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  1. #101
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    No dog in this fight, but I went to a Harry Potter festival with the kids a couple months ago and the quantity of attractive costumed women was staggering. I don’t know what the spell for cleavage is, but somebody was performing it brilliantly and prodigiously. Sexy nerdy chicks can be a lot of fun.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

  2. #102
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    Did you show any of them your wand?

  3. #103
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    Standing on the edge of a green run yesterday I noticed a 9 year old sliding by on a rental snowboard. Only his front foot was attached and he was sitting on the tail of the board while dragging his hand in the snow. As he passed I heard him scream, "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

  4. #104
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    My two favorite lesbians went on a date this morning that supposedly went great.

    I cannot wait for the double dates.

  5. #105
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    Was there a strap on Uhaul involved?

  6. #106
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    Quote Originally Posted by ghosthop View Post
    I cannot wait for the double dates.
    Perhaps with this guy and his date...

    https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ga...id=mailsignout

  7. #107
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    People asking whether they should bring their "skinny" 98's to Utah instead of their "fat" 114s.


  8. #108
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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    From this morning....

    Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???




    I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!

    So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?
    when the folks riding these things would give the motorcycle salute...

  9. #109
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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  10. #110
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    Seeing a young man skiing in jeans.
    A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.

  11. #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    Seeing a young man skiing in jeans.
    I saw a middle-aged guy skiing in jeans at Smuggs last Saturday. I didn't have a chance to ask him if his name was iceman.

  12. #112
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    Weighing myself before and after taking a shit

  13. #113
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    Wanna lose 5lbs, take a shit!

  14. #114
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcski View Post
    Wanna lose 5lbs, take a shit!
    It's on!

  15. #115
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    Saw a Prius this morning with a Tepui tent installed up top.

  16. #116
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    Tailgating BMW driver felt compelled to brake check me when got as half as close to him as he was to the car he was tailgating.

    I laughed.

  17. #117
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    Kindness is a bridge between all people

    Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Dances With Customer Who Has Autism

  18. #118
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    In an ad:
    Don’t give up until.

  19. #119
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    looks very painful

  20. #120
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    NHL Finals start at 8 EST
    NBA Finals start at 9 EST

    I wonder why NBA chooses to start so late?....

  21. #121
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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    In an ad:
    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    looks very painful
    but what a quad stretch
    skid luxury

  22. #122
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    looks more painful than the old mad river rocket.... at least that thing kept you from getting a fuckin' branch to the crotch.



  23. #123
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I saw a middle-aged guy skiing in jeans at Smuggs last Saturday. I didn't have a chance to ask him if his name was iceman.
    I challenge you to find more comfortable Spring skiing pants.

    Bring Back Gaiters!

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  24. #124
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    my dad still loves skiing in jeans
    and he also usually wears a turtleneck and nicely pressed collared shirt over that (both cotton)
    He also hates wearing a hat. Only if it's brutally cold and even then it's often a headband
    He rules
    skid luxury

  25. #125
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    I don't ski in jeans.

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