FS: 191 Billygoats

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 03-19-2018, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

LVS, what the fuck is this?

Do I need to go dig up a quote where you declare something like, "SuperGoats are stupid, I'm glad I didn't buy them, my 191s are perfect, they are seriously magic."

So you felt the ski pushing a little bit in just the right snow? What would any other ski have done in those conditions? Have you been searching so hard for a flaw in these non-Dynastars, and finally found it? SELL SELL, dissatisfaction has reared its tentacled head! Jeebus Creebus, next contestant!

Cracks me up, dude.

If you get some huge burly beast ski to buoy your husky bod in the pickiest of powder, I guarantee that you'll come back here to bitch about how they are too sluggish, too much work, not fun enough in the trees, not poppy in the moguls, too long for the coolies. Sell!

May you find peace, brother.

Don't worry, it's just that time of the month, he went snow shoeing yesterday for fuck's sake.

**iggyskier** · 03-19-2018, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

You'll have some buttrapey brute planks that want to tie your cock in a knot. Or some Eurofag exclusivo Dyna-wank BillyGoat wannabes that look like a fifth grader did the topsheet in black paper and crayon.

**Banh Mi** · 03-19-2018, 04:46 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

cock knot

Those 191 Wrens I just sold Bskin can tie a cock knot in a tight situation. Best to keep them in somewhat open terrain.

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**bskin** · 03-19-2018, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Betelgeuse

Those 191 Wrens I just sold Bskin can tie a cock knot in a tight situation. Best to keep them in somewhat open terrain.

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And wide open terrain they will get, just out of pure fear of a cock knot at this point.

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**TAFKALVS** · 03-19-2018, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

At least I'll have my 191s to comfort me when I get home from farming. My old lovers. Strong but gentle. Neither of us is too much for the other.

You'll have some buttrapey brute planks that want to tie your cock in a knot. Or some Eurofag exclusivo Dyna-wank BillyGoat wannabes that look like a fifth grader did the topsheet in black paper and crayon.

I've read this 3 times now and all 3 times it brought audible laughter. Which is a rarity for me. Thanks.

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

Don't worry, it's just that time of the month, he went snow shoeing yesterday for fuck's sake.

I went snowshoeing because Mrs. LVS wanted to. It was only fair since we have built our entire lifestyle around my insatiable desire to ski.

Originally Posted by iggyskier

Dude, hook me up with some SuperGoats so I can relentlessly talk them up and then have one frustrating moment and immediately blame the ski and not the pilot. And sell them.

Originally Posted by flowing alpy

you should just buy em back and ban LVS from ON3P

I should probably get on the RX next.

**TAFKALVS** · 03-19-2018, 05:09 PM

For those who have Pm'd me, I really truly will only sell these skis for the listed asking price or trade (with a little $$) on my end for some supergoats.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 03-19-2018, 05:13 PM

You should sell them for what you paid for them or less. Don't be "that guy".

**Norseman** · 03-19-2018, 05:14 PM

He's waffling. Secretly wants to keep them.

**ACH** · 03-19-2018, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

I should probably get on the RX next.

I hear there is a smoking deal on a pair of Soul 7's somewhere in here.

**2FUNKY** · 03-19-2018, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by MagnificentUnicorn

You should sell them for what you paid for them or less. Don't be "that guy".

Woosh......

**TAFKALVS** · 03-19-2018, 05:52 PM

I am "that guy".

**adrenalated** · 03-19-2018, 06:24 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

He's waffling. Secretly wants to keep them.

I think he just wanted the attention.

**margotron** · 03-19-2018, 06:41 PM

Laughing. If these are for sale I'm in

Edit what is your real price

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**jackattack** · 03-19-2018, 06:52 PM

Originally Posted by Norseman

LVS, what the fuck is this?

Do I need to go dig up a quote where you declare something like, "SuperGoats are stupid, I'm glad I didn't buy them, my 191s are perfect, they are seriously magic."

So you felt the ski pushing a little bit in just the right snow? What would any other ski have done in those conditions? Have you been searching so hard for a flaw in these non-Dynastars, and finally found it? SELL SELL, dissatisfaction has reared its tentacled head! Jeebus Creebus, next contestant!

Cracks me up, dude.

If you get some huge burly beast ski to buoy your husky bod in the pickiest of powder, I guarantee that you'll come back here to bitch about how they are too sluggish, too much work, not fun enough in the trees, not poppy in the moguls, too long for the coolies. Sell!

May you find peace, brother.

So good.

PSA: Supergoats also push/plow in certain conditions. This occasional behavior is part of the activity of powder skiing and not enough of a nuisance to overshadow the ability of RES skis to absolutely slay in MOST other conditions and shitty 3D snow in particular.

**pfluffenmeister** · 03-19-2018, 08:24 PM

Good Lord.
I finally make it back up to the hill for a surprise 10" day, come back to see a BGFS thread with 3 pages of comical responses and still no sale?!?

**TAFKALVS** · 03-19-2018, 08:37 PM

Norsemans prose made me think of all the good days I've had on these skis in the past season. They seriously are one of the best resort pow skis on the market. I think my main problem on Saturday was mostly fitness related (since we were boot packing for turns) and I did have some seriously great turns on them. Just all this talk about the extra magic of SuperGoats and feeling like I was missing something.

I'm keeping them. But if someone really did want to pay me $1200 for them, I wouldn't say no.

**Norseman** · 03-19-2018, 08:41 PM

Hahaha, fucking CLASSIC!

You can thank me later.

**Doremite** · 03-19-2018, 08:42 PM

I go back and forth with love for skis too. It’s complicated. Over think it but don’t.

**adrenalated** · 03-19-2018, 08:49 PM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

Norsemans prose made me think of all the good days I've had on these skis in the past season. They seriously are one of the best resort pow skis on the market. I think my main problem on Saturday was mostly fitness related (since we were boot packing for turns) and I did have some seriously great turns on them. Just all this talk about the extra magic of SuperGoats and feeling like I was missing something.

I'm keeping them. But if someone really did want to pay me $1200 for them, I wouldn't say no.

Bwahahahahahaha

**iggyskier** · 03-19-2018, 08:54 PM

This is why I drink.

**Kopi_Red** · 03-19-2018, 09:05 PM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

Norsemans prose made me think of all the good days I've had on these skis in the past season. They seriously are one of the best resort pow skis on the market. I think my main problem on Saturday was mostly fitness related (since we were boot packing for turns) and I did have some seriously great turns on them. Just all this talk about the extra magic of SuperGoats and feeling like I was missing something.

I'm keeping them. But if someone really did want to pay me $1200 for them, I wouldn't say no.

Lol!

This is playing out exactly how I thought it would.

**jackattack** · 03-19-2018, 09:07 PM

move along folks, show's over.

**MagnificentUnicorn** · 03-20-2018, 08:15 AM

Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier

Norsemans prose made me think of all the good days I've had on these skis in the past season. They seriously are one of the best resort pow skis on the market. I think my main problem on Saturday was mostly fitness related (since we were boot packing for turns) and I did have some seriously great turns on them. Just all this talk about the extra magic of SuperGoats and feeling like I was missing something.

I'm keeping them. But if someone really did want to pay me $1200 for them, I wouldn't say no.

Maybe get some Adderall or Ritalin, get fit and just enjoy skiing?