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  1. #1626
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Playing freezer tetris after a trip to costco and buying a few too many things that must be kept frozen.
    "Freezer tetris" - fucking GOLD, Jerry. GOLD.

    I will forever call it this, and I know exactly what you're talking about...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    DAMMIT - just sprayed my 12 year old Southwell all over the dog.
    This amuses me.

    And, sorry.



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    Karma...

    Came across a skunk on the trail last night. Continued climbing and promptly got run off the trail by a full face wearing e-biker. Seconds later, I hear "Shit! No, No, No. Awwwwwwwww Fuuuuck!"

    Nice work, little buddy! Hopefully e-biker could hear me laughing at him and cheering pepe on lol.


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    People that shoot .22s across a river and into a canyon (aiming at pinnacles) and then act sheepish when I yell at them. Next time I’m gonna cross the river and take their fucking toy away.

    I had just finished grooving and was still in my down slippers but all of a sudden that Oh Shit bag and the tennies and me and dog were takin’ cover as the cottonwood branches were zinging the little doom capsules around overhead.

    Some people’s children should not own firearms.

  5. #1630
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    What's so amusing about that?
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

  6. #1631
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    What's so amusing about that?
    No kidding.
    Ho
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    Shit
    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

  7. #1632
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    Walking down a quiet residential street in Sacto--guy has this "slow children playing" sign in the middle of the street with just enough room for a car to maybe scrape by. Said children are small, playing behind the low brick wall that surrounds his front yard.
    I believe it's your job as a parent to keep your young children out of the street, not block off the street so they can play in it.

    Few years ago there was a guy who blocked off his street completely with cones. I got out of the car to move the cones and the guy ran out and started screaming at me. Sometimes one finger is worth a thousand words.

  8. #1633
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    This video found on CNN is amusing:

    Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks


    It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.
    “The best argument in favour of a 90% tax rate on the rich is a five-minute chat with the average rich person.”

    - Winston Churchill, paraphrased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    This video found on CNN is amusing:

    Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks


    It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.
    That was great! The video had me at “Bye, daddy. Bye,”

  10. #1635
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobody Famous View Post
    This video found on CNN is amusing:

    Dad mics up his skiing toddler, captures her adorable pep talks


    It's sort of like a toddler's version of those s**t skiers say videos.
    Faceplant.

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    Miami Heat unis
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    Looks metro?

    Check.

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    Things That Amuse You

    Claims that they only have “30-40” days use
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    “I have a responsibility to not be intimidated and bullied by low life losers who abuse what little power is granted to them as ski patrollers.”

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    Fireplace guy on neighbor's very steep roof, on a ladder leaning heavily against a 90 year old brick chimney. What could possibly go wrong. (Spoiler alert--the chimney held).

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Claims that they only have “30-40” days use
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    30-40 days of urban sessioning?

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    Those might only have one day's use.

    https://www.powder.com/stories/this-...-in-ski-boots/
    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    "Freezer tetris" - fucking GOLD, Jerry. GOLD.

    I will forever call it this, and I know exactly what you're talking about...
    Haha, and now for the last week I have been playing freezer Jenga. Try to pull item A out without everything around it crashing down to the floor. Making good progress though...

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    Haha, and now for the last week I have been playing freezer Jenga. Try to pull item A out without everything around it crashing down to the floor. Making good progress though...
    Doesn't everyone know those terms? I've been playing tetris and jenga in my freezers for years.

  19. #1644
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    More like Rubik's cube.

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    You may have to be of a certain age to be amused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    You may have to be of a certain age to be amused.
    Guess I'm of a certain age. Would have been even better if it was the other Dick Dale.

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    the coughing intro......

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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    Claims that they only have “30-40” days use
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    Maybe he skis at Mission and hikes a lot?


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    My 16yo. The DMV sent the plates for the car he is the most frequent driver of. The plated begins with 'KAK'. He thinks that is hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by powder11 View Post
    if you have to resort to taking advice from the nitwits on this forum, then you're doomed.

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