Can Zombies Ski?

**charles martel** · 03-10-2018, 06:00 PM

I've always wondered.

Thoughts?

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**Kopi_Red** · 03-10-2018, 06:43 PM

No.

**NW_SKIER** · 03-10-2018, 07:15 PM

If they have the soul 7, I believe they could.

**axebiker** · 03-10-2018, 07:21 PM

Poli-Ass, JONG.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-10-2018, 08:26 PM

Originally Posted by NW_SKIER

If they have the soul 7, I believe they could.

It's such an amazing ski it would make up for the fact that their dead flesh would freeze on a cold day.

**charles martel** · 03-10-2018, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by axebiker

Poli-Ass, JONG.

Suck a bag of dicks.

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**santaclaus183** · 03-10-2018, 08:56 PM

Just curious, why tech talk?

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**Core Shot** · 03-10-2018, 09:35 PM

BIATHALON for the zombies

**tipdive** · 03-11-2018, 02:13 AM

Subzero temperatures put zombies to sleep (as "World War Z" has it). So the answer is - not until spring.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-11-2018, 03:55 PM

Originally Posted by charles martel

Suck a bag of dicks.

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hahaha, is that from Louis CK? Can we still quote him, is that allowed?

**Benny Profane** · 03-20-2018, 05:56 AM

No, but they can snowboard.

**SumJongGuy** · 03-20-2018, 06:21 AM

Pretty sure white walkers can ski. They're better built for cold weather. That said, I wouldn't worry about zombies at the ski resort.. Too many helmets making it more difficult for them to get the brains..

**detrusor** · 03-20-2018, 08:04 AM

I think they straight line everything

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**ZomblibulaX** · 03-20-2018, 10:34 AM

Traditional voodoo zombi: only if their summoner commands them to; they have no will of their own.
Night of the Living Dead zombie: retain significant muscle memory, but singular focus of purpose (eat people) prevents them from doing so.
Lovecraftian zombie: primitive, violent, unthinking. Basically a park rat.
White Walkers: absolutely. They can ride undead horses and command undead armies, they can french fry.
Texas spring break zombies: Definitely not able to ski, but it doesn’t prevent them from doing so.