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  1. #251
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    tomorrow's black friday!

  2. #252
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    I’m having some more of that.

    I just can’t stop eating.

    Tastes like chicken.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  3. #253
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    You should put some whipped cream on the pie before you eat it

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    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

  4. #254
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    More stuffing?

  5. #255
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    Finger lickin’ good




    White or dark meat




    This gravy is filling




    I prefer thighs




    Who wants a wish bone


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  6. #256
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    what can you say durring sex and family dinner?

    “This is sooo good”

  7. #257
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    Did you wash those hands?

  8. #258
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    You can do it, you can do it, push it further down your throat!

    Actual comment from my 10 year old today after my sister in law said “I might need encouragement to finish this second plate of food.”
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

  9. #259
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    Quote Originally Posted by hikesalot View Post
    You can do it, you can do it, push it further down your throat!

    Actual comment from my 10 year old today after my sister in law said “I might need encouragement to finish this second plate of food.”
    Oh shit. I would have died choking on my food because I would have been laughing too hard.

  10. #260
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    I love pie!

  11. #261
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    I've had better

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

  12. #262
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    what can you say durring sex and family dinner?

    You gonna finish that last bit off?

  13. #263
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    Here, try a bite of mine.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

  14. #264
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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Oh shit. I would have died choking on my food because I would have been laughing too hard.
    The adults at the table all looked at each other then burst out laughing. Pretty funny
    Quote Originally Posted by My Pet Powder Goat View Post
    Come for the poo-slinging, Save a fortune on a plumber.

  15. #265
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    bump: for easter dinner


  16. #266
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    what can you say durring sex and family dinner?

    "Damn, I can't believe we're fucking having sex during family dinner!!"
    Go that way really REALLY fast. If something gets in your way, TURN!

  17. #267
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    Fucking having sex is redundant

  18. #268
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    Remember American Psycho? "Don't just stare at it. Eat it."
    Or did we cover that already?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

  19. #269
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    Let me give it some more glaze
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.

  20. #270
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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    I've had better
    he flailed his arms a bit on that one

  21. #271
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    Pass the butter (see Last Tango in Paris)

  22. #272
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    Jim Morrison got it right:
    When you come home you can eat pork and beans
    I eats mo' chicken any man seen
    I am a back door man
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

  23. #273
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    Sounds like Jim was eating someone else’s dinner...

  24. #274
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    bump for thanksgiving


  25. #275
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    Did you wash that Meat?

    The floggings will continue until morale improves.

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