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03-29-2018, 11:55 AM #1
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Great Headlines
Seems like there ought to be a thread just for headlines:
"The FBI Wants To Hire Hackers, But They All Smoke Weed"Best regards, Terry
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03-29-2018, 12:06 PM #2
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The world is going to end at 10:45 pm
Details at 11:00 Eyetwitness New
Wait you're be serious...nevermind
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03-29-2018, 12:18 PM #3
now Flyoverland Escapee!!
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"Sex Probe Widens"
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03-29-2018, 12:24 PM #4
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"There's a Sale at Penny's"!
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03-29-2018, 12:29 PM #5
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A few jewels found here:
Best regards, Terry
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03-29-2018, 12:29 PM #6
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Dewey Defeats Truman
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03-29-2018, 04:00 PM #7
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"It's likely that Oppenneer died of some kind of head trauma, but that couldn't be determined without his head being found, police said."
Ok...sorry to bend the rules...it's not the HEADline but part of a Craigslist gone wrong story from 2014 (see what I did there)
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03-30-2018, 05:33 AM #8
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03-30-2018, 07:16 AM #9
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03-30-2018, 08:04 AM #10
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In Portland w picture of hummer
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03-30-2018, 08:12 AM #11
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Originally Posted by Benny Profane
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03-30-2018, 08:25 AM #12
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Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel
Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.
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03-30-2018, 10:45 AM #13
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Digital Death got busted recently:
Man Broke Into Minnesota Home, Cooked Himself Some Chicken Nuggets, Cops Say
http://thesmokinggun.com/buster/chic...burglar-279503
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03-30-2018, 12:42 PM #14
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In the early 80's there was a political race between Norm Dicks and Jim Beaver in Washington state. They held a debate during the campaign and the next morning the Seattle paper ran this headline:
"Chips Fly as Beaver and Dicks Meet".
40 years later it still makes me laugh. Easily amused I am.Last edited by oftpiste; 03-31-2018 at 01:48 AM.
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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03-30-2018, 10:33 PM #15
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04-23-2018, 03:49 AM #16
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Upstate NY woman's joyful reunion with birth parents ends with incest, 4 dead
http://www.syracuse.com/state/index...._3_deaths.html
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04-23-2018, 11:13 AM #17
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Scientists Have Finally Found Proof That Uranus Smells Terrible
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04-23-2018, 11:19 AM #18
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Its a gas giant....logical Originally Posted by Timberridge
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04-23-2018, 12:55 PM #19
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Actually, it is a Ice Giant... Originally Posted by Kenny Satch
The floggings will continue until morale improves.
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04-23-2018, 03:05 PM #20
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I thought it was a black hole.
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04-23-2018, 08:31 PM #21
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"Boy, 12, steals credit card and goes on Bali holiday after fight with mother"
https://www.theguardian.com/australi...ht-with-mother
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04-24-2018, 11:09 AM #22
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^^ Thats fucked up ^^^^ Originally Posted by m2711c
Upstate NY woman's joyful reunion with birth parents ends with incest, 4 dead
http://www.syracuse.com/state/index...._3_deaths.html
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04-25-2018, 08:45 AM #23
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Not exactly a headline, but here's the lead description to a listing that came on the market this morning: "Inviting Phinney Ridge home nestled in serene perineal gardens. One of a kind Urban Retreat."
Originally Posted by Foggy_Goggles
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04-25-2018, 09:02 AM #24
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04-25-2018, 09:04 AM #25
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Now that's a great headline.
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