Page 1 of 3 1 2 3 LastLast
Results 1 to 25 of 70
  1. #1
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    outer Spokanistan
    Posts
    433

    I Tried Heroin ....

    first off, i know this belongs in the Padded Room; i dont like that place, its full of gun-nuts, pervs and homonyms;

    im the kind of guy that favors drugs that take you sky high and keep you in orbit for hours like blow and acid;
    but, there's this girl see. i like her and she likes smack. i didnt want her to think im gay or anything like that,
    so, the other day i let her tie me off ....... WOW! i felt so god damn good! i didnt care if the house burned down;
    i fell asleep later and woke up in a pile of my own puke; im gonna chip some again, maybe chase the dragon?
    i already traded my Supernatural 115s for a gram, wont need those again this season anyway;
    sorry again for posting here, i really like this girl; dont worry, im not gonna get hooked or anything
    "we all do dumb shit when we're fucked up" mike tyson

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Location
    Behind the Potato Curtain
    Posts
    4,047
    Username checks out.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,618
    Location does too.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    50 miles E of Paradise
    Posts
    15,623
    And the Spokane area is a hotbed of drug abuse...

  5. #5
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    OREYGUN!
    Posts
    14,565
    I hope it's a joke/troll

  6. #6
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Vernon BC
    Posts
    1,765
    I commend you on your efforts to walk the line.
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

  7. #7
    Join Date
    Oct 2004
    Location
    50 miles E of Paradise
    Posts
    15,623
    Maybe a corollary to the “I tried snowboarding” thread?

  8. #8
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    in the trench
    Posts
    15,724
    Polar opposite. Everyone gives up snowboarding
    OP is a pussy. Step it up. Bath salts are where it’s at

  9. #9
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    base of the Bush
    Posts
    14,932
    Bath salts pfffft Players do Krokodil.
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  10. #10
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Location
    Last Best City in the Last Best Place
    Posts
    7,345

  11. #11
    Join Date
    Jan 2006
    Location
    Teton Village
    Posts
    2,674
    Two vile byproducts of the Bush Administration: Ethanol and heroin.
    Ski Shop - Basement of the Hostel



    Do not tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

    Mark Twain

  12. #12
    Join Date
    Aug 2016
    Location
    关你屁事
    Posts
    9,618

  13. #13
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Vernon BC
    Posts
    1,765
    Can we get some pics of this chick?
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

  14. #14
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Vernon BC
    Posts
    1,765
    "Its not the arrow, its the Indian" - M.Pinto

  15. #15
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    in the trench
    Posts
    15,724
    Quote Originally Posted by Vt-Freeheel View Post
    Bath salts pfffft Players do Krokodil.
    Fuck! Had to google that. Not going to post a vid or pic. Good times in Russia

  16. #16
    Join Date
    Mar 2006
    Location
    Missoula, MT
    Posts
    22,488
    Bravo
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

  17. #17
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    SF & the Ho
    Posts
    9,427
    If you really like her, turn her out and make her your bottom bitch and start earning. You gonna need those racks to keep you in the white

  18. #18
    Join Date
    Dec 2007
    Location
    base of the Bush
    Posts
    14,932
    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    Just, fucking WOW!
    www.apriliaforum.com

    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

    "I have no idea what I am talking about but would be happy to share my biased opinions as fact on the matter. "
    Ottime

  19. #19
    Join Date
    Sep 2009
    Location
    in the trench
    Posts
    15,724
    Damn! Shit gives you a sweet grill

  20. #20
    Join Date
    Nov 2012
    Posts
    103
    Quote Originally Posted by WhiskeyTangoFoxtrot View Post
    first off, i know this belongs in the Padded Room; i dont like that place, its full of gun-nuts, pervs and homonyms;

    im the kind of guy that favors drugs that take you sky high and keep you in orbit for hours like blow and acid;
    but, there's this girl see. i like her and she likes smack. i didnt want her to think im gay or anything like that,
    so, the other day i let her tie me off ....... WOW! i felt so god damn good! i didnt care if the house burned down;
    i fell asleep later and woke up in a pile of my own puke; im gonna chip some again, maybe chase the dragon?
    i already traded my Supernatural 115s for a gram, wont need those again this season anyway;
    sorry again for posting here, i really like this girl; dont worry, im not gonna get hooked or anything
    Right on brah!!


    I like the cut of yer jib.

  21. #21
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Sandy, Utah
    Posts
    14,410
    Next time you try. Post while high please.

    Sent from my XT1650 using TGR Forums mobile app

  22. #22
    Join Date
    Oct 2003
    Location
    Ogden
    Posts
    9,163
    Quote Originally Posted by cmcrawfo View Post
    Can we get some pics of this chick?
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DjpNgrocKo

  23. #23
    Join Date
    Nov 2002
    Location
    Behind the Zion Curtain
    Posts
    4,890
    Stick with skiing you get to keep your teeth for the most part.

  24. #24
    Join Date
    Apr 2006
    Location
    Spokane/Schweitzer
    Posts
    6,749
    Quote Originally Posted by dunfree View Post
    Location does too.
    Quote Originally Posted by TBS View Post
    And the Spokane area is a hotbed of drug abuse...
    FWIW, I'm pretty sure the OP is a semi-recent import from elsewhere. Bringing his problems with him? Yeah, Spokane has its issues but so do a lot of other places. It's not that hard to avoid.

  25. #25
    Join Date
    Sep 2002
    Location
    OREYGUN!
    Posts
    14,565
    Quote Originally Posted by GoldMember View Post
    FWIW, I'm pretty sure the OP is a semi-recent import from elsewhere. Bringing his problems with him? Yeah, Spokane has its issues but so do a lot of other places. It's not that hard to avoid.
    Does he support or denounce Louis Farrakhan?

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •