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    Onewheel

    Didn't search for other threads cuz holy fuck just had to post extemporaneously on this sick slick machine. I was sitting at the bar in Vegas (Dino's Tavern) two days ago and a former bartender there wheeled in on one. Recharged it over lunch. Demo'd it weaving between high top tables and stools. Told us how his 1-3 mile commutes/errands are now really fun. And going almost 20 at times is cool, he wears a helmet all the time. New one has a 12-18 mile range, dang! https://onewheel.com/products/onewheel-plus $1600 or so...Sort of tempting though.

    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    All over the place on Maui. Looks like a blast and a great commute option if you live in the city core.

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    Can't see the video

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    I'll wait for the turbo model...and rear view camera.

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    That looks like a totally fun way for me to kill myself.

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    do they come with chains?

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    See a bunch around here. I think they are made here (Santa Cruz). They look fun, but unless it is your commute rig, kind of pricey. Fun to ride tho.

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    See them around here but the price is off putting.

    Sent from my Moto G (5) Plus using TGR Forums mobile app

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    What makes these any less prone to exploding than the two wheeled version?

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    the commute on my bike is generally one of the best parts of my day. A friend coined them Segways for bros when we first saw one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    That looks like a totally fun way for me to kill myself.
    seems like you're working on that just fine without one.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    seems like you're working on that just fine without one.
    Exactly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    ...Told us how his 1-3 mile commutes/errands are now really fun. And going almost 20 at times is cool, he wears a helmet all the time...
    Can confirm!

    Currently awaiting delivery of the new XR model. I have fucked myself up by trying to push it past its limit but it was my own stupid fault. If you are over 200lbs and like to ride in cold climates the added range of the new XR will be a game changer. On my OW+ I have swapped out the smaller slick kart tire for a larger treaded one. Greater carving performance as well as traction off road. I fly with mine and had a blast in Vegas on the strip.

    Took it out to lake Mead
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    May have left a few marks on the carpet...and walls
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    Fuck cycling.

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    A J.Hart fan from way back

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    Hah. I knew moosey would hone in on this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mooseknuckles View Post
    Fuck cycling.


    sorry dude, when your beers say yeast extract on them you lose privileges to claim what is and isn't cool

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    ^^^ not a beer drinker but I do appreciate the fine cup of water from the tap that I had at your pad and the fantastic meal you hosted at BBI. Not sure I said anything about what is and is not cool. My bikes have been hanging on my wall since getting my onewheel and I do not miss them at all.

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    Got me playin' 9 holes in under an hour

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    The golf possibility did cross my mind.
    Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
    And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
    It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
    and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.

    Patterson Hood of the DBT's

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    These look super fun! Damn.

    And the Hart cartoon is spot on, haha

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    That’s badass. I can’t justify that expense though. Half that I’d be all over it.
    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    The golf possibility did cross my mind.
    In the first 10 seconds...
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    Quote Originally Posted by permnation View Post
    Got me playin' 9 holes in under an hour
    JFC. That ‘rap’ video [sic] is exactly what I’d expect from a golfing onewheeler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tye 1on View Post
    The golf possibility did cross my mind.
    I thought the only point of golf was walking from hole to hole. If you are wheeling, will you have time to finish your beer? Otherwise, all you are doing is whacking balls with a stick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMountainHound View Post
    A J.Hart fan from way back

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    Here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2RqsjDuw64

    There's a hipster douche-spigot dildo riding one of these around town, swirling his arms, swooping and dipping. His dickedness knows no bounds. In a closely related to golf rapper category.

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