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  1. #1
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    Can Zombies Ski?

    I've always wondered.

    Thoughts?

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    No.

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    If they have the soul 7, I believe they could.

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    Poli-Ass, JONG.
    Gravity. It's the law.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    If they have the soul 7, I believe they could.
    It's such an amazing ski it would make up for the fact that their dead flesh would freeze on a cold day.
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by axebiker View Post
    Poli-Ass, JONG.
    Suck a bag of dicks.

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    Just curious, why tech talk?

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    BIATHALON for the zombies
    “Life has become immeasurably better since I have been forced to stop taking it seriously.”
    Hunter S. Thompson

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    Subzero temperatures put zombies to sleep (as "World War Z" has it). So the answer is - not until spring.

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    Quote Originally Posted by charles martel View Post
    Suck a bag of dicks.

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    hahaha, is that from Louis CK? Can we still quote him, is that allowed?
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    No, but they can snowboard.

    Let's do some livin'
    After, we die

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    Pretty sure white walkers can ski. They're better built for cold weather. That said, I wouldn't worry about zombies at the ski resort.. Too many helmets making it more difficult for them to get the brains..
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

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    I think they straight line everything


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    I rip the groomed on tele gear

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    Traditional voodoo zombi: only if their summoner commands them to; they have no will of their own.
    Night of the Living Dead zombie: retain significant muscle memory, but singular focus of purpose (eat people) prevents them from doing so.
    Lovecraftian zombie: primitive, violent, unthinking. Basically a park rat.
    White Walkers: absolutely. They can ride undead horses and command undead armies, they can french fry.
    Texas spring break zombies: Definitely not able to ski, but it doesn’t prevent them from doing so.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZomblibulaX View Post
    Lovecraftian zombie: primitive, violent, unthinking. Basically a park rat.
    ROFLMAO
    thanx man.

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