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Thread: Things That Amuse You
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11-03-2019, 07:09 AM #401
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11-03-2019, 12:14 PM #402
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11-03-2019, 01:26 PM #403
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11-03-2019, 02:37 PM #404
Small brewery in northern NH. Guy behind bar is mtn biker, trail builder...ski and bike. The couple next to us says emphatically, "we're from Massachusetts"...blah blah blah...we rate...something something something...you'll be on it." His reply, "thank you". Then looked over at me and my wife grinning...fucking classic.
Dear massholes...NH don't give a fuck! Present MA mags excluded. Lurkers, ya you.
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11-09-2019, 02:07 PM #405
Fedex driver stopped by and my incontinent, geriatric dog thinking she's still tough wants to bark at the door. One big bark and a perfectly round turd pops out with such perfect timing I had to laugh. She does a double take, giving me this look like "Hey! Who did that!" I know I should feel bad for her, but the timing was just so hilarious.
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11-10-2019, 10:57 PM #406
Germans send a chunk of the Berlin Wall to Trump with the message: "no wall lasts forever"
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/be...id=mailsignout
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11-11-2019, 02:26 PM #407
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11-11-2019, 04:20 PM #408
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11-11-2019, 04:29 PM #409“When you see something that is not right, not just, not fair, you have a moral obligation to say something. To do something." Rep. John Lewis
Kindness is a bridge between all people
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism
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11-11-2019, 04:43 PM #410
of course it’s certified
I certified it myselfI didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.
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11-11-2019, 04:43 PM #411I drink it up
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I locked myself out of my house today. 15 degrees out and wearing jeans and a light t-shirt. My girlfriend has a key but she had work meetings (I think she’d have rescheduled or skipped to keep me from freezing to death. I think.).
After a few minutes of scratching my head and kicking myself I figured I’d see how easy it was to let myself in with a credit card.
Alarmingly so, it turns out. I’m not sure why I even carry a key.focus.
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11-11-2019, 04:55 PM #412
Probably less destructive than my go to which is to kick the door right next to the door handle, assuming the door opens in and away from you. Unless you have a good deadbolt with a sturdy installation, my method pops open most common residential door installations. Your lock isn't as sturdy as you think.
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11-11-2019, 05:04 PM #413
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11-11-2019, 05:25 PM #414
I find both of these facts more alarming than amusing... then I remember that we have a large old-school doggie door that makes breaking into the house even easier. Why carry keys or kick doors if you can let yourself in with the dog?
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11-11-2019, 05:33 PM #415Funky But Chic
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It's a whole type of person who has to state where they're from as the reason for what they're saying, I've run into it a few times, "we'll we're from Iowa and..." and the worst I think I've ever met were from Washington state, visiting Mass last summer. They were from Washington, so everything they fucking said was correct. Except none of it was, those morons.
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11-11-2019, 05:35 PM #416Funky But Chic
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11-11-2019, 05:46 PM #417
When people ask where I'm from, if I'm in the mood, I reply: "mom".
Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
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11-11-2019, 05:47 PM #418
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11-11-2019, 05:57 PM #419Funky But Chic
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My trees are all free range, I set them free years ago. They keep hanging around, but they're free to go.
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11-11-2019, 06:02 PM #420
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11-11-2019, 06:11 PM #421
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11-11-2019, 06:26 PM #422
Walked into study hall in 8th grade late, monitor demanded where I had come from.
"The Sky" I said.
Got suspended.Merde De Glace On the Freak When Ski
>>>200 cm Black Bamboo Sidewalled DPS Lotus 120 : Best Skis Ever <<<
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11-11-2019, 06:26 PM #423I drink it up
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It was amusing how goddamned easy it was, and literally my only frame of reference was “I’ve seen this in movies.” I make more of a ruckus trying to line up my key in the slot. I’m from Ohio, so I do know my way around an entryway, but still.
I’m getting one of those smart locks so the deadbolt is more consistently engaged. You should have to break something or make some noise or at least hack my fucking WiFi to get into my house when it’s locked.focus.
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11-11-2019, 07:39 PM #424
Back in college, my roommate bought a cheap lock picking set off the internet. Pretty much any normal lock tool 20-30 seconds. We even got his old car started. The older and more worn the lock, the quicker it was to get it open. Of the normal door locks, sticky deadbolts were the toughest.
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11-11-2019, 08:05 PM #425
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