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  1. #1801
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    So my brother has an art gallery in this funky rundown old building in a rapidly-gentrifying area near Boston. The building has band practice spaces, woodworking shops, artists studios, all kinds of stuff.

    The building across the alley used to be a used-tire place and a warehouse but now it's a tech startup's headquarters. Without asking anybody the tech people took over the alley, putting these big planters out there to keep people from parking there.

    Somebody in my brother's building (not him, but he knows who it was) put a listing on Craigslist that said "FREE PLANTERS" on a Friday and by Monday the planters were all gone.
    LOL. Waltham?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2bjenny View Post
    LOL. Waltham?
    Davis Square in Somerville.

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    products that prominently display a description of their function (as a feature or decoration).


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    That's a nice paddle.
    Is it radix panax notoginseng? - splat

  5. #1805
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    I like doors that say "push to operate". I realize that they are electric assist doors and that some of those have a push paddle on the wall instead but it still amuses me.

  6. #1806
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    People who have spent all of 14 days in a place as a tourist telling you what those places are really like to live. See Benny in the RE Crash thread.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

  7. #1807
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    The fact I have to look up to look my daughter in the eye.
    "boobs just make the world better really" - Woodsy

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    Things That Amuse You

    Watching the pool instantly clear out when the lightening alarm sounds.

    When it sounds, the pool deck is cleared and everybody goes home, which leads to the amusement of having the pool to ourselves when it reopens.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  9. #1809
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    Sister called last night from ATL all spun up about her neighbors. They claim a tree in my sisters yard overhangs their property and want it removed.

    Sister begins getting into how they make too much money and are wasting it building a pool etc. I am loaded on a bunion cookie and after a while I say, "OK Karen". Dead silence followed by, "who's Karen?"
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

  10. #1810
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    Quote Originally Posted by ötzi View Post
    So my brother has an art gallery in this funky rundown old building in a rapidly-gentrifying area near Boston. The building has band practice spaces, woodworking shops, artists studios, all kinds of stuff.

    The building across the alley used to be a used-tire place and a warehouse but now it's a tech startup's headquarters. Without asking anybody the tech people took over the alley, putting these big planters out there to keep people from parking there.

    Somebody in my brother's building (not him, but he knows who it was) put a listing on Craigslist that said "FREE PLANTERS" on a Friday and by Monday the planters were all gone.
    Brilliant.

    There's a restaraunt in town that serves 100 dollar lunches to the ladies that shop, and the have taken over a section of sidewalk and adjacent parking lot, forcing people to walk in traffic. Their outdoor furniture and umbrellas are really nice. I have to try that.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    People who have spent all of 14 days in a place as a tourist telling you what those places are really like to live. See Benny in the RE Crash thread.
    When did I do that?

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

  12. #1812
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    right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
    but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
    and gits laid by hot chicks
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Can't tell if you're describing a Tuesday or a Friday

    Is this what people mean when they say they don't speak SFB?

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    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
    but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
    and gits laid by hot chicks
    I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.
    Bless your heart!
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

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    I find it amusing when the old TGR hippies who are approaching death in failure like you and the patroller project out about others that are supposedly mired in bitterness.
    Hey Benny, which one of us (you or me) owns a house in Bozeman? Paid off this week.

    Now that amuses me.

    On another note, supposed to be hotter than the hinges on the hatch to Hell today here so I got a bike ride in early. Driving up S 19th as one of the Mega-church's is letting out. WTF? I always thought the purpose of going to worship was to hear some spiritual enlightenment and see your neighbors. How is that possible when your house of worship is like a religious Walmart?
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    i slepts on harrys couch
    puffed in all the huts
    and ates homemade elk chilis with fish shaped cornbread
    and scored a doobs for walkin the budtender's dog
    #localasfuck
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
    "I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    ATL
    Quote Originally Posted by El Chupacabra View Post
    Bless your heart!
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    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunion 2020 View Post
    Hey Benny, which one of us (you or me) owns a house in Bozeman? Paid off this week.

    Now that amuses me.

    On another note, supposed to be hotter than the hinges on the hatch to Hell today here so I got a bike ride in early. Driving up S 19th as one of the Mega-church's is letting out. WTF? I always thought the purpose of going to worship was to hear some spiritual enlightenment and see your neighbors. How is that possible when your house of worship is like a religious Walmart?
    No, really, when did I ever day I know what it's like living in Bozeman?


    3-2-1 to hippie mismaah gobblygook from SLC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jono View Post
    Can't tell if you're describing a Tuesday or a Friday

    Is this what people mean when they say they don't speak SFB?
    Quote Originally Posted by skifishbum View Post
    right before you went full bitter bunny cunt on buster
    but after ya got butthurt cause sir dicks got fuck you ducketts
    and gits laid by hot chicks
    Sfb to english:
    It was before you (Benny) posted your (Benny) usual bitter rants toward Buster Highmen; and after you (Benny) posted a complaint thread about Richard Branson being rich and banging (in the parlance of our times) hot chicks.

  23. #1823
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    No, really, when did I ever say I know what it's like living in Bozeman?


    3-2-1 to hippie mismaah gobblygook from SLC.
    Here is a thought, post more quality and less stupid and bitter shit then your poor old brain will recall such things.
    I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Brilliant.

    There's a restaraunt in town that serves 100 dollar lunches to the ladies that shop, and the have taken over a section of sidewalk and adjacent parking lot, forcing people to walk in traffic. Their outdoor furniture and umbrellas are really nice. I have to try that.
    Expanded outdoor dining is the thing, didn't you know that. A good thing IMO. So far it's not going away with indoor eating open. I hope it doesn't. It's nice when they leave room for people to walk. If that doesn't leave room for parking or driving cars I'm not concerned.

    In other news--man sets car on fire next to I80 to keep bears away. No bears were found in the area so apparently it worked. Alcohol and drugs were involved.
    https://www.sacbee.com/news/local/article252816163.html

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    Whoops! Sure it's funny now but yikes.....


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