Things That Amuse You

**evdog** · 03-19-2021, 08:59 PM

Karma...

Came across a skunk on the trail last night. Continued climbing and promptly got run off the trail by a full face wearing e-biker. Seconds later, I hear "Shit! No, No, No. Awwwwwwwww Fuuuuck!"

Nice work, little buddy! Hopefully e-biker could hear me laughing at him and cheering pepe on lol.

**Choss Jonger, Sr.** · 03-21-2021, 04:33 AM

People that shoot .22s across a river and into a canyon (aiming at pinnacles) and then act sheepish when I yell at them. Next time I’m gonna cross the river and take their fucking toy away.

I had just finished grooving and was still in my down slippers but all of a sudden that Oh Shit bag and the tennies and me and dog were takin’ cover as the cottonwood branches were zinging the little doom capsules around overhead.

Some people’s children should not own firearms.

**Viva** · 03-21-2021, 08:01 AM

What's so amusing about that?

**plugboots** · 03-21-2021, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by Viva

What's so amusing about that?

No kidding.
Ho
Lee
Shit

**old goat** · 03-21-2021, 06:54 PM

Walking down a quiet residential street in Sacto--guy has this "slow children playing" sign in the middle of the street with just enough room for a car to maybe scrape by. Said children are small, playing behind the low brick wall that surrounds his front yard.
I believe it's your job as a parent to keep your young children out of the street, not block off the street so they can play in it.

Few years ago there was a guy who blocked off his street completely with cones. I got out of the car to move the cones and the guy ran out and started screaming at me. Sometimes one finger is worth a thousand words.

**Nobody Famous** · 03-21-2021, 08:05 PM

This video found on CNN is amusing:

Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks

It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.

**Meadow Skipper** · 03-22-2021, 09:03 AM

Originally Posted by Nobody Famous

This video found on CNN is amusing:

Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks

It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.

That was great! The video had me at “Bye, daddy. Bye,”

**riser4** · 03-22-2021, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by Nobody Famous

This video found on CNN is amusing:

Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks

It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.

Faceplant.

**::: :::** · 03-25-2021, 07:39 PM

Miami Heat unis

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PB · 03-25-2021, 08:43 PM

Looks metro?

Check.

**snoqpass** · 03-26-2021, 07:25 PM

Claims that they only have “30-40” days use

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**old goat** · 03-26-2021, 07:42 PM

Fireplace guy on neighbor's very steep roof, on a ladder leaning heavily against a 90 year old brick chimney. What could possibly go wrong. (Spoiler alert--the chimney held).

**EWG** · 03-26-2021, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by snoqpass

Claims that they only have “30-40” days use

30-40 days of urban sessioning?

**El Chupacabra** · 03-26-2021, 09:23 PM

Those might only have one day's use.

https://www.powder.com/stories/this-...-in-ski-boots/

**evdog** · 03-26-2021, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

"Freezer tetris" - fucking GOLD, Jerry. GOLD.

I will forever call it this, and I know exactly what you're talking about...

Haha, and now for the last week I have been playing freezer Jenga. Try to pull item A out without everything around it crashing down to the floor. Making good progress though...

**riser4** · 03-27-2021, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by evdog

Haha, and now for the last week I have been playing freezer Jenga. Try to pull item A out without everything around it crashing down to the floor. Making good progress though...

Doesn't everyone know those terms? I've been playing tetris and jenga in my freezers for years.