Things That Amuse You

[Core Shot]

And zoom in on the license plate.

Lol. Missed that on my phone screen.

After much schooling, reading, and edumacation, I was schooled as a 1L on starting a sentence with however and a comma.
Mutherfucker pulled out strunk and white and there it was. I was wrong.

However many is fine all day.

However, this is just wrong.

[chicken feathers]

While we're on the topic

[paulster2626]

Got one of those electric tennis racket bug zapper things. I have killed about 50 wasps in the backyard this past weekend. Thing is awesome.

It's also strange to just wave it around myself at dusk and watch it zap 5-10 mosquitos that are invisible to me just hovering around waiting to strike.

[babybear]

I was talking on the phone with my brother, who has always been the funniest guy in the room, does amazing impressions, etc.
anyway, he said that my nephew (his son) was starting to ask about the birds and bees, which was naturally a bit awkward at first, but then they figured out that they could talk about it openly when they spoke in russian accents I was dying

[Timberridge]

In Russia, pull down pants and put pee-pee in girl.

[BmillsSkier]

In Soviet Russia birds and bees talk about you.

[riser4]

In Soviet Russia birds and bees talk about you.

In a fake Russian accent.

[Ted Striker]

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[evdog]

Got one of those electric tennis racket bug zapper things. I have killed about 50 wasps in the backyard this past weekend. Thing is awesome.

It's also strange to just wave it around myself at dusk and watch it zap 5-10 mosquitos that are invisible to me just hovering around waiting to strike.

I bought one of those things. It has probably brought more joy and satisfaction than any other purchase in years.

That fruit fly buzzing past your face that flies too fast to kill? Buzzzzz!

In the truck, those bugs that fly inside at night you have a hard time getting rid of? Flick the overhead light on so the bugs flock to it, and zappp! Buzzzz! Crackle!

Camping, got some mozzies in the tent? Or buzzing around your head? Snap! Buzzzzzz! Zap!

I want to get a holster for it so I can bring it on MTB rides. We have a few mountain ranges where your face gets swarmed by gnats if your speed drops below 6mph. They fly in your eyes, ears, nose, mouth if you don't wear a head net. The bug zapper won't dent the population but will be oh-so-satisfying!

[babybear]

my husband also gets great joy from the electric tennis racket. we call ours “the executioner”

[Core Shot]

my husband also gets great joy from the electric tennis racket. we call ours “the executioner”

So satisfying

Should be an Olympic sport

[BCMtnHound]

We love our bug wacker. Unfortunately, our hound has taken an extreme dislike to the bzzsnap, and will seek cover in the deepest thicket she can find. Wasn't so bad with the older ones from few years past, but the new ones seems to be a bit higher juiced. So its a guilty pleasure now.

[bodywhomper]

Do they work on yellow jackets?What about those salt pellet rifle ones?

[mfcf13]

my husband also gets great joy from the electric tennis racket. we call ours “the executioner”

More power to ya! Every couple should be able to enjoy their kinky side.

[riser4]

[ZomblibulaX]

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[Core Shot]

I had the same reaction when I got the email

Get a clue Morans

The marketing department is full of Morans.

Lol

[evdog]

A baby chasing a dollar bill... turns out the 30 yr old Nirvana cover was doing some pretty good for-shadowing

Elden said some people think it’s cool that he’s “the Nirvana baby.” But, he added, women he dated would dump him when they found out he wasn’t making any money off it. And having friends talk about the naked photo was embarrassing, especially without any compensation to offset that humiliation, he said.

Um, maybe if it embarrasses you, just keep your mouth shut and no one would know that you're the Nirvana baby?

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-...d-pornography/

[Jong Lafitte]

A baby chasing a dollar bill... turns out the 30 yr old Nirvana cover was doing some pretty good for-shadowing



Um, maybe if it embarrasses you, just keep your mouth shut and no one would know that you're the Nirvana baby?

https://www.seattletimes.com/nation-...d-pornography/

Maybe but just pay the dude for fucks sake. The effort to profit ratio on that album is off the charts, there’s no room at the dinner table for this dude who’s asking 150k? Really? They could probably give him the royalties just from today and be done.


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[mcphee]

When you pick your dog up from boarding and they tell you the male dogs “really love Daisy” and they’ve been “lining up to play with her all day”


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[JimmyCarter]

Free puppies!

[JongDoe]

Looking for a rental car and seeing a Toyota Corolla listed as an Intermediate size car and a Camry is a full size. C'mon now.

[El Chupacabra]

Looking for a rental car and seeing a Toyota Corolla listed as an Intermediate size car and a Camry is a full size. C'mon now.

That's been like that for as long as I can remember.

[Danno]

That's been like that for as long as I can remember.

He's really gonna be disappointed in the economy size.