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  1. #2901
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Even more amusing is the sheer VOLUME of seeds. Open up a poppy some time... fuckin' THOUSANDS of seeds. In a single plant.
    Yeah, man! I planted a SINGLE oriental poppy seed in my garden last year. Just one! That thing has grown this spring to this massive mass of leaves, and I'm excited to see what, if any, flowers pop out of it this summer. Gonna plant some more around it.

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    Sex among the plant kingdom is pretty crazy. On the seed front, in ecologies that have rare or infrequent stand initiating events, the ability of pioneer and colonizer species to seedbank in the duff for hundreds of years or more is damn impressive.

    But what doesnít amuse me right now is the coniferís archaic means of male gametophyte dispersal (I.e. pollen) and its affect on my poor sinuses belongs in that other thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    Sex among the plant kingdom is pretty crazy. On the seed front, in ecologies that have rare or infrequent stand initiating events, the ability of pioneer and colonizer species to seedbank in the duff for hundreds of years or more is damn impressive.

    But what doesn’t amuse me right now is the conifer’s archaic means of male gametophyte dispersal (I.e. pollen) and its affect on my poor sinuses belongs in that other thread.
    Those conifers, all high and mighty while jizzing in your nose...
    Poppies are wild for sure. I had a whole bunch of seed to plant which disappeared somewhere. Great looking plants.
    "Your wife being mad is temporary, but pow turns do not get unmade" - mallwalker the wise

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Strangely awkward.

    But now that I think of it. Dilbert is all white. Always.

    White cubicle slaves.

    But that is so cringe. Wtf was he thinking.
    Well, there was Asok, the Indian intern, so not entirely all white.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    Sex among the plant kingdom is pretty crazy. is damn impressive.

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    I've seen some kinky shit on youporn, but this is a new one on me. Whatever floats your boat i guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    I've seen some kinky shit on youporn, but this is a new one on me. Whatever floats your boat i guess.
    Hermaphrodite, Monoecious, Androecious, Gynoecious, Andromonoecious, Gynomonoecious, Trimonoecious/polygamous. Using wind, water, insect and animal pollinators. Thereís something for everyoneís kink.

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    This is a good one. QAnon personality tells followers they no longer need to pay utility bills, property taxes or credit card bills. They follow....with predictable results.

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3na...ctricty-canada

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    Quote Originally Posted by evdog View Post
    This is a good one. QAnon personality tells followers they no longer need to pay utility bills, property taxes or credit card bills. They follow....with predictable results.

    https://www.vice.com/en/article/z3na...ctricty-canada
    "has them convinced she’s running Canada behind the scenes"



    Sounds like with all those decrees of free stuff she's trying to create some sort of Socialist Utopia.


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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    "has them convinced she’s running Canada behind the scenes"



    Sounds like with all those decrees of free stuff she's trying to create some sort of Socialist Utopia.

    I smell a Netflix series coming.

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    "Zee damn fat skis are ruining zee piste !" -Oscar Schevlin

    "Hike up your skirt and grow a dick you fucking crybaby" -what Bunion said to Harry at the top of The Headwaters

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post



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    guys got the answer to global warming

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    No. High fat diet.

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    Google searching a trail up in Norcal I came across a link for fatpacking the Lost Coast. Assuming this referred to fatbiking/bikepacking (=fatpacking) I wanted to see what could be ridden since much of the Lost Coast is now Wilderness.

    Turns out it was literally what it says: https://www.fatpacking.com/FAQ.aspx#

    WHAT IS FATPACKING? Fatpacking is fat loss through backpacking. Come join us on a one or two-week backpacking adventure vacation. You burn off excess weight by carrying around all your food and equipment. Plus, there are no stores, you can only eat what you carry.
    Who knew weight loss could come from being physically active?

    Also, looks like I'm not the only MTBer who has clicked on that link LOL -
    IS IT FATPACKING OR FITPACKING? It's whatever you want it to be. Not everyone likes to tell their friends they're going Fatpacking. Yet people consistently click on Fatpacking twice as often as they click on Fitpacking. So although we may someday differentiate the two for differently targeted trips, they are currently one and the same.

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    Seems like Fat Packing should refer to increasing one's fat storage, no???

    Or .... is it some weird code for fudge packing?!??!!?

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    Fatpacking?

    PM Booner.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Did a solo backpack trip in the Winds once and wound up weighing 155. I'm 6 ft tall. I wasn't trying to lose weight.

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    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.

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    That in this age of the internet, there are people who think "moran" is unintentionally misspelled.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    That in this age of the internet, there are people who think "moran" is unintentionally misspelled.
    What a bunch of maroons.

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