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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    It was a warm spring day at Bristol Mountain. The boys - White shirt and black pants with suspenders. Girls in floral granny dresses. On a ski date. Amusing as in watching kittens play kind of way.

    I get the same amusement seeing young people in jeans trying the sport. Maybe because I see me at the beginning when I skied in "modern" leather boots (the new ones with metal buckles!!) and stuffing brochures down my frozen jeans to get in one more run. . New skiers trying out the sport. And I think back the the time a bigger guy in ski pants on the town ski trip bus dissed me in my jeans and nylon jacket. I punched him in the face a few times when he grabbed me by the collar. I'm lifetime 1-0-0 in fist fights. Warm memories of back in the day.
    I'm 0-0-2 in fist fights--both hockey fights between 2 guys who couldn't skate well enough to actually land a punch. (Fights with my little brother don't count because he never hit back. Something wrong with him for sure.)

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    Japan asks China to stop using anal swabs to test Japanese citizens for coronavirus”


    https://www.washingtonpost.com/natio...XHHOZRHQKC4QQY


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mau View Post
    HFS. THAT'S a clown car!

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    head count = 35 smalls and 2 large....

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    Things That Amuse You

    My son couldn’t understand how it might snow when it’s above freezing outside, so I went outside, made a snowball, and threw it at him on the couch. #science

    He thought he was going to get me back and got his own snowball, and I took it away from him and shoved it down his shirt. I explained to him that’s why you don’t carry a handgun for “self defense.” It’s as likely to be used against you as do you any good. #lifelessons

    In a few years, he’s going to be bigger and stronger than me. Not sure what the hashtag is supposed to be there, but we had fun. I let him get me back enough so he could save face. There are cold puddles everywhere, and the whole thing amused me. My girlfriend was not quite as amused, but she’s a good sport.
    focus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    My son couldn’t understand how it might snow when it’s above freezing outside, so I went outside, made a snowball, and threw it at him on the couch. #science

    He thought he was going to get me back and got his own snowball, and I took it away from him and shoved it down his shirt. I explained to him that’s why you don’t carry a handgun for “self defense.” It’s as likely to be used against you as do you any good. #lifelessons

    In a few years, he’s going to be bigger and stronger than me. Not sure what the hashtag is supposed to be there, but we had fun. And the whole thing amused me.
    We need a good parenting thread here.

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    I just had to share. No idea how this got in my feed but.
    Own your fail. ~Jer~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mau View Post
    Why would you need an education to live in a place like that?

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    so that you don't have to keep living in a pace like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mau View Post
    Aaahhahaaaha! Fucking crying over here...

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    omg. somebody count them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    omg. somebody count them.
    I did, it was 37 or 38, IIRC.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "I'd eat a bag of Dicks and wash it down with a Coke any day." - iceman

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    The driver looks exhausted.

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    An ad for a cleansing product for "a woman's intimate area" . . . during the first intermission of Penguins/Rangers.

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    Well, that's because all hockey players are p.........

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    Running my go pro on bike rides. How does my nose know to start running at the exact moment I hit the record button? All the way down...sniff...sniff...sniff. Nose never runs on the climbs. I've tried not sniffing but then end up with a mess of snot dripping down my face, also amusing as I inevitably come across another rider looking my best.

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    This CAN'T be real....but I laughed anyway.

    https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/wom...309800448.html
    Daniel Ortega eats here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    Why would you need an education to live in a place like that?
    So you know how many people you can pack into a small SUV. duh...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viva View Post
    This CAN'T be real....but I laughed anyway.

    https://www.folkspaper.com/topic/wom...309800448.html
    Hope it's real (you'e right - hilarious, regardless); I'd pay $100 to be sitting in the room when their first hearing commences and the entire room covers their mouths to keep from smirking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Well, that's because all hockey players are p.........
    Yeah. A few years ago Datsuk got his teeth knocked out and they ACTUALLY STOPPED THE GAME TO LOOK FOR THEM. Gordie would have just kept playing.

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    slightly PA, but also amusing that this sort of backward shameless mindset exists...

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...on/4621916001/

    A Baptist pastor is on leave after receiving broad criticism for sexist and racist comments he made about women, and former first lady Melania Trump, during a sermon to his congregation."I’m not saying every woman can be the epic trophy wife of all time like Melania Trump," Stewart-Allen Clark told his church in February as an image of her appeared on a large screen behind him. "Most women can’t be trophy wives, but you know ... maybe you’re a participation trophy," Clark said during the 22-minute sermon at First General Baptist Church in Malden, Missouri.
    "Men have a need for their women to look like women. Sweatpants don’t cut it all the time. Wearing flip flops and pajamas to Walmart – that ain’t going to work. Ain’t nothing attractive about that. It’ ain’t," Clark said in his sermon. "And men want their wives to look good at home and in public, can I get an Amen!"
    At another point, Clark pondered, "Why is it so many times that women, after they get married, let themselves go?"

    Clark's sermon, which was roundly condemned as derogatory and beyond-the-pale for a religious sermon. At least one of the pastor's comments was also condemned as racist.
    "If beautiful women from the south are called ‘southern belles,’ does that mean beautiful women from Mexico are called ‘Taco Belles?'" Clark asked at one point in his address. "
    this is CHURCH ^^^ these days?!?
    the place where you learn to love your neighbor, help the unfortunate, etc...

    ...makes you wonder what other sort of backward things he proposed in his sermons?

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    This may be the most Eastern Washington thing I’ve ever read:

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    Well maybe I'm the faggot America
    I'm not a part of a redneck agenda

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    Quote Originally Posted by plugboots View Post
    This may be the most Eastern Washington thing I’ve ever read:

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    Charged w robbery?? Like, he was trying to steal their roadkill from them? Definitely a local!

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    Quote Originally Posted by dannynoonan View Post
    Charged w robbery?? Like, he was trying to steal their roadkill from them? Definitely a local!
    He stole one of the victims's camera.

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