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03-17-2018, 11:43 PM #1
Onewheel
Didn't search for other threads cuz holy fuck just had to post extemporaneously on this sick slick machine. I was sitting at the bar in Vegas (Dino's Tavern) two days ago and a former bartender there wheeled in on one. Recharged it over lunch. Demo'd it weaving between high top tables and stools. Told us how his 1-3 mile commutes/errands are now really fun. And going almost 20 at times is cool, he wears a helmet all the time. New one has a 12-18 mile range, dang! https://onewheel.com/products/onewheel-plus $1600 or so...Sort of tempting though.
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
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03-18-2018, 01:19 AM #2Registered User
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All over the place on Maui. Looks like a blast and a great commute option if you live in the city core.
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03-18-2018, 09:19 AM #3Funky But Chic
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Can't see the video
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03-18-2018, 09:35 AM #4Registered User
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I'll wait for the turbo model...and rear view camera.
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03-18-2018, 10:21 AM #5Funky But Chic
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That looks like a totally fun way for me to kill myself.
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03-18-2018, 10:24 AM #6
do they come with chains?
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03-18-2018, 10:59 AM #7
See a bunch around here. I think they are made here (Santa Cruz). They look fun, but unless it is your commute rig, kind of pricey. Fun to ride tho.
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03-18-2018, 11:46 AM #8
See them around here but the price is off putting.
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03-18-2018, 12:22 PM #9
What makes these any less prone to exploding than the two wheeled version?
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03-18-2018, 04:04 PM #10
the commute on my bike is generally one of the best parts of my day. A friend coined them Segways for bros when we first saw one.
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03-18-2018, 04:05 PM #11"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-18-2018, 04:08 PM #12Funky But Chic
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03-18-2018, 04:50 PM #13
Can confirm!
Currently awaiting delivery of the new XR model. I have fucked myself up by trying to push it past its limit but it was my own stupid fault. If you are over 200lbs and like to ride in cold climates the added range of the new XR will be a game changer. On my OW+ I have swapped out the smaller slick kart tire for a larger treaded one. Greater carving performance as well as traction off road. I fly with mine and had a blast in Vegas on the strip.
Took it out to lake Mead
May have left a few marks on the carpet...and walls
Fuck cycling.
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03-18-2018, 04:58 PM #14
A J.Hart fan from way back
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03-18-2018, 05:09 PM #15Registered User
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Hah. I knew moosey would hone in on this thread.
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03-18-2018, 05:16 PM #16
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03-18-2018, 05:41 PM #17
^^^ not a beer drinker but I do appreciate the fine cup of water from the tap that I had at your pad and the fantastic meal you hosted at BBI. Not sure I said anything about what is and is not cool. My bikes have been hanging on my wall since getting my onewheel and I do not miss them at all.
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03-18-2018, 07:45 PM #18Registered User
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Got me playin' 9 holes in under an hour
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03-18-2018, 09:46 PM #19
The golf possibility did cross my mind.
Something about the wrinkle in your forehead tells me there's a fit about to get thrown
And I never hear a single word you say when you tell me not to have my fun
It's the same old shit that I ain't gonna take off anyone.
and I never had a shortage of people tryin' to warn me about the dangers I pose to myself.
Patterson Hood of the DBT's
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03-18-2018, 10:20 PM #20
These look super fun! Damn.
And the Hart cartoon is spot on, haha
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03-19-2018, 07:24 AM #21yelgatgab
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That’s badass. I can’t justify that expense though. Half that I’d be all over it.
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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03-19-2018, 07:28 PM #22
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03-20-2018, 07:52 AM #24
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03-20-2018, 09:22 AM #25Registered User
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Here ya go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2RqsjDuw64
There's a hipster douche-spigot dildo riding one of these around town, swirling his arms, swooping and dipping. His dickedness knows no bounds. In a closely related to golf rapper category.
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