Why all the UFO Reports Lately?

[allmountainsnowskating]

this is awesome. How do you find out about those events?

in the mid 90-s in Bozeman we saw a flyer about a speaker who was a chronic masterbater / porn addict but then found Jesus and was able to stop. We went to his talk and heckled the shit out of him and it was really awkward for everyone, a bit too awkward for me honestly. I wouldn’t heckle the alien guys but I want to hear what they say and meet them for the entertainment

Idk I just kinda happen to be around when they go down. Facebook events isn't too bad.

July 8th is the MUFON Symposium in Denver. That one would be a pretty good one.

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[Brownski]

this is awesome. How do you find out about those events?

in the mid 90-s in Bozeman we saw a flyer about a speaker who was a chronic masterbater / porn addict but then found Jesus and was able to stop. We went to his talk and heckled the shit out of him and it was really awkward for everyone, a bit too awkward for me honestly. I wouldn’t heckle the alien guys but I want to hear what they say and meet them for the entertainment

How exactly do you heckle a masturbator?

We need more info

What was your best heckle?

Holy crap. Yes. I’m imagining some iteration of “batter batter batter!”
Christ, this deserves its own TR.

[BobMc]

Hmm…

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

[jono]

Quality bump. I for one still await the upcoming larilinesign TR.

In the meantime, here's a take from a brutal realist about the likelihood of most UFO's being electronic warfare/spying (seems more relevant today):

"...not only could these things, or other platforms nearby, passively suck up electronic intelligence that presents itself in their vicinity, but the genius of their employment is that they themselves are the targets, and they are not necessarily friend or foe. This makes them flying intelligence 'honey traps' in their own regard. They get aircraft and ships to lock them up directly, likely running through multiple radar modes in the process as they get fully interrogated by various platforms, even at close range. This provides otherwise unthinkable opportunities to record all those signatures and tactics, even ones that may not be used otherwise if there was a known intelligence-gathering threat present."

Warning, long. Includes many documented references to the US successfully using balloons and such both for spying and for spoofing:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zon...ke-theyre-ufos

[allmountainsnowskating]

Quality bump. I for one still await the upcoming larilinesign TR.

In the meantime, here's a take from a brutal realist about the likelihood of most UFO's being electronic warfare/spying (seems more relevant today):

"...not only could these things, or other platforms nearby, passively suck up electronic intelligence that presents itself in their vicinity, but the genius of their employment is that they themselves are the targets, and they are not necessarily friend or foe. This makes them flying intelligence 'honey traps' in their own regard. They get aircraft and ships to lock them up directly, likely running through multiple radar modes in the process as they get fully interrogated by various platforms, even at close range. This provides otherwise unthinkable opportunities to record all those signatures and tactics, even ones that may not be used otherwise if there was a known intelligence-gathering threat present."

Warning, long. Includes many documented references to the US successfully using balloons and such both for spying and for spoofing:

https://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zon...ke-theyre-ufos

Lol I typed it out but got paranoid and deleted it. But fuck it, I'll tell you.

I was a freshman at an elite engineering school, and I had a huge girl crush on this hippy chick that was president of the New Age club. I started going to parties with her and volunteering at stuff with her.

A couple years pass, and next thing I know, I was reallllly caught up... Somewhere in between "S----t-l-gy is the bitcoin piggy bank for smaller alien cults, and they bankroll the music festival media that my friends are all into" and "quitting school to learn software engineering on a polygamist farm co-op to make learning modules that pay the members a cryptocurrency universal basic income".

It was all too much, so I suddenly disappeared and hid out in the deep Chinese countryside for a year, where hippy cult Facebook can not exist.

I had to get back stateside eventually, and when it comes to cult weirdos, the only conviction stronger than their religious beliefs is their political elitism. So, when I returned, I became a construction dude and surrounded myself with Republicans. They never bothered me again.

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[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

cool story bro

[allmountainsnowskating]

Tbh, it had a pretty huge effect on my life and the way I perceive the world around me.

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[allmountainsnowskating]

Can't kick the craving for chaos and bullshit conspiracy theories

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[muted reborn]

cool story bro

it is a cool story, you are being a dick.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

It's not a cool story and you're being a dick.

See? I can do it too.

[muted reborn]

Good one. If you don't like it, be quiet. Over the years all the interesting people have been chased away here, thanks to old dicks like you.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

I'm not that old.

[muted reborn]

My inside joke is that i am old myself but call everyone old here because, I dunno exactly why, but we are all old.

[jono]

Can't kick the craving for chaos and bullshit conspiracy theories

I'm gonna make the blatantly self-serving recommendation to repurpose the memories for maximum humor. I'm sure it doesn't always work out, but I've found it surprisingly cathartic, and even the old dicks around here are absolutely pining for details. Preferably the funny ones. Feel free to embellish. Or not.

Also recommended are the Trip Report thread and Tonghands' HOF contributions to put you in the right frame of mind.

Psychedelics see much use among the UFO cultured?

[allmountainsnowskating]

I'm gonna make the blatantly self-serving recommendation to repurpose the memories for maximum humor. I'm sure it doesn't always work out, but I've found it surprisingly cathartic, and even the old dicks around here are absolutely pining for details. Preferably the funny ones. Feel free to embellish. Or not.

Also recommended are the Trip Report thread and Tonghands' HOF contributions to put you in the right frame of mind.

Psychedelics see much use among the UFO cultured?

Lol, I ain't worried about it. Thanks tho!

But yes, in my opinion, the reason there are more UFO sightings is because the S---t-l-g-sts have captured the counterculture and rebranded alien contact as something sexy and cool and special.

Alien conspiracy weirdos used to look like this:


But now they look this like:

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[CarlMega]

You got my attention. So, just to be sure I understand the terms: what exactly do I have to give up to be a part of this UFO cult? Might be worth it.

[allmountainsnowskating]

Same shit, different era

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[allmountainsnowskating]

You got my attention. So, just to be sure I understand the terms: what exactly do I have to give up to be a part of this UFO cult? Might be worth it.

It's so mainstream now, you don't even have to join a cult anymore.

Just Google your local ecstatic dance meetup or psychic fair and tell the people there that you had a shamanic vision of an alien abduction. There is something special about your soul, so the aliens want to save you from global warming.

They'll be all over you and wanting to have their own close encounter because "their souls are special too"

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[allmountainsnowskating]

Mix a little drugs in there like gas on a fire

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[CarlMega]

Just Google your local ecstatic dance meetup or psychic fair and tell the people there that you had a shamanic vision of an alien abduction.

Appreciate the sage advice. Never heard of ecstatic dance meetups - so I googled. Sure as shit, in more hip populated areas they're as thick as flies. However, in the result list for my town:

Hawaiian Hula Dance (online)... 2 attendees
Conscious Aging.. 12 attendees

I'm not sure it's going to work out like I pictured.

Edit: I stand corrected. There is a local meet-up. At the American Legion Hall. Interestingly, they call out that it needs to be consensual dancing. Huh.

[allmountainsnowskating]

Appreciate the sage advice. Never heard of ecstatic dance meetups - so I googled. Sure as shit, in more hip populated areas they're as thick as flies. However, in the result list for my town:

Hawaiian Hula Dance (online)... 2 attendees
Conscious Aging.. 12 attendees

I'm not sure it's going to work out like I pictured.

Edit: I stand corrected. There is a local meet-up. At the American Legion Hall. Interestingly, they call out that it needs to be consensual dancing. Huh.

Dance straight up to the hottest one and start talking about how aliens are actually angels

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[Dantheman]

Roswell was an elaborate Soviet psy op.

https://open.spotify.com/episode/6gg...Rle56OikRN_Uzg

[ötzi]

^^ Episode 420?