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03-11-2018, 02:37 PM #1Registered User
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Standard code in your household
1) Is it safe???
From the movie The Marathon Man with Dustin Hoffman and Laurence Olivier (great pic if you haven't seen it) the classic Is it Safe scene.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzw1_2b-I7A (sorry, can't imbed)
My wife uses this line after I take a Sunday a.m. dumparelle.
Usually the answer is most definitely not.
2) I ask the wife if I can do something that will preclude me from doing something around the house that i should be doing.
Her standard answer is usually "yeah, sure, go ahead"
i think we all know how that turns out.
Any others??
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03-12-2018, 09:50 AM #2
I think it's time for a nap
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03-12-2018, 10:37 AM #3yelgatgab
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Yoink!
It was a proud day when my daughter used it appropriately to steal the remote from me. Now, both kids say it.
Continuing with The Simpsons theme, "meh" also sees regular, family-wide use.Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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03-12-2018, 11:20 AM #4
“You’re welcome” ala Sadie from Awkward (never heard of it until my daughters brought it home).
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03-12-2018, 08:41 PM #5Registered User
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03-12-2018, 10:48 PM #6Registered User
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We they not to swear, so we invented a swear word dictionary of sorts.
Shasta - shit
Carrot - crap
Apple - ass
Apple core - asshole
Freaking - fucking
Etc...
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03-12-2018, 10:52 PM #7
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03-12-2018, 10:59 PM #8Registered User
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I should have added "around the kids"....
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03-13-2018, 12:44 AM #9Registered User
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"Travel internationally"=shit your pants
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03-13-2018, 08:17 AM #10Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!
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03-13-2018, 08:22 AM #11
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03-13-2018, 10:36 AM #13Registered User
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03-13-2018, 10:40 AM #14
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03-13-2018, 10:49 AM #15
south of the border?
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03-13-2018, 08:03 PM #16Registered User
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I slipped and yelled Fuck You at some asshole driving today. My son spent the next ten minutes. Saying "fuck you Dad, fuck you Dad". Practicing for when he's a teenager
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03-13-2018, 08:06 PM #17Funky But Chic
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Well yelling "fancy carrot" or whatever you people say would've been weirder.
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03-13-2018, 09:13 PM #18What in the fuck is wrong with you???I have been in this State for 30 years and I am willing to admit that I am part of the problem.
"Happiest years of my life were earning < $8.00 and hour, collecting unemployment every spring and fall, no car, no debt and no responsibilities. 1984-1990 Park City UT"
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03-13-2018, 10:08 PM #19
Yelled at my 6 year old to get the fuck back in her good damn bed (@ 330am after an hour of her messing around).
So we started a swear jar this morning! #heldinthefwordfor6years
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03-14-2018, 08:47 AM #20
When my oldest daughter was two, she dropped her plate of spaghetti on the floor while sitting in her high chair. As she watched the dog wolf it down she yelled "God Fucking Dammit!". Never had a problem with cursing once she went to school though.
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03-14-2018, 08:48 AM #21Registered User
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Oh - in the international development sense, not the software development sense. Her org gave grants to organizations in developing nations that worked on education, microfinance initiatives, etc. She doesn't work there any more though, so international travel is pretty much a closed topic these days.
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03-14-2018, 09:59 AM #22
When we have a question about something, I'm sure it's this, you're sure it's that we have the standard household bet, a bj.
Chicken-reefer
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03-14-2018, 10:09 AM #23"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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03-14-2018, 11:50 AM #25Registered User
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