Bobby's used car lot and Free Carfax

**Timberridge** · 03-31-2022, 01:04 PM

Now even the fucking Subaru and Toyota dealers have a reception desk at the door. They ask if you have an appointment.

Just tell the young lady, "No, but I'm here to make it rain for someone." They'll get you right in.

**schuss** · 03-31-2022, 01:09 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

You're closing too quickly. Leaving $ on the table.
Treat the process like you would a woman. Nibble the tits before you hit it.

Did you at least get free all weather floormats?

In the last one the finance guy commented "Wow, this is the first under MSRP deal I've done in 3 months, nice work".
You've got it wrong - salespeople have endless time to kill (especially with very little on the lot). Burning 2-3 hours for another $500 means I'm losing money relative to wage/personal weighting of time worth. Also, most of the time you're faffing about with someone who doesn't have the slightest bit of power in the process.

**MontuckyFried** · 03-31-2022, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

What dope stuff you own now?

Perhaps specializes in low mile early 90s Ford Escorts and Hyundai Sonatas (w/ AMG shift knobs of course).

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**BmillsSkier** · 03-31-2022, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by Flounder

Why do you hate America and our awesome free markets? Corporations are people too and they’ve got to eat. Can’t dine on caviar and foie gras by selling cars at MSRP.

That's the second mention of caviar in as many pages. I'm gonna have to track some down (likely paddlefish since we don't want to promote the Russian industry).

Originally Posted by Timberridge

You're closing too quickly. Leaving $ on the table.
Treat the process like you would a woman. Nibble the tits before you hit it.

Did you at least get free all weather floormats?

Our consumer advice department is hands-down the best there is.

**simple** · 03-31-2022, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by MontuckyFried

Perhaps specializes in low mile early 90s Ford Escorts and Hyundai Sonatas (w/ AMG shift knobs of course).

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Don't be jealous. Sorry you still have one car and that old job you hate. Hope it turns around for you and you become a baller like Bobby. Honestly. Just remember to treat people well when you get to the top. No one likes a Mega-Karen.

To the other dude. You can find my best photos on my Onlyfans site. Just search for my name.

I do like the 90s cars though...

**Timberridge** · 03-31-2022, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by schuss

In the last one the finance guy commented "Wow, this is the first under MSRP deal I've done in 3 months, nice work".
You've got it wrong - salespeople have endless time to kill (especially with very little on the lot). Burning 2-3 hours for another $500 means I'm losing money relative to wage/personal weighting of time worth. Also, most of the time you're faffing about with someone who doesn't have the slightest bit of power in the process.

All I'm saying is car salespeople are people too. I'm just trying to discourage the wham bam thank you ma'am approach.

Originally Posted by simple

To the other dude. You can find my best photos on my Onlyfans site. Just search for my name.

I do like the 90s cars though...

What do we have there, a Mitsubishi 3000GT?

I thought Onlyfans was for chicks showing off their goods. I'm missing a whole car culture site?

**BmillsSkier** · 03-31-2022, 01:33 PM

Yeah, I'm confused too.

Is there a secret car portion of the site that caters to mid-90s teal sportscars?

**Timberridge** · 03-31-2022, 01:38 PM

I'm worried about going down some Viva-like rabbit hole looking for simple's car collection.

"Honest honey, I was looking for cars."

**BmillsSkier** · 03-31-2022, 02:00 PM

"She seems nice" can apply to cars too.

**schuss** · 03-31-2022, 02:01 PM

Originally Posted by Timberridge

All I'm saying is car salespeople are people too. I'm just trying to discourage the wham bam thank you ma'am approach.

What do we have there, a Mitsubishi 3000GT?

I thought Onlyfans was for chicks showing off their goods. I'm missing a whole car culture site?

They're an active impediment to the process in my experience. Very few know more about the cars than I do, and in a MSRP or close deal, why do we need to be talking for more than a few minutes?
I have enough vendors up my ass trying to be fake friends at work, don't need it here too. Most appreciate a quick sale and no bullshit.
Then again, I generally do the research to understand what I want and relevant decision dimensions, which they help shepherd others through.
Sales in general can suck my dick. I can count on one hand the number of useful salespeople I've ever met.

**Cruiser** · 03-31-2022, 03:39 PM

I'm a buyer so I deal with salespeople all day every day. I love em. As long as they're working on commission then it's easy to understand each other. I love a competent salesperson cuz it makes my job easier. Just wish a higher percentage of them were competent.

That said, I paid MSRP for my gladiator a year ago and felt like I was getting bent over. But now I see that they're going for 22% over sticker and it blows my mind. No freaking way I'd have handed over an extra 10k or more...

**MontuckyFried** · 03-31-2022, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

I'm a buyer so I deal with salespeople all day every day. I love em. As long as they're working on commission then it's easy to understand each other. I love a competent salesperson cuz it makes my job easier. Just wish a higher percentage of them were competent.

That said, I paid MSRP for my gladiator a year ago and felt like I was getting bent over. But now I see that they're going for 22% over sticker and it blows my mind. No freaking way I'd have handed over an extra 10k or more...

Uh oh. Watch out. Not playing ball by paying more than MSRP makes us a couple of Karens according to Simple.

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**schuss** · 03-31-2022, 04:27 PM

Originally Posted by Cruiser

I'm a buyer so I deal with salespeople all day every day. I love em. As long as they're working on commission then it's easy to understand each other. I love a competent salesperson cuz it makes my job easier. Just wish a higher percentage of them were competent.

That said, I paid MSRP for my gladiator a year ago and felt like I was getting bent over. But now I see that they're going for 22% over sticker and it blows my mind. No freaking way I'd have handed over an extra 10k or more...

Seriously. My sales guy was actually solid on this one and understood I wanted to be in and out.
Even in big tech, there's a ton of morons flinging absolute bullshit. At least car mistakes are in the thousands, not millions when it turns out they were 100% full of shit.

**simple** · 03-31-2022, 04:39 PM

Majority of Americans are paying over MSRP right now. Pretty much every car out there. Some more than others.

https://www.thedrive.com/news/44997/...s-on-right-now

**TheSilverSurfer** · 03-31-2022, 09:35 PM

Toyota dealership in Burien is selling a 4 year old Tundra with 28k miles for more than msrp on a new one.
I can't with that kind of bullshit. I've bought two trucks from them in the past. Never again.

**TheSilverSurfer** · 03-31-2022, 09:36 PM

Hey Bobby,

Can I please get a carfax 5TFDY5F17DX284795

**Bobby Stainless** · 04-01-2022, 03:49 AM

I sold a Lamborghini yesterday for $233,000.00 over msrp. Trade was an AMG GT Black Series and I had to pay $160,000.00 over. Its pretty wild.

**Bobby Stainless** · 04-01-2022, 03:52 AM

Originally Posted by fmac

Bobby I got one more for you. A couple more and I'll have to buy a Lambo from you as thanks. VIN JTDKN3DU9F0415352

That one has a mileage inconsistency.

2015 TOYOTA PRIUS
VIN: JTDKN3DU9F0415352
HATCHBACK 4 DR
1.8L I4 F DOHC 16V
HYBRID
FRONT WHEEL DRIVE

This CARFAX Report Provided by:Bobby's Over MSRP Motors

	Accident reported: minor damage MINORMODERATESEVERE
	2Previous owners
	10Service history records
	Types of owners: Personal lease, Personal
	Last owned in Oregon

**Bobby Stainless** · 04-01-2022, 03:54 AM

Originally Posted by TheSilverSurfer

Hey Bobby,

Can I please get a carfax 5TFDY5F17DX284795

2013 TOYOTA TUNDRA CREWMAX SR5
VIN: 5TFDY5F17DX284795
CREW PICKUP
5.7L V8 F DOHC 32V
GASOLINE
REAR WHEEL DRIVE W/ 4X4

This CARFAX Report Provided by:Bobby's Used Erotics

	No accidents or damage reported to CARFAX
	5Previous owners
	5Service history records
	Last owned in Washington
	22Detailed records available
	100,839Last reported odometer reading

**TheSilverSurfer** · 04-01-2022, 04:51 AM

Thanks man!

**BmillsSkier** · 04-01-2022, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by Bobby Stainless

I sold a Lamborghini yesterday for $233,000.00 over msrp. Trade was an AMG GT Black Series and I had to pay $160,000.00 over. Its pretty wild.

Holy shit. What was the top line on that Lambo?

**TheSilverSurfer** · 04-01-2022, 05:18 AM

Surprisingly it's more cost effective to finance a new Tundra (60k) than it is to outright buy an older Tundra (30k) purely due to the increased fuel efficiency of the new trucks.
Looks like I'm getting a new truck.

Cool calculator here : https://www.fueleconomy.gov/feg/savemoney.jsp