Things That Amuse You

**JongDoe** · 05-09-2018, 07:22 PM

Originally Posted by FLS

Not if you are a Mets fan.

Uggh, gotta laugh or you'll cry. I knew they weren't what they looked like after the first couple of weeks, but geez do they suck now. No fun to watch. I watch Jeopardy at 7 instead of hurrying to see the beginning of the games. Then again, us Mets fans are used to crappy play. It would be so much more enjoyable to just switch to the team across town, but i just can't do it

When I meet a Sox fan i tell them I hate the Stanks more than they do. They will win a ton of games this year (~ 105-110)

Batting out of order?? WTF, is this Little League? How in the fuck does that happen?

And I agree with Danno on all points.

KQ · 12-12-2018, 02:58 PM

**evdog** · 12-12-2018, 04:37 PM

From this morning....

Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???

I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!

So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?

**old goat** · 12-12-2018, 05:11 PM

KQ · 12-12-2018, 07:30 PM

**iceman** · 12-12-2018, 07:49 PM

Originally Posted by KQ

I bet they do.

SB · 12-13-2018, 09:04 AM

This thread amuses.

**riser4** · 12-15-2018, 03:10 PM

https://www.crucial.com/usa/en/ssd-install?a=2#panel2d

The tail end of the video. I have been following the antics of our own Bobby Baker too much. Or click on the circle with a "6" in it to get to the relevant slide in the presentation. What's floating in tech support dude's coffee?? He must be having a really good day with his buddy Erl.

**reckless toboggan** · 12-15-2018, 08:59 PM

Some creams and lotions are noncomedogenic...and there's nothing funny about it.

**evdog** · 12-20-2018, 02:40 PM

Aquarium triggers using TGRs new favorite word

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...cid=spartandhp

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-20-2018, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

Aquarium triggers using TGRs new favorite word

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/...cid=spartandhp

That is amusing.

**mtngirl79** · 12-23-2018, 07:58 PM

When people who honk at me while I'm stopped at a bus stop.

Until you honked, I wanted to get moving again, asap. Now, I have a few things to check on before I move again.

**riser4** · 12-23-2018, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by mtngirl79

When people who honk at me while I'm stopped at a bus stop.

Until you honked, I wanted to get moving again, asap. Now, I have a few things to check on before I move again.

Hell ya. And I don't drive a bus. However, I do appreciate all of the people who do.

**frorider** · 12-23-2018, 10:59 PM

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**MakersTeleMark** · 12-23-2018, 11:04 PM

Originally Posted by frorider

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Quote preservation service is still on duty, even with the government shutdown.

**bagtagley** · 12-24-2018, 07:25 AM

No dog in this fight, but I went to a Harry Potter festival with the kids a couple months ago and the quantity of attractive costumed women was staggering. I don’t know what the spell for cleavage is, but somebody was performing it brilliantly and prodigiously. Sexy nerdy chicks can be a lot of fun.

**frorider** · 12-24-2018, 08:39 AM

Did you show any of them your wand?

**Grizz** · 12-25-2018, 05:57 PM

Standing on the edge of a green run yesterday I noticed a 9 year old sliding by on a rental snowboard. Only his front foot was attached and he was sitting on the tail of the board while dragging his hand in the snow. As he passed I heard him scream, "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAYDAY!"

**ghosthop** · 01-22-2019, 11:14 AM

My two favorite lesbians went on a date this morning that supposedly went great.

I cannot wait for the double dates.

SB · 01-22-2019, 11:49 AM

Was there a strap on Uhaul involved?

**evdog** · 01-22-2019, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by ghosthop

I cannot wait for the double dates.

Perhaps with this guy and his date...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/ga...id=mailsignout

**skaredshtles** · 01-22-2019, 05:15 PM

People asking whether they should bring their "skinny" 98's to Utah instead of their "fat" 114s.

**train07** · 01-22-2019, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by evdog

From this morning....

Lane splitting on your, ummm......what the fuck are these things called, anyways???

I had recently been thinking how stupid these things are. Well, I always think that. But you would lose one of the best advantages of riding a real moto since these things are too wide to lane split. How wrong I was! But... Each time she'd try to overtake someone she'd have to hang back and wait til the drivers in each lane realized she was there and moved over 3-4 feet. But it worked!

So maybe I should try lane splitting in my Tacoma. Or would I need to buy a beemer to be that much of an asshole?

when the folks riding these things would give the motorcycle salute...