Things That Amuse You

[riser4]

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/11/16/us/...eth/index.html

[JongDoe]

^^^ They closed the school for 3 weeks to get rid of the smell. Heisenberg cleaned up his cook sites in ~ 5 hours. WTF?

[Mustonen]

I’ve been working on a beard for the last 6 weeks or so. It grows fast and was getting a little unruly. I just shaved down to a nice exaggerated handlebar ‘stache.

I have a hard time talking to anybody in any kind of serious way. Invariably, they’ll look at my mustache and I’ll start giggling.

[JimmyCarter]

It's finally here!!!

[iceman]

bread squirrels.

[riser4]

Breaded squirrels. Deep fried.

[riser4]

https://wbig.iheart.com/featured/bod...ig-dump-video/

[JongDoe]

Oopsie is right.

[riser4]

She's a keeper.

[evdog]

Carless apartments... in Phoenix. I know Tempe has a more dense central urban area but AZ still seems like one of the worst places to pioneer this. Super spread out and not much public transit outside that core. "Millenials will pay more to live here so they can reduce their transportation costs by not owning a car." Umm... you can choose to not own a car anywhere.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/real...cid=spartandhp

[skaredshtles]

Carless apartments... in Phoenix. I know Tempe has a more dense central urban area but AZ still seems like one of the worst places to pioneer this. Super spread out and not much public transit outside that core. "Millenials will pay more to live here so they can reduce their transportation costs by not owning a car." Umm... you can choose to not own a car anywhere.

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/real...cid=spartandhp

Phoenix is one of the few places currently running fully autonomous taxi services (Waymo) - so maybe they're banking on that providing the "public transit"?

[char_]

Someone in my office periodically color prints photos they took out on the job site. These are decent photos that are stored on a easily accessible server full of other photos so that they can be viewed on the nice high resolution monitors we all have. Our color printer is your run of the mill office MFD so the image quality is probably half what the digital is.

[2bjenny]

Considering much of the discussion in various threads, just thought I’d put this here.

[::: :::]

tighten up that chain a bit there, big shoots

[Ted Striker]

Every time I see the hot/crazy matrix vid posted I wonder why the fat lawyer is carrying. Is it because the only way he can get a hot woman to talk to him is at gunpoint?

[iceman]

That dude should be explaining the fat/stupid matrix instead.

[riser4]

Every time I see the hot/crazy matrix vid posted I wonder why the fat lawyer is carrying. Is it because the only way he can get a hot woman to talk to him is at gunpoint?

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

[~mikey b]

some asshole keeps farting in my pants

right behind my back

[KQ]

tighten up that chain a bit there, big shoots

I don't know what it is but there is something I love about that ad.

[KQ]

https://wbig.iheart.com/featured/bod...ig-dump-video/

Couples Who Talk About THIS Together Are The Happiest, Says Study

[old goat]

Heard on NPR--8/10 vapers in battleground states will vote based on candidate's position on vaping products. This country deserves what government it gets (except for me and people who think like me).

[muted]

Vapers are the silent majority, pay attention.

And I’m amused autocorrect changes Vapers to Capers in above sentence.

[~mikey b]

fkn assholes

[riser4]

Couples Who Talk About THIS Together Are The Happiest, Says Study

We got that covered.

[JongDoe]

We got that covered.

We don't get into details, TMI IMO, but we have adopted the "Is it safe?" line from the movie The Marathon Man. Great flick BTW.