Things That Amuse You

[toast2266]

My car reads text messages to me. The text it read to me this afternoon was "I don't know, shrugging man with medium light skin tone."

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[KQ]

How do you miss seeing the giant farm implement?

[Danno]

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Did that card come from Kentucky? Are brother and boyfriend the same person?

[MagnificentUnicorn]

How do you miss seeing the giant farm implement?

Really? The reason is in your hand.


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[Danno]

Really? The reason is in your hand.


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the husband of a friend of mine got into a bad accident last month. he insists it was the other driver's fault even though he rear-ended them. I'm not sure why he thinks that, because all he told my friend was he "looked down for a second and all of a sudden, boom!" he insists that he wasn't looking at his phone but we all know he's lying.

[ötzi]

A harrowing experience I'm sure..

Interesting the way the windshield breaks into strips.

[~mikey b]

holy crap

[BCMtnHound]

A harrowing experience I'm sure..

Interesting the way the windshield breaks into strips.

Almost as if the PTO was engaged while the tractor went down the highway. Not to excuse the driver of the car, but engaging the equipment on public road is a big no-no here.

[Vt-Freeheel]

No ^^^

Windshield has a sandwich construction with a vinyl inner layer. Hitting those discs at speed would result in the sliced strips.

[ötzi]

A harrowing experience I'm sure..

work with me here

[Danno]

I got it

[KQ]

the husband of a friend of mine got into a bad accident last month. he insists it was the other driver's fault even though he rear-ended them. I'm not sure why he thinks that, because all he told my friend was he "looked down for a second and all of a sudden, boom!" he insists that he wasn't looking at his phone but we all know he's lying.

Friend's husband was killed by a texting driver. That did not amuse me.

[garyfromterrace]

A harrowing experience I'm sure.

Not to cultivate any animosity, but I disagree. Investigate, you may disc(over) I'm correct.

[BCMtnHound]

Not to cultivate any animosity, but I disagree. Investigate, you may disc(over) I'm correct.

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[riser4]

Friend's husband was killed by a texting driver. That did not amuse me.

My eldest kid's best friend had her mom killed by an intoxicated texting driver. 8th grade. The kids were at my house for my kid's birthday party. The opposite of amused.

[pfluffenmeister]

Since there's no big pool of blood I'm going to think they made it out okay?
Which looks impossible.

Put down the fucking phone.

[old goat]

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I got it the second time. I'm a city kid.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

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I got it, your efforts are not lost on me


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[Danno]

[riser4]

This could go in a bunch of threads. Annoying, amuse, hip…
Came home from hip surgery, hung out, watched basketball, ate dinner. Just before bed, taking off my clothes:

They forget to take out the IV needle.

Speaking about things the hospital forgot... Imagine my surprise when I rolled up my sleeve this evening.

[ötzi]

Definitely the funniest scene in television history. imvho

Let's not forget that the turkey drop came right after Herb got caught electrocuting the ducks in the "WKRP's Dancing Ducks" christmas store window display to make them dance.

[old goat]

Speaking about things the hospital forgot... Imagine my surprise when I rolled up my sleeve this evening.

People used to come into my clinic a week or two after getting out of the hospital with those things still on.

[riser4]

People used to come into my clinic a week or two after getting out of the hospital with those things still on.

That's weird. Even though I couldn't feel that it was there, once I noticed it I promptly removed it.

[old goat]

That's weird. Even though I couldn't feel that it was there, once I noticed it I promptly removed it.

I never asked but I assumed people thought if the hospital left it on there must be a reason.

[plugboots]

Yeah, the reason is our current healthcare system sucks, and people are stressed, and there’s tons o’ shit to do and etc., etc. etc.