223
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09-28-2021, 08:40 AM #2224
Ivar Haglund, an icon of bygone Seattle.
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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09-28-2021, 10:59 PM #2225
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