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    Why all the UFO Reports Lately?


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    The age of Aquarius
    They're all coming to earth to party likes it 1999

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    I think it's an alien plot to get us to watch a bunch of ads.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    They're all coming to earth to party likes it 1999
    everybody Wang Chung tonight

    I saw an accipiter in flight today. I narrowed it down to either male Cooper's Hawk or female Sharp-shinned Hawk, but I could not make a positive ID. It was thus an unidentified flying object

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    Quote Originally Posted by GeezerSteve View Post
    everybody Wang Chung tonight

    I saw an accipiter in flight today. I narrowed it down to either male Cooper's Hawk or female Sharp-shinned Hawk, but I could not make a positive ID. It was thus an unidentified flying object
    "Why do birds suddenly appear......."

    Which I may add were never identified

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    Why all the ufo reports?

    DUH....Itís all the UFOs



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    They're sasquaches and yetis getting in their ships and leaving the planet before we totally destroy it..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mall walker View Post
    lol this was such a great movie
    Nothin like Western music to make my head want to explode.
    Quote Originally Posted by leroy jenkins View Post
    I think you'd have an easier time understanding people if you remembered that 80% of them are fucking morons.
    That is why I like dogs, more than most people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Nothin like Western music to make my head want to explode.
    Oh, but we've got both kinds...

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    I blame it all on a steady diet of fast food and Facebook.

    The world is perfect. Appreciate the details.

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    I've been in elevators and experienced many a UFO
    Unidentified
    Farting
    Offender

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post
    I've been in elevators and experienced many a UFO
    Unidentified
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    Better to be the UFO than the UFOee.

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Better to be the UFO than the UFOee.
    How true after eating taco hell

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    I think most of these are either top secret aerospace projects or rare atmospheric phenomena
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    Part of Tom DeLonges and Harry Reids dreary scamfest, nothing to see here...

    https://www.vox.com/2017/12/16/16785...ense-blink-182

    Metabunk has some reading regarding the F/A 18 sightings and whatnot, Mick West and the crew dissecting the phenomena.

    TLDR = DeLonge and crew have a ufo startup "studying" alternative propulsion methods and crap.

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    I think most of these are either top secret aerospace projects or rare atmospheric phenomena
    I would like to believe they're from another planets with serious traffic congestion so they come here to zip around unimpeded. Zoom Zoom

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    Most astronomers seem to believe that the odds of intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is extremely high. Whether or not aliens have visited here is another matter. Just guessing that they might have in the past before our planet showed signs of planetary level exploration. Pretty sure most intelligent life would see all the satellites orbiting and decide to just pass on by unless there was something here they wanted badly. Before we had the level of space presence they probably could have dropped in here and there relatively undetected/ stealth.

    Until we find evidence elsewhere it's all just speculation though..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    The Martians are pissed at all the chitchat from Musk and nosing around to confirm their fake news suspicions
    "knowledgeable in escapades of the flesh"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    I think most of these are either top secret aerospace projects or rare atmospheric phenomena
    "most" huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    "most" huh?
    I'm sure that there are other things too

    I don't think that they are space aliens though
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    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    sure.
    Do you think they are space aliens?
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    I was just messing with you, sorry. But no I don't.

    They're probably humans from the future.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post

    They're probably humans from the future.
    That makes sense if their coming back to open bank accounts and collect 1000 years of compound interest.

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